alright you bastards listen the fuck up, i just did it, i figured out the whole god damned root cause of everything, i mean EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING, im not just talking here im talking the whole god damned universe.
i really fucking get why we all hate each other, why things are the way they are, and let me tell you its gonna blow your shit fucking skyward so help me
ok you fucking ready, im bout to get real fucking turbo niggerboo crazy on your asses, the whole secret is: QUARKS!!! YES, sub atomic particles are the reason were all fucked. now i know what you're thinking "nigga what the fuck i aint no quantum scientist what is this shit?" well you fucking nigger sit the fuck down let me go further, the reason quarks are to blame for literally every thing has to do with a trait unique to them, their flavors! yeah bitch, these "flavors" dont just tell you their properties, each flavor is a codeword for behavioral patterns!! now once again you may be saying "what in the butt fuckerino is this double autismo faggot thinking???" nigga i am getting there dont rush me.
so, as i said flavors are just feelings, but here's where it gets gigantanormously huge, if you combine certain quarks with others, you can develop whole new type of FEELINGS, YES BITCH YOU HEARD RIGHT, THE REASON WE ALL FEEL THESE THINGS, WHY THERES ZIONISTS AND NAZIS AND COMMIES AND LIBERALS AND FASCISTS, IT ALL HAS TO DO WITH EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US HAVING A VERY , IMPOSSIBLY SPECIFIC MIX OF STRANGE, CHARM UP DOWN, ALL THESE FLAVORED QUARKS, NOW PUT THAT ON YOUR PLATE AND SUCK IT DOWN, YOU FUCKING GOOBERS!!!!!!