/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - THE HAMMER WILL FALL EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>GOPAd: Pres Trump Is Defending Free Speech! 3/21/19
youtu.be/ZAfZqsgUAMw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania parties w/Caribbean Leaders 3/22/19
youtu.be/9YRfIT7Coa0
c-span.org/video/?459061-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in FL 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459061-101/
youtu.be/HQLtxPEmcMY
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/22/19
youtu.be/4zn8DxELdBw
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459060-1/
>Pres Trump on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/1Bwa5ffuTSs
youtu.be/nBe-ldHoJYQ
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese FM Bassil 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459075-1/
>SoS Pompeo departs Is-ra-hell 3/22/19
dvidshub.net/video/666944/
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/gEjGHIcfEDo
>This Week@State 3/22/19
youtu.be/_sz8cj0uHdo
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/22/19
youtu.be/Rv4AKkuanfI
>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE
>VP Pence @Atlanta ICE Field Office on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-1/
>VP Pence Meeting w/GA Public Officials on Border Sec 3/21/19
c-span.org/video/?459033-101/
>SoS Pompeo on FoxNews 3/21/19
youtu.be/Wxp7C45QgWA
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 3/21/19
youtu.be/_adN4BwcH1M

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I love Kellyanne.

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Is Russia here?
Is Russia there?
Where oh where is
the sneaky bear?

Could it be here?
Could it be there?
Look, oh look, oh
Look where you dare!

Look under here!
Look over there!
Look everywhere,
Prepare for a scare!

Cupboards laid bare,
No unturned chair,
But there's no bear
Oh the despair!

AWOO!

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>Well played, sir.

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I don't know how we got on the subject of kidney stones.
But let's not forgot

NO COLLUSION
NO OBSTRUCTION
RUSSIA HAS HILLARY'S EMAILS
THESE SWAMPNIGGERS ARE GOING TO PAY!

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>tfw shilling for russia this whole time
>tfw received paycheck signed by putin himself
hahaha feels good getting away with the crime of the millennium!

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Do it! Go Go Gadget Milk Man!
youtu.be/-Q--ZqWOZrw

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MAGA

Trump dabbing on these niggas youtube.com/watch?v=z0A4yvTAwTg

Da Nang Dick, Lil Schitt, others...BTFO!

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>Trump 'claims' vindication
>Trump 'may have' obstructed justice

god damn

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it must hurt them

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I’m so smug today. It wasn’t a good day personally, but it’s all good. Busting out the real agave tequila tonight boys.

Mueller not indicting Trump means Trump lost

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Well done, have a (You).

1 0 0 0 , 2 0 2 0

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AND JOHN MCCAIN IS DEAD!

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Dumbass reddit poster

BIG WATER IS A LEFTIST PSYOP TO DISTRACT FROM THE MUELLER REPORT

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MAGA. Also, reminder that they spied on Nunes using a FISA as well.

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MAGA
It's time
m.youtube.com/watch?v=q43wzP6A1CM

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AWOO~

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Israel, like Europe, must pay for the service of US military defense/conquest. Our sacred blood and treasure does not come free. Or cheap! Thank you!

>I DID NOT CRY. DELETE THIS ENTIRE SOCIAL NETWORK IMMEDIATELY!

SEND MUELLER AND EVERY OTHER COLLABORATOR WHO ORCHESTRATED THIS "INVESTIGATION," WHICH IS TRULY A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY AND TREASON AGAINST AMERICA, TO PRISON!

Defend this drumplets

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i cant, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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AND THEY CANT HIDE RBG'S DEATH FOREVER!

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Mueller can still get d-drumpf right? Asking for a friend :)

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HELLO PLEASE

how's reddit been taking it?

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You days about to improve

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holy fuck are they still pretending that old ghoul is alive?

>your team spins things for itself
Really activates the almonds

kek

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Get ready for Jew spam tommorow.

Can anyone explain this Jerry Seinfeld joke? Apparently, it's a Jewish people joke that only they get:

"Two gentile businessmen meet on the street. One of them says, ' How's business?' The other one says, ' Great!'"

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so the entire doj then

somehow, yeah

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Venezuela invasion when?

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Whenever I think Jow Forums is full of miserable cunts I must remember reddit exists.

What are your thoughts on Nick Fuentes? He completely turned on Trump and is now in the Yang Gang

>First time on /ptg/ all day
>NO COLLUSION
>And now we’re striking back at the Clintons and Co.
Feels good lads.

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based and redpilled. today was a good day.

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ugh...guys????

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Something is really cute when Japs try to speak English.

Not so well

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MAGA

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ill believe it when devin nunes tweets it

TWO LAPELS!

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we fucked up bros, hillary
"super predators"
"margarat sanger is an inspiration"
"kkk member robert byrd is my mentor"
Clinton was going to clean up this country of jewish influence

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Super big brained nibba, our Ben Shapiro.

hahahaha

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Funny
#3 is best
#10 needs to be changed though to “Kys, Please”

Russia needs to stop interfering in Venezuela's internal politics.

