What does it feel like to be a Jew?

I just want to know. You probably lack a frame of reference if you are Jewish because you have never not been a Jew, most of you that is.

But assuming you can use your imagination. What is different in the lifestyle of a Jew versus a non-Jew?

Is it pleasureable? Is it painful?
Do you live in fear constantly of being attacked by a hundred different enemies that you've made? Or not?
Do you travel a lot? Or not?
Do you feel like being a Jew is worth it? Or not? Tell me why.

Come on out of hiding. Take a break form shilling and talk about your experiences being Jewish, with yours truely a White Naturalist.

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Jew here, its wonderful.

>Do you live in fear constantly of being attacked by a hundred different enemies that you've made? Or not?
No I live in a peaceful place and I have many friends
>Do you travel a lot? Or not?
No I dont travel much
>Do you feel like being a Jew is worth it? Or not? Tell me why.
yes its worth it because naturally we get born into good connections.

I have jewish heritage which is pretty gross desu but I just use it when people call me a nazi or something. UH EXCUSE ME MY FAMILY EXPERIENCED THE WORST OF HUMANITY

probably endless neuroticism

Half jew here. I'm a poorfag, brainlet, racist, with a porn addiction. I'm hoping the "Jewish NWO" lizard people who run the world rescue me from this painful existence

I want to snifffffffff her lady braaaaaps

Elaborate then

im jewish. theres no better feeling than slipping my dick into a blue eyed white bitch doggy style.

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I usually drive around in the afternoon in the Porsche my dad gave me laughing at the goyim whos parents were too retarded to understand the value of passing on wealth to their children. No my parents did not kick out their kids like goyim retardedly do. We generate wealth by living in a huge ass house and we have a multiple car garage.

You can't build wealth with a split family. I literally work at Walmart for fun. It's not my fault whites are too damn selfish for a huge family.

i am 9% jewish according to a DNA test

what do?

i am a hall-of-cost denier

Full Jew here. If you fully buy into the culture and your role within it it is probably pretty great. If you don't you are constantly dealing with neurotic women telling you how shitty you are.

Jews are painfully insecure, have terrible health, genetics and love to here themselves talk. They quickly become the organizer of events in friends group which then gives them the power to exclude the invite. They love to hear themselves talk and only have a learned responses of remorse. They take psych drugs and have mental illness at higher rates, they are smelly and eat like pigs, licking their fingers and smacking their lips. They have no ability to have an honest free flowing philosophical discussion. They are trained to mention the holocaust at every opportunity. They are the most vile and disgusting creatures to ever exist on this earth and I hope non-jewish blood in you mixed jews rises up and does the right thing some day
>did not proof read fuck off

reported to NZ authorities for wrongthink

look at her little booty cheek peeking out

What are the obligations you have to do, to fend off getting bitched at?

She has no ass, but that's OK. Only nigs like big asses.

This definitely describes some Jews but you are painting with way too broad a brush.

>work at walmart
>fun
lmao poor jew boy, lying to strangers online

almost married a jew before i was redpilled.

- her mom remarried to another jew. her stepdad who literally is finical criminal and after his conviction was not allowed inside a bank. He fucking hated me and i couldn't figure out why (ofc i do now)
- her real father (also jew) was cool, and an engineer with several patients.
- She was pretty stupid, yet in a phd program for an ivy league school for a stem degree. Not even self aware enough to realize none of it was earned.
- brother was a sperg that did shitty electronic music.
- when she was younger, she tried to kill her stepmom via poison
Whole family was so neurotic and insane. Like poodles on crack constantly crying and barking at something.

She begged for creampies and never sucked dick. Giant tits by smashed up face. I'm very traditionally german-looking, butno holocaust conversations -- was pretty much reddit-tier in my philosohy and politics.

Overall, pretty happy i was not born that way or married into it. With the exception of the chill, autistic father, everyone seemed unhappy, on edge, neurotic, entitled, and pretty (well) dumb. They tried to have big-brained debates at the dinner table, but all of them were semantics bs arguments that meant nothing. They all claimed to like art and music, but were pretty shitty at it. The mother did visual art and it was shitty to the point of laughable. Couldn't figure out why it sold for such high $$$, but now I'm pretty sure it was a money laundering scheme.

Non ironic post from an actual Jew

>What is different in the lifestyle of a Jew versus a non-Jew?
Basically nothing except you feel warm and fuzzy when you visit Israel in a way I assume goy do not.

