Welcome to the unit user, Spc Ketchum is gonna be your battle buddy

>welcome to the unit user, Spc Ketchum is gonna be your battle buddy
>oh boy oh boy oh boy! user I just know we're gonna be the bestest battle buddies ever! smile for the selfie! :3
What DO you do?

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she better be fucking tough as nails and ready to ride or die or I'm calling the Lt. a sissy faggot for doing this to me

and I don't even care, NJP me queer

This would probably have been my reality if I joined the Canadian military instead of Corrections. Hell, there are a ton of under qualified women in Corrections as well.

Canada is so cucked.

suck her feminine benis because that's a guy my dude

>she

rape

>she invites you over for Netflix and chill

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Not Military but isn't against regulations to take a selfie in BDUs?

Please kiss me I haven't touched a girl in 5 years

And she's gay so no help there. Chinstrap unbuckled, cell phone pointed at herself, long hair stupidly tucked up into helmet, she gets the multicam plate carrier while dude has the stupid-ass ACU pattern. Fuckin dammit America.

>only after we've jumped user!

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Fuck her

Go back to russia
Enlist in the army
Wait for ww3
Rape her

The only reason they let women in the military was because some men would rape other men, I guess not getting any for months really changes you.

It's a dude. Literally and unironically.

>bangs below the front of headgera
that's out of regulation, even for females. We're going to the treeline to learn about the little man in the woods and get strong. Also he will recieve an event-oriented negative counseling for his violation of AR 670-1 and that violations of puntiive regulations may be prosecuted under the UCMJ.

her paperwork says Female

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At least you're buckled up here. Adjust your fucking chinstrap though so it fits right.

no bangs?!

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Jesus mate, you're doxing the fuck out of her. Or yourself...

Oh wait its a dude,
Replace "rape her" with "pure gasoline on him and burn him alive"

These look like airshit larpers my dude.

she posted on reddit, Instagram, twitter, youtube
what more can I do?

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rape him

kek imagine when she gets captured and raped, then misgendered

>implying she wouldn't be 'bad bitch coming through ' and incompetent as fuck.

No.

I doggystyle her twat in broad daylight.

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her benis also says female

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Hold up did this tranny fuck change his name to be like Ash Ketchum?
Or is Ketchum a real name in the U S of A? Never heard it before besides pokemans

Are there any military arms that dont have the gay-ass bootcamp hardcore training?

youtube.com/watch?v=VhpXrSE0g6Q

I don't feel bad for him, who the hell is dumb enough to sign up to be a zog bot in 2019?

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That crazy cock stare

Well nothing now since trannyfags have been rooted out of the military. But beyond that
>be deployed
>remove kebab
>acquire kebab-gat
>remove Ketchum
>'He served so bravely' :^(

>women in any other role but medical
I hope you enjoy being shot full of holes by niggers user

Until he actually goes into combat and dies because the hormones fuck with his perception.

real
its kinda necessary

what is this sorcery

regulation says "The cap is worn so that no hair is visible on the forehead beneath the cap." with a similar phrase for literally all headgear listed.

>Sadomasochistic homosexual humiliation rituals are necessary

So she is Air bore AND 1st cav? Yea, no. Anyone can get surplus gear an put it on. This shit is fake as hell

>im just gonna kill people cause they're different and that triggers me
why don't you just join the kebab?

forebears.io/surnames/ketchum

seems like a mulatto surname

breaks down individuality, builds group cohesion

Bullet through her skull, then mine for going to war for Israel

its called transfers
parachuting fake too?

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I wish I had joined right out of high school then.
I have too much of a personality now to be broken down and built back up again.

>unironically supporting mentally unstable people to join the military

>lol bootcamp is hardcore
It really isn't, it is just a few weeks of suck to prove that you can endure some hardship without melting into a puddle. Oh no, I'm sleep deprived, physically tired and somebody yelled at me, oh no, this is somehow unbearable.

