PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NO COLLUSION, NO OBSTRUCTION EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>GOPAd: Pres Trump Is Defending Free Speech! 3/21/19
youtu.be/ZAfZqsgUAMw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania parties w/Caribbean Leaders 3/22/19
youtu.be/9YRfIT7Coa0
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>Pres Trump arrives in FL 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459061-101/
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>Pres Trump departs DC 3/22/19
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>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459060-1/
>Pres Trump on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/1Bwa5ffuTSs
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>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese FM Bassil 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459075-1/
>SoS Pompeo departs Is-ra-hell 3/22/19
dvidshub.net/video/666944/
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/gEjGHIcfEDo
>This Week@State 3/22/19
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>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/22/19
youtu.be/Rv4AKkuanfI
>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE
>VP Pence @Atlanta ICE Field Office on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-1/
>VP Pence Meeting w/GA Public Officials on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-101/
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 3/21/19
youtu.be/Wxp7C45QgWA
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 3/21/19
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MAGA

NO COLLUSION!

NO OBSTRUCTION!

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Look at all the Trumptards now coming in here getting paid Russian money to do damage control, as if the report doesn't say that Russia meddled in our election and pretending that Trump didn't win only because he cheated with Russia. The only reason Mueller didn't indict him is because you can't indict a sitting president.

But make no mistake, the NY AG and Congress and working on further investigations right now, he will not walk away with his crimes.

To all the T_D idiots coming in: The clock is running out on your orange Cheeto Benito.

You hear it?

Tick tock.

Tick tock Trumpkins.

Fact Check: True

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Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me
Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Got!
Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you
Look out!
Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away
Get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
Yeah!
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel
Say!

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid
Jump, jump!
Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen
Yeah!

Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me
No, no!
Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Get away
Gotta get away
Get away, yeah

Holy Diver
Sole Survivor
You're the one who's clean

Holy Diver
Holy Diver
There a cat in the blue comin' after for you
Holy Diver

Oh Holy Diver
Yeah, alright!

Get away, get away, get away
Holy Diver
Holy Diver
Holy Diver

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White House correspondent for FNC, btw

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Donald Trump is a Nazi traitor and Justin Trudeau is the rightful leader of the free world.

Deal with it.

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>ITS SWEEEET
>SWEEEEET
>SWEEEEEEEET VICTORY
>YEAAAAAH
>making me flashback to the Gaytriots winning the superb owl
delet

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HAHA, MAGA

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MAGA. It feels like 2016 again, lads.

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>207650094

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BLUMPF IS STILL A MEANIE AND THATS ENOUGH TO IMPEACH HIM YOU BIGOTS

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Can someone let them know that there's no fuel left in the tank of this narrative they've been peddling?

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>Trump can finally fight with the chains taken off

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Intrigued.

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Mueller and Rosenstein added to the Dems 'Putin puppet' list.

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U CAN'T EVEN COMPETE, Y BOTHER?

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>AGA

AWOOOOOOOOOVEMENT

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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>Trump is controlled by Russia
Mueller report says he's not
>WELL MUELLER IS CONTROLLED BY RUSSIA

Who else is fingering their own asshole and moaning in ecstasy to the sight of their stupid leftist friends crying today?

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lmao comey knows hes going to be arrested

FUCK YOU COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COPE COOPE COPD.

IS THE REPORT OUT?

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Balancing the energies of the divine masculine and divine feminine, are we.

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Holy shit. My mom came into my room to bring me a plate of chicken nuggets and I literally screamed at her and hit the plate of chicken nuggets out of her hand. She started yelling and swearing at me and I slammed the door on her. I'm so distressed right now I don't know what to do. I didn't mean to do that to my mom but I'm literally in shock from the results today. I feel like I'm going to explode. Why the fucking fuck did he not get caught? This can't be happening. I'm having a fucking breakdown. I don't want to believe the world is so corrupt. I want a future to believe in. I want trump to be impeached and fix this broken country. I cannot fucking deal with this right now. It wasn't supposed to be like this, I thought his cabinet members were indicted???? This is so fucked.

>Germans bombed the Pearl Harbor
OH NO NO

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You missed the memo: the timer ran out, and you got diddly squat. Enjoy getting dabbed on for the next 6 years, faggot.

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Is this a new pasta or are you the glownigger imposter from yesterday?

>Based woman taking care of Mother Nature

Great picture

Based black reporter.

S E V E N

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I want everybody to save this image for use to refute the concern shills who screech about Kellyaynne Conway being a traitorous leaker just because her husband is a fag.

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What level of cope are we on now lads?

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>your opposition research leads you to believe Trump did opposition research
>launch the largest opposition research project in history to prove it

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Well give it up then, nigger.

MAGA

This is Reddit tier.

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MAYBE KEEP THAT LITTLE BIT OF INFORMATION TO YOURSELF FREN

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This can't be real.

KEEP AMERICA GREAT

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sauce?

Kek, is this guy for real?

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That's at least five or six my dude.

Ssssshhhhhhhh, don't ruin the surprise for them :)

>Preemptively saying the entire Mueller report is compromised because it will contain nothing
>Literally “my feelings don’t care about facts”

>Crab rave

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is it not obvious the god damn Russians are out to destroy us

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HOW DO I CONTACT MUELLER SO I CAN GET HIM TO PAY FOR MY TATTOO REMOVAL

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TRUMO: UNCHAINED

Why does this feel like a hollow victory? Everyone knew there was no collusion. Why aren't the people who pushed this on the American people being punished?

kek

>b-but it doesn't say he didn't obstruct justice

Comey visits Aokigahara.

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>Not knowing it's from Animal House
You must be 18 to post here

Kek
To
The
Max

>tfw atomic bombing of Dresden

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He's not -quite- as stupid as he first appears, but more Jewish. It's a joking reference to the Bluto character from Animal House, a movie about dumb boomer fratboys.

link?

>got fucking trips
gibs belichick ples

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If Trump doesn't order Barr to go after EVERYONE after this sham, he's a fucking idiot.

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Not likely. Rosenstein might actually be charged. He was planning on wearing a wire to bring into the White House.... to spy on the sitting President. That’s just one of the things he’s been accused of by other swamp creatures. Comey likely wasn’t so stupid.

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Wow, a reference that isn't Star Wars or Harry Potter

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Who here smug and comfy ?

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The level that claims mueller is a russian agent. So level 9?

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this made me physically cringe

Wasn’t that a line from Animal House?

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WE WERE SUPPOSED TO WIN
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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S

Thank you.

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For the crime of: It Was Her Turn, in the first degree.

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I'm just glad we don't have to hear about this bullshit anymore

Any time they bring it up Trump can just say "No Collusion" and now it's fact

shit's finally over
2 fucking years of this bullshit

MIGA

>using Jim Carey to lampoon the Dems
based

No bully, he's Croatian

You already got Parcells and did nothing with him.

It’s a quote from animal house you faggot

>Why aren't the people who pushed this on the American people being punished?
Because brainwashing literally is not illegal in America.

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Not there.

>Trump Anxiety Disorder

This. People have been assaulted and seriously injured because of media hysteria. Innocent people have been ruined over a hoax.

coming in the post.

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>dems taking the house
With the help of republicans leaving many of those seats vacant lol.

VIRTUALLY IMMUNE

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It's not Harry Potter