Today is the day

I'm gay and I'll never be happy.

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I masturbate to degenerate porn, and can't find the desire in myself to pursue having a family. I think having a family is incredibly important, but feel like a massive hypocrite for not starting one myself

I love chocolate nigger women

Don’t be sorry about not being retarded, user.
They’re shaming you because they’re not you.

Based Cheese poster

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tell me more user i am curious

I'm a card-carrying conservative and protest-voted for the NDP in Alberta last election.

I have never been a member of the Screen Actor's Guild of California, or any other Union Actor's Equity organization.

Security question: What is a pirate's favorite letter?

i went to disney.com without my parents permission

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I hope he doesn't get arrested. I'm sure those muzzies deserved it.

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I had such a good confession today, feel so much better. I feel lighter and stronger, like God has simultaneously lifted the weight of sin off my shoulders and repaired and reinforced my spirit to face the evils of this world.

Compess

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I like Vampire Weekend even though the singer is a kike.

Some crazy guy flashed his dick 2 feet away from my face once. I was going for a walk with a friend late at night some dude walked past couple times suspect but ignored it.

We walk back into car guy runs to the window flashes his dick at me thought he had a gun because it looked like he had his hand in his pocket. We chase him in our cars and say bunch of shit to him we figure its not worth it and just tip police. The end.

I don’t know how to accept my lesbian step sister. No matter how hard I try I can’t accept her for who she is and its been tearing me apart. I really respect who she is, but can’t bring myself to terms with who that is. Any advice?

Father, it has been a long time since my last confession. But I want to confess that OP is a fucking faggot.

Did the same. You eventually regret the time wasted with her instead of looking for “the one”

That's not a confession, retard

i think i received a sign from god

I’m a NEET and I’m losing hope.

Lead a chaste life but don't join seminary we don’t want you diddling any more kids

Mastrbaion makes you weak in body and spirit

how is it not faggot?

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it's probably another sign that your post was right after mine. Bro, I was in the same position as you literally last week. I started to fantasize about my suicide. I started praying because why not I couldn't sleep anyway I wanted to die so bad. And this week everything has started to change. I don't even know how to describe all the things that have happened to me. Reach out, friend, he'll help you

What kind of degenerate porn?

I emailed the preist at the church I want to join, this is the most I could get myself to do so far. I biked over to it during office hours and spent 3 hours walking around outside and I couldn't make myself go inside and talk to someone. I have terrible social anxiety when it comes to meeting new people.

/VXa//+S - you are correct. A pirate's favorite letter is not "R", it is the SEA.

I apologize on the second response. The answer was not "HOT TITTIES", it is "HOT TITLES".

I have burnt a golden record.

I hope this is a joke. This is fucked

Yes, goy, tell the Church all your secrets so we can blackmail you!

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I made up an imaginary gf and fell in love with her. Since then two real non-imaginary women wanted to fuck me but I turned them down because cheating on the imaginary gf is dishonorable. I guess now I will never have a family and won't contribute to white birth rates and shit.

I'm still watching porn and fapping.

I've kicked all the other Jews out of my life (herbal Jew, electronic Jew, etc.) but I can't shake the erotic Jew.

I think if I stopped fapping I would get the gumption to go out and hunt down some nice girl to creampie, but it's just so easy to fap instead.

I'm dating a guy

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>doesn’t understand confession
How is that a sin, user?

He was only in Croatia

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Have sex with her. Do it while shes showering

look up the definition of a confession. Unless you flashed your dick get the fuck off this thread.

207674580 207674104 please note the ref. Link check.

Eh, well... I mean... he did kill a bunch of white people then...

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What do you mean by accept? If you don’t accept her as a lesbian, that’s bad because you are denying reality. If you don’t accept her ACTIONS as a lesbian, that is not a confession user.

Sometimes I wish I could just go back to being a normie

So what do? I’m gonna feel horrible if I tell her I don’t see a future with her. I’m the 3rd guy shes been with and I said shit I didn’t mean to her to make her like me more. It was just the chase I liked I think.

This concludes our broadcast day.

I've been working on it, and having been keeping myself busy. Idle hands are the Devil's playthings, you know?
The drawn Japanese variety. Also, sex chats online.

I talk to stuffed animals about my goals and dreams and also about how tough my workouts were.

Try fasting. You still probably haven't kicked the food jew.

yeah im guilty of not beatin the fucking shit out of him and killing him

Protip: if you can get a """lesbian""" to wrestle with you you can fuck her.

There is no such thing as a lesbian, only confused and damaged women.

When you fap, just imagine there is a jew rubbing his hands in pornhub hq.