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I think he stole it from Carlos Mencia

Chimera Ant arc best arc don't fucking reply to me.

The Nightly Roundup
25th March, 2019
No Collusion! Edition

Morning
>Muller report on Russian collusion finished, handed over to AG Barr (Took place on Sunday)
>Attorney general Barr to summarize report and release findings to congress, with the assistance of Rosenstein and Mueller
>no further indictments from probe forthcoming
>Trump tweets "Good Morning, Have A Great Day!"

Afternoon
>summary of report sent to congress
>25 Million spent over 650 days
>19 lawyers, 40+ FBI agents and over 500 witnesses interviewed, 2800 subpoenas issues
>NO COLLUSION BETWEEN TRUMP AND RUSSIA FOUND
>NO COLLUSION FOUND BETWEEN TRUMP TEAM AND RUSSIA FOUND
>NO SUFFICIENT EVIDENCE FOR OBSTRUCTION OF JUSTICE BY TRUMP OR TRUMP TEAM
>Trump Tweets, "No Collusion, No Obstruction, Complete and Total EXONERATION. KEEP AMERICA GREAT!"
>house democrats vow to investigate Muller now.

Evening
>Full report access given to limited amount of people in government
>Bipartisan calls for release of full report. (unlikely unless heavily redacted)
>Legacy media begins to realize they were fake news all along.
>Moving of goalposts begins.
>Will we see apologies for the 2 years of conspiracy peddling and mass hysteria created by bad journalists? this reporter says no
>Will we see places like CNN & MSNBC punished like Gateway pundit and Infowars for pushing conspiracy theories? this reporter says no

have i missed anything?

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Kellyanne is so pretty

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No way. When Trump won i couldn't fucking sleep. It was incredible, mainly because no one expected it and it was a decisive ass kicking. I think everyone here knew that Mueller was nothing

I am going to guess Jews complain alot

I think the joke is Jews always complain so when non Jews talk the joke becomes that everything is fine.

gunowners.org/alert31219/
Girl's Name is a big gay.

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>He looks guilty

Man, I wouldn't wish leftists in gvt on my worst enemy

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youtu.be/z0A4yvTAwTg

Trump uploaded a shitpost to youtube

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My man.

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He's Hispanic.

> In the report, the Special Counsel noted that, in completing his investigation, he employed 19 lawyers who were assisted by a team of approximately 40 FBI agents, intelligence analysts, forensic accountants, and other professional staff. The Special Counsel issued more than 2,800 subpoenas, executed nearly 500 search warrants, obtained more than 230 orders for communication records, issued almost 50 orders authorizing use of pen registers, made 13 requests to foreign governments for evidence, and interviewed approximately 500 witnesses.

>T-THEY DIDN'T LOOK AT THE RIGHT THINGS!!

Now check for Israeli collusion.

It means that we will never know the deal with airplane food and why they don't just make the plane out of the black box.

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>>house democrats vow to investigate Muller now.
Literally fake

>Mueller kicks the decision to Barr
>Barr+Rosenstein analyze the Obstruction question as they would for a private citizen, not the POTUS
>still don't find enough to charge Trump with obstruction, decline

HE STILL COULD HAVE COMMITTED OBSTRUCTION REEEEEE

what did she mean by this

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>using based Clint in your shitty faggot shill images when he would shoot that gook with his 6 shooter in a heartbeat
youtube.com/watch?v=dsXHVC8wM1M

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Jews always complain and they are greedy fucks so business is never going good enough for them.

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>Russia has Hillary's emails
give me proofs NOW anime poster

yes..haha YES

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That's how they felt when Kavanaugh was confirmed too. You'd think they'd be getting used to it.

>zero mention of Israel

god damn soviets, we need to invade to end socialism!

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Perfection.

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Because Comey would not issue a factual clarification that Trump was not under investigation in the Russia probe.

GOING LIVE IN 8 MINUTES
>GOING LIVE IN 8 MINUTES
GET YOUR LIVE TYT SALT
>GET YOUR LIVE TYT SALT
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>youtube.com/watch?v=cLfcr09FLeA

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They really are on the brink

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>BZZZZT WRONG
THAT'S MY PRESIDENT

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Federal>State. It doesn't work like that, you can't seek charges on a lower tier of prosecution once a higher one is employed. They'd have to take it to SCOTUS but they can't, they'd actually have to have evidence if they did.

Yeah, that was the yassqueen reaction. Specifically, from when then the Patriots won a football game.

>The rich old white men way.

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Half of reddit is still going through the first three stages of loss.

the other half is split between lefties who lost their minds completely, and trolls fucking with both sides.

Being born in Canada is bad enough but imagine being born as a chink leaf lmao

These people are actually in jeopardy. Not sure if Trump will follow through.

...

How could the Hillary unprotected server be hacked after it had been unhooked for years? So Trump was joking about the fact Hillary's unprotected server HAD BEEN HACKED. With regard to Trump saying he fired Comey due to Russia, Trump had the right to fire the useless FBI Dir for any reason, and it helped the investigation as it caused a SC to be introduced.