China Rekt Thread

First post a rekt webm, then try to imagine the context on a webm of choice. I'll start with a classic.

Attached: tfw your lungs are water.webm (640x360, 2.91M)

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liveleak.com/view?i=7c9_1442749005
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Tianjin_explosions
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Another.

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Last for bread.

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What's the story here? My hypotheses is that he was a very heavy drinker with a destroyed liver. Cirrhosis that severe means the liver has basically no blood flow. The vessels going to the liver swell close to the esophagus until they burst, this leads to death by barfing out blood.

that's a father and his son probably , only a father can do that shit to his son.

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nerve gas

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Post the one where the kid commits suicide in front of his dad

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china is fucked if there is a zombie apocalypse

Classic. Exactly like a fuckin movie.

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i hope to see new ones cus i will be reposting

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Holy fuck, the starvation!

There's one where a mother is unloading a car and her baby stroller rolls back and falls into the street and her baby is hit by a truck. I don't know why hut that one gets me every time. Anyone got it?

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I feel like chinamen live in the dystopian society that alarmists warned about, society so freedomless with a state so omnipotent that even its escalators are sentient and hunger for men.

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>this 10000lbs forklift is tipping over
>I know, my 120lbs of chinese rice and water flesh will make a difference

The way the madman does a 360 and walks away gets me every time

Fucking legend , all shittercunts should remember their place.

lost

hey op are you gonna tell us the correct answers?

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Entertain how he does a flying kick before getting everyone killed. I guess he finished them.

what hells with chinese escalators?

Zero safety features.
I knew a Chinese girl at Uni and she would even test the escalators here in England. Took her a good year and a half just to not impulsively check them out of fear. lol

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Based chink.

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I bet he was was running to make sure his shopping was ok.

Spot on.
His live dogs in those bags were for dinner later.

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What's happening to this guy?

this is Jow Forums not /gif/ you retard

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If I remember Some M.D /gif/ fag explained that for that amount of blood to be regurgiated he had to have some kind of massive hematoma or cyst buildup of blood, which upon bursting triggered his gag reflex and made him throw it all up.

Thats one truck of sand that wont be late ehh?

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Ahhh ok, thanks user. I figured it had to be a huge knife wound causing internal bleeding, but I couldn't tell

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Where the fuck did that lion come from?!

That was fucking deserved, what a retard.

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liveleak.com/view?i=7c9_1442749005

It's a zoo, you can do a safari in your car. Dump chinck wanted to make a picture outside the car.

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The political police is on their way to take you to the d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ reeducation camp. And I'm lowering your Social Credit System to zero.

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I'll never understand the instinct to use a pillow as protection from bullets or knives.

Anyone have the one where one worker presses a button and his partner sticks his head under the crusher without realizing

"You can really taste the cruelty!"

when honkers focus on jews but forget about the real enemy : china.

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That is how my father died. It's really fucked up desu

I would rather a nigger than a Chinese any day.

I laughed and I shouldn't have but that was funny

is he ok?

He probably had hematoma burst so he should be fine, although, imagine all that blood and pus erupting inside your throat.

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Fuck you can see the bone flying out of his leg at the end.

underrated post

>imagine all that blood and pus erupting inside your throat.
Since i'm a faggot with emetophobia i prefer not to.

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Did he die?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2015_Tianjin_explosions

looks like an aneurism to me. thats when a blood vessel bursts. If the blood can reach the outside, it spills out. if its inside, it just fills up the cavity. My grandfather passed away at age 80 like this in his sleep. bled out the nose and mouth.

You can't go down to zero there's a limit. I don't remember how much it is though

There's a pool of blood beneath him too.

This is some 28 days later shit

Watching too many movies with this one, lad. Machete > Kung Fu.

This is how i imagine the first dumb A.Is will behave

wtf? my alcoholism is cured now

FUS ROH DAH

China.
Worth reading.

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This is why Chinese are a sub-race.

is the guy in white having some kind of seizure on the end?