I’ve been meaning to apologize to a friend I ended ties with a few years back for a long time now, but never got the guts to do it.

Rofl..leaf you rattle my sides

actually my friend really wanted to do that

I actually just broke a 48 hour fast for brunch today.

I have the caloric Jew under control.

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It boils my blood when I'm scanning the radio for stations and I come across one in a foreign language. I'll let you guess which language.

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I eat of the food of my friends in the garden. The flying squirrel is in the yard.

Why did we never tell you about the urban freeways?

I am in a rough spot with an online community being told that supposedly there are multiple anonymous people that dislike me for undisclosed reasons. I wish they would be willing to out themselves, tell me what's up, and work our differences out, but I don't even get that. Besides possibly annoying them, I don't know what else I might have done. I still wish the best for them, but I hate being given the cold shoulder by people.

I'm obsessed with a guy and have been for the past four years. I can't stop thinking about him. I can't have healthy relationships because I always think about him. I'm fucked.

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Maybe you need to see your will as it extends into the past and how your inertia has will. It gets easier to nofap the more you practice doing it. You just have to aim in the right direction, just keeping track of where you're making the decisions that are leading you to jerk off.

Just like in the porn videos watch them and rehears it

Well you are a pirate..sooo shouldn’t you expect that?? Just pull a jack sparrow

I've begun to give up hope, no matter how much I tell people what's around the corner they ignore my advice, no matter how many times i'm proven right, they ignore it. And I've begun to give up on wasting my efforts despite that it is the moral thing to do i find myself caring less and less. I just don't have the energy to keep up with the people around me intent on ignoring what I tell them.

>Doesn’t know that confessions are anonymous

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There is nothing wrong with that, my child. You're european, so you aren't lactose intolerant.
The only minorities are white people. Love everyone how they are, but don't let them replace or rule you in any circunstances.
Ok.
Seek the anwser of which life you want to follow, my child.
lol you're going straight to hell
Be faithful, my child. If he truly repents his soul is safe. My prayers are going to your family.
Perphaps is not for me that you should confess that, my child. Admit her love to her and have a decent life.
Every single being in this planet is made by two humans. But when the man fertilizes the woman, the soul is given by god. You're not just an result of sex, you're something bigger.
Repent my child. Pray for our lord, abandon degeneracy and live an other life.
The best way to get out of this degenerate hell is to social interaction. My advice is: If you ever feeling horny, pray 3 times and get out for an walk.
Repent, now.
Amen, my child.
Do not accept. Convert her before she falls for sodomy.
Talk to more people.
You will not get anywhere, my child. Again, social interaction is the best cure.
Repent.
Do it know. What can go wrong to apologize to someone you loved?
Russian.
Repent, my child. Pray 5 times an day.

Is this a gay thing or no?

I never tip

Sometimes the things we need the most are the scariest to obtain. God will reward you for your courage. Call them or go to the next Sunday mass (Latin mass would be great for you because everyone is very solemn and focused on God — come in a few minutes late and sit in the back to wean yourself into the parish)

Stop acting like a reddit nigger and admit sometimes people just don’t care how high your iq is and try to be fun for fun’s sake.

Mfw I’m extremely religious and pray often but life is still spiraling and fast

Stop being gay. Ask jesus for help.

THIS

Pray for me user. Plis. Maybe ur prayers are stronger than mine

It would be even worse if it wasn’t

hey reddit need advice, I let my wife peg me and started crying afterwards. Now I dont think she respects me anymore, so should I buy the new mario or nah?

it doesn't work and you know it

Nobody is going to listen to your advice if you don't have your own life together.

Is he hot?

Confession was yesterday.

I dislike people even if they do nice things for me and prefer solitude despite being socially capable.

No problem in being gay user. Just don't fuck niggers and all is alright

Psychedelics are groovy baby

It did for me.

I stopped watching porn, masturbating and doing anything sexual.
I replaced degeneracy with self improvement.
You have to really believe in your heart and also do some work too.
I am now building myself up to be a great man who can raise a strong white family.

That’s actually not what the church teaches gay people do. They teach them to remain chaste, that is all. “Praying the gay away” is an atheist meme because some brainlet Protestants think gayness can be cured through therapy.
I would love to be proven wrong about this, but I would be hard pressed to find a Catholic prelate who would advise gay people to “pray the gay away”.

See

You are right. It's not a sin to be gay just to sodomise/have gay sex.

Me too. For every Jew comedian that everyone loves and I can't stand I like a musician who is probably Jewish. oh well.

That's not a real sin

Bless me father for I have sinned. It has been 7 hours since my last confession. In that time, I have fucked 3 different black girls and inseminated each one. I'm so, so sorry.