Brit/pol/ Sunday comfy thread

Because the horror is unfolding, my former colonial taxpayer friend.

He wont even be PM after noon

you boys know the referendum was a cock up from a PR standpoint

it was never legally binding it was an "Advisory Referendum" i mentioned this years ago in the thread but Cameron called it thinking everyone would vote remain and forget about it but now Theresa has carried it out and negotiated absolutely nothing because the EU strongarmed David Davis into keeping quiet and May was subverted by the Civil Service.

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The joke is, high Muslim populated cities

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I don’t get it.

Lads I'm intermittently on here and I've missed this clown world thing entirely. When did it start and why?

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Who else going to London on Friday evening if they delay muh Brexit?

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>PM Corbyn

At least we know we are fucked as opposed to getting fucked without our knowledge.

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This is for calling me a "mutt" all those times.

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You'd better write to BBC, their website has more visitors than brit/pol/.

it's a joke lad, a goof, a jape, a chain yanker, a leg puller, a flim flam, a wheez.

So what will be the name of this petition operation?

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i don't see how there's any 'if'? it IS delayed until either 12 or 22 of May

I'll have my revenge

>Do another one for the lack of foreskin.

It's fine bro, no sweat.

based

Are they? Sauce us up senpai, nobody has been round to evacuate me

Me

Bruh, don't be like that.

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That picture is more evidence of foreign collusion in our democratic process than the Mueller report found on Trump.

Mutt

what's to stop them randomly generating ni numbers too?

The People's Commission for Cyber Citizenry Initiative

This thread has enough visitors to at least get it on the map.
Plus you forget, all you need is one very determined autist and you’ve got 3000 signatures a day

It’s because nobody loves you so they left you to die

We can still hope they fuck it up.

good lad

Signed mate

Yet another fine Finnish export. It's Honkler. Basically a way to show the clown world we live in.

I could conquer your entire island single handedly

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haha oh man
>bomb highest populated areas of Pakistan
>UK cities being evacuated
10/10

Essex is more middle class/£-shop-preppy (former east londoners btw) larping as eastenders. Basically a cringefest. Economically they're almost like Surrey/Guildford people but with a fake cockney accents.

Sheppey/Swale/Medway are former south Londoners, slightly poorer, and much less fashionable, more skanky/druggie, less 'cockney' but their accent is much more 'common'/council estate like and faster. Sometimes live among irish gypsy communities. It's more chav area

How about Operation Mosely?
It’s also already up so I’m gonna shamelessly shill this fucking thing for ages.

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And yet you can’t conquer diabetes. Sad.

idk but I like it, best meme since Tuxedo Pepe and very much fits current events. Every single popular meme has paranoid anons speculating about its origins, but I think this one was genuinely organic.

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this is from leader of 'plaid cymru' party. fucking brainlet

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Ideally, once one is already used, it can’t be used again.
That means that someone can call bullshit on the petition if their NI number is being rejected.

can everyone see the parallel between the anti-trump derangement and the anti-Brexit derangement? it's like:

>vote trump
>2 years of absolute mindless derangement
and
>vote brexit
>2 years of absolute mindless derangement

the deranged come up with endless arguments of why everyone is wrong but them and it's all been a terrible mistake. are they really ill? i'm fucking serious.

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Bet you can't wipe your own arse though, fatty

but you won't, because if you did you'd be left with third world shitters and communists.

Lmao

The Pakis downstairs are also still here, I can smell their food

H O N K

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Signed faggot.

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only on the repeated numbers

gov has a database of names vs NI numbers. So any scripting would have to use a valid combination of name & NI number

Britpol London contingent meet up? inb4 honeypot

i bet you wouldn't even turn up at the boatyard

My mate wanted me to join in, I know the politics, just honestly I'd rather get leathered with my mates in Preston.
>leader of 'plaid cymru' party.
>fucking brainlet
Implying they weren't always brainlets.

fair enough

That Nazi is Werner Goldberg, who was a Jew

We made guns illegal to stop monsters like you from blundering about, conquering people.

That was the last straw. Brexit is cancelled in 6 days.

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signed, let's get it going

Too late article 50 is being revoked in April, fucking suck it you fash cunts

Does anyone here actually like her? I hate how plaid say they were Pro Welsh and Pro EU you can't be both...

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Signed, lad.

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most of the leavers don't drink latte talking about the EU at 4pm on Friday, they work

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I also imagine it’s kinda hard to auto-generate valid NI numbers, far more than just going onto google maps and finding a random postcode.

>Preston
Fuckin yikes, m8. You lose a bet or something?

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Who is this nigger?

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commie former cannabis smoker. Degenerate.

Must have 5 by now

I think she has a sexy voice, but I like Welsh accents on women because as soon as you hear one, you are 90% of the way along to fucking her. Welsh women are the easiest in Europe.

hmmmmmm......... still no e-mail about it going live.

Got bribed with the promises of free alcohol and a free lift up, bought a litre of Jager for £20 and going in with the prospect of leaving with some half-decent puss.

London is also a remain city so you'll get a smaller turnout.

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They shut it down

You know they can tell you're signing it from outside the UK, right?

So the extension hasn't been granted yet right? If Parliament rejects the deal again, are we back to 29th March?

Well thats fucking true, I remember there was a girl where I lived that gave a blowjob for half a mars bar so...

>Government responds to all petitions that get more than 10,000 signatures
You need to write to BBC, so they publish a news article about this petition.

Also makes no sese for truckers to do slowdowns in leave areas they should do it in london

Screenshot it faggot

It must do.
But they’ve still got to give you your “valid petition licence”. (Number 3)

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>Communist
>Started the Holodomor

Parliament hasn't voted on the deal, and may not even get to. They will either reject it or not vote on it, then they will vote on whether they have a way forward (they will claim they do) paving the way to extension to April 12th.

This woman has made it her life's mission to get Wales dependent on gibs. She treats the whole place like a disabled toddler that requires spoonfeeding and sponge baths. Horrible.

If that Norf lad's about who's making the death of general wolfe remake, how's progress?

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>are they really ill? i'm fucking serious
Some of them probably are t b h.

That can't be real

Ah so they can literally shut it down if it dont fit the narrative

BBC wouldn't be happy about paki minicab drivers not being able to take part in these lol

I'll probably head to a nearby pub at some point and see what's up.

bit further for you than me

Obviously. I don't have a chance of being there at 4. But it goes on till 7. So I reckon I can make the last hour.

*angry ukraine noises*

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London will surpass Istanbul in number of mosques by 2050. Brexit or not won't change that fact.

I'm making one of the bloke being pulled by the police and by his mates.

>petition license
Bongs come the fuck on

>by 2050
There are no facts about the future, my shitskin friend

The supermarkets delivery trucks are the key weak point in London.
If a strike by lorry drivers were to happen over Brexit and no food was delivered to that rotten hole, wogs will do as they normally do in such situations