If the world was a story, america would be the main character

>Projecting this hard

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No, i'm the main character.
Me Me Me Me Me!

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Me too

we would be the hero turned villain who still has some good left in him in theory but is too busy being evil to notice
soon he will get his comeuppance

America would be the only character. The others would be behind the scene assistants making sure our coffee is hot.

gypsy

You're the character that only makes a guest appearance once or twice to cut the grass when the family is on vacation. Your character is not received well by the audience because it tries too hard to sound "laaaaaaatiiiiiinooooo" with grossly exaggerated accents.

It’d be either Britain or Germany, they’d be rivals

The loser on the 7th season more like.

The world has existed for 4 billion years, humans wouldnt even be the main character of that story.

No,The World is a drama and the main character is Germany and the German people.
Everything comes from them.
America started getting good when Germans became a majority/biggest minority in it.

The world is 4.7 billion years old. Why would some random collection of mexicans who have only existed for 400 years be the mc?

Wouldn't be a good story if the main character only showed up at the end

Germans are God in human form and Jews are the devil. The Brits are the slightly ugly rival and the French are Ussopp. Australia is Zoro and USA is Big Mom

In reality, it would probably be the UK

America is a shitty mary sue that is hated by a every reader.

This is perfect, especially the seasons where the UK's children go off on their own
>The one with "endless potential" goes downhill and ends up living and shitting on the street once they leave home
>One starts trying to forget everything that their parent taught them, ends up blowing its own house up and destroying all the food in the process. Finds out it cannot buy any food because it expended all of its resources destroying everything, so it crawls back to mommy and daddy for gibs
>The one that ran away from home at 16 gets lucky by finding out his backyard extends farther than it thought, gets rich, uses it to boss the family around, then blows it all on decadence.
>The "bad kid" actually ends up doing well, has a strange obsession with highly poisonous creates, but is ok for the most part.
>You have the middle child, who started out okay, but the parents were rushed to get them out of the house by the child that got lucky. Ended up fucking that child up for life, and now he comes around to kill the parents and rest of the family while leaving his own all over their properties.
>Then you have the youngest, "he" has "his" own house and everything, but still gets claimed by the parents on their taxes. While the child looks good on paper, in reality they're going batshit crazy. One day they claim to be Muslim, the next they're a trans-Muslim. Lots of rainbows in their house, rented out the west room of the house to Chinamen who are slowly taking the whole thing over.

And other jokes you can tell yourself to have a fake feeling of superiority while gasping them burger and fries while laying on your pale fat ass

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In effect you are bragging about your lack of historical depth and perspective. You shouldn't. It makes you look stupid.