>stares in pure hate

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His pictures posted were before female Infantry were even being trained. He also couldn't have reclassed back then as well. It's a he. It's not on what paper that counts, but between the legs.

>we cant have mentally unstable people killing and maiming

Oh, that's a dude? fooled me. Guess his boipucci is getting fucked then uh? gotta do watcha godda do son, you're in the army now!

"alright we're dying suck dick"

Expect a present in the mail, commie.

Please. Any New Yorker/'City Slicker' stuck with someone from Middle America or Washington State has had to deal with overly ambitious/excited guys in the Army.

If she dies next to you in a foxhole you could fuck get freshly dead body and it technically won’t be “rape”

>wanting the defense of your nation to be mentally unstable
May as well just hand children a rifle for as effective as it would be

I’m starting to guess you are “her.”
Why would you do this purposeless post? Or take those pictures? They make you more obnoxious than humanize you.

the pistol probably isn't even load considering the dudes rifle isn't

Is the us army like kindergarten where you have a "battle buddy?"

SHIEEEET this is some hardcore infant tier

>>wanting the defense of your nation to be mentally unstable

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Cool a comfort lady thought only the Japanese did this in the 2WW

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its funny to save them and repost?
how do you suppose this is fake when its clearly in an aircraft?

>orange man bad and also mentally retarded
Good argument

It just makes weak men. I work with a lot of vets and they're all far more cucky than people who never went through that predatory gay shit.

The Japs fucked anything with a hole when out in the field, they were real men. Sorta, i mean they were still gooks.

I call it disenchant

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>lets give mentally unstable weapons, explosives, heavy equipment, put them into a stressful and dangerous environment and expect them to perform controlled violence to moral, ethical and legal standards
>expecting the mentally unstable to have dicipline

I thought you had to be pretty fucking good to be in the Paras.

Is this not the case anymore? Or is Airborne completely different?

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they have Sergeants in charge of squads when most other militaries can trust Corporals to do it

That’s bullshit it doesn’t break you, you just learn to do what your told PT and how to not get shot

>wanting AIDS and poop on your dick

This picture makes me seeth

I wouldn't call him retarded
but probably narcistic personality disorder or sociopathy combined with either Alzheimer's or dementia

punch her on the chin.

“Funny” as in queer? Because it’s more pathetic than anything. Glad the US is no longer footing the bill for your derangment.

Looks like you just dragged a tarp behind your self

>to moral, ethical, and legal standards
but the USA never does this, it engages in mass slaughter all the time

nothing is “difficult” anymore. It’s just a matter o “get X certs” and you can do it. The only pinnacles of actual elitism are still the Seals, Delta, Rangers, etc. no tranny nor woman will do any of those

Battle buddy's are kinda gay tho its your millitary i wont judge your battle buddy system

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She is. She passed basic, AIT, and airborne school

My gayest ally

>70yo billionaire that has been a celebrity for decades and generally responsible for his own success, won the presidency as an outsider and universally hated by the political establishment is mentally unstable

Good show proving that you aren’t qualified to make her judgement. Psychologists/psychiatrists legally cannot make a classical diagnosis without contact of the individual. It would be slander and a breach of the ethics of the job.

So what? niggers can be neurosurgeons now cause they lowered the standards, means nothing.

Wow, I didn't know that. To be a para here it's still a ton of actual work.
If this isn't a larp that's great. Good on it.

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>6 million a year for HRT is bad
>billions of tax breaks and subsidies for the super rich is good

He did casually threathened nuclear war with North Korea over Twitter.

Fuck that shit faggot, who the fuck wants to have a fag around when you're getting fucking shot at? grow some balls. Loser.

A 10 year old boy could pass the shit they give women.

>her
and you already know the answer, trench sex

And now we’re in peace talks and trade talks with them.

can i get some clarification like a video?

What rank is she?

Here’s the requirement to get into Airborne school: ask, and have them have an opening. That’s it.