>Is it pleasureable? Is it painful?
No different from goy. We are humans not lizards.

>Do you live in fear constantly of being attacked by a hundred different enemies that you've made? Or not?
You live in constant fear of antisemitism and largely hide that you are a Jew except to your closest friends and other Jews.

>Do you travel a lot? Or not?
Yes

>Do you feel like being a Jew is worth it? Or not? Tell me why.
If I wasn't proud, I'd still be a Jew, so I might as well be proud.

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If you really want to know its easy to feel jewish.
Abduct a small white male child and strip it naked in public, put his tiny penis into your mouth and suck on it. When the penis is pulled into your mouth by suction use your lips to apply firm pressure to the base of the toddler's/infant's penis, then using your teeth bite the tip off in your mouth and spit it into a little bag you wear around your neck.
then laugh and charge anyone who watched the show 100$ and sue anyone who disapproves.
If anyone calls the police have the cops arrest them for antisemitism.
then demand any money the officers have on them because of the holocaust and send them to shoot a little girl's golden retriever puppy so that you can be a victim of white supremacists.

ok, rub your hands together while reading this post and laugh at me for being stupid.
that is EXACTLY what it feels like.

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My grandfather converted to Judaism because he (((knew))).

My father is a Christian, and I'm a Deist.

Now I'm dating a QT descendent of the SS.

Come gas me faggots.

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they probably can't appreciate it
that's why they will wipe out the whites
and then they will be eaten by the niggers and mudslimes


good riddance
I am God

When you are a child you have to obey and do everything you are told. You have to get straight A's in school, play a musical instrument and practice every day. I was more into sports and sports is also encouraged but it is less important than academics and music. You must attend Hebrew school and lead the service in Hebrew for your Bar/Bat Mitzvah. You must get into and attend a well respected 4 year University.

As an adult, you must get a job as either a doctor, lawyer, banker, or something that pays a shit ton of money. You must marry a Jewish Woman. You must have Jewish babies. You must be able to provide your Jewish wife and children with whatever your Jewish wife tells you they need/want. If can live happily while doing all of the above then your life as a Jewish male is probably pretty dope.

Question, I have a ggrandmother Eisenhauer on my mother's side (straight maternal line) , does that mean I'm Jewish? I grew up with my mom saying things like oy vey, shlepp, shmooze, putz and lots of other things that she always said was just gibberish...

>larping on the internet
>as a Jew

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drop a quarter around her and see what happens.

Yes

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you have to constantly rationalize being a self hating parasite that knows he wants to destroy the country he lives in as his host.

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This is spot on

This is only done in weird bizarro orthodox communities in Brooklyn and maybe Israel. Your average run of the mill reform/conservative Jew in America would be absolutely sickened by such a vile and disgusting practice.

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Checked

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people on this board TEND to hate pedophiles and hate loli.
you can post all the pictures of jewish men with child penis in the mouth you want though.
nothing wrong with that.
all shota loli or pictures of naked boys having sex acts perfomed on them are perfectly acceptable even here,
if you draw in a rabbi biting the dicks.
totally kosher.

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and will they be circumcised?
do we have our foreskins or not rabbi?

I murder jewish families at night.

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Very interesting, can you please link to some Jewish groups that openly and in public fight against such depravity? Maybe a link to some CNN or MSNBC articles?

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lincoln's expression in the top right photo is pricless.

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>We are humans not lizards.
Why lie on the internet?

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Yet with such strict criteria and standards I am sure there are many Jewish males, and a few women, who don't make the cut. What happens to them?

Yes, Jewish boys will be circumcised. The mohel putting his mouth on the baby's sliced dong is a disgusting practice and most reform/conservative American Jews would be horrified to learn it is being done. One thing Jow Forums definitely does not understand about Jews is that we do not get along with each other. Reform/Conservative Jews are disguested by the orthodox and vice versa. Sephardic Jews think Ashkenazi Jews aren't real Jews. Ashkenazi Jews view Sephardic Jews much as Jow Forums caricature of a Jew, swarthy, suversive, hairly, unhealthy, disgusting, subhuman vermin.

I’m half jewish and honestly life’s about as normal as it can get. My jewish dad is the more racist of my parents so i never bought into the whole ((())) memes. To each their own I suppose.

I don't think many Reform/Conservative Jews even know about it. I learned about it from Jow Forums. Jow Forums gives jews way too much credit. Your average American Jew is more brainwashed than the goyim.

A literal cancer on society

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This is not at all true. I'm a teacher, my sister's a teacher, my mom's a part-time nanny and Karate teacher, I married a non-Jew, etc. My Jewish friends include teachers (naturally), engineers, social workers... If your family is overbearing and has high standards it's just a reflection of your family, not necessarily your religion.

Well I married a jack mormon girl, have a kid , live in a small house in a working class town, and run a small construction/remodeling company. The rest probably either an hero or just get used to getting bitched at constantly.

>One thing Jow Forums definitely does not understand about Jews is that we do not get along with each other
lawl

Tribe first, everything comes later. Hence far right Likudnik Netanyahu operated closely with the Trotzkite Neocons and got J-Street to fund their shilling. ZOG wouldn't work, if it were otherwise, heeb.

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Why does it matter what color her eyes are if it's doggy?

Same here. Jewish heritage is so distant it's negligible but I'm also part Maltese so the Semitic features show desu

Sika virus is a genetic human varient now.
what next.
Cuz am bored of these outlandish sub species claims of being an originary power.

The average Jew in America makes over $100,000. I doubt you're so far below average that you don't have one connection to nepotize with.

You're a neurotic kike faggot

They don't get along with each other, yet you see no outrage at the Jews about other Jews that run the institutions that cover up the most heinous crimes of our times.

Not a single Jewish anti-Jew organization exists, anywhere. If they actually cared, they would organize and do something about their "fellow" Jews.

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>Jew
>religion
kek

The left and right divide in Israel is as contentious if not moreso than in the states. Also, the seculare Jews in Isreal absolutely despise the orthodox and vie versa. Jow Forums gives Jews way too much credit. We are just as divided as the rest of you. However, within our sub-groups, we do always look out for one another

>constantly feeling persecuted
>constantly neurotic
>constantly sending eachother articles about how such and such is a jew and israel
>despising the goyim
>being jealous of goyim physique and noses

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Please just leave us alone

I'm sick of having half my relatives die in genocides

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This.

Every Jewish family I've known is ten times more fucked up when it comes to race and religion than any White family. They're heavily into interracial relationships, marriages and children. Since they're atheists (for the most part), they seem a lot more prone to depressions. Finally, they seem much more open to all the degeneracies such as homo, tranny, etc. I don't envy them.

Obviously, there's a hard core segment of Jewish people who are extremely capable and do a lot to help Israel, but these people are so myopic on the issue that raising normal, good children seems to be less of a priority.

Tell them not to ride the Holocauster then.

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Being a jew? Well its nice, I find that people often are friendly and supportive of me and my homeland. Hardly get negativity, well when I do its easy to shame them, haha. Over all pleasurable lifestyle, I am a shorter jew and I find myself depressed about my features. I don't travel at all. Enemies I made? what is this? Jews have always been possitive, people just hate us for no reason pretty much. They don't make sense. White naturalist? what sorta shit is this. Ethnostates are so racist, besides the porn is so good nowadays fuck that shit.

and since you bring up genocide...

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Culture, religion, whatever. That's another thing. Whenever threads like this come up, and I talk about my background, people say, "Well, you're not really a Jew." Yes, I am. I had a bat mitzvah, my sons were circumcised, and when they're old enough we'll send them to Hebrew school.

If I'm not "Jewish enough" to qualify for this question, then can you be more specific about the kind of Jew for which your question was intended?

Was your family part of the Holodomor?

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They're brainwashed!!! My mom literally believes that pedophilia doesn't exist, because if it did the New York Times would have reported it. Jews are not that smart and if it isn't in the New York Times, they don't believe it. Also your typical Jew doesn't participate in any Jewish groups. They just vote for democrats, read the New York Times, and go to synagogue a few times a year. The Jews that are politically involved and in said groups are the ones doing the heinous shit, thus the groups don't expose it.

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Every second is agony, cursed by my frail genetic phenotypic expression. Must steal goyim genes!
Pic related, every night I have the same nightmare and it's this image static until I wake.

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It's kinda resentful mixed with a LOT of paranoia.

Source: Almost converted, lots of Jewish aquaintences.

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What was the "divide" in Eretz Israel again? 80% right to right-wing extremist. Likudnik Net in alliance with the militants and the religious fundamentalist settler on par with the evangelical nutjobs. Trying to bring about the fucking endtimes with the Third Temple since Schneerson replaced Rothschild as the driving force of Zionism and Illuminism got dropped for Chabad and Kabbalah.

There is no divide since Yitzak Rabin got assassinated by the ultra-orthodox settler and at the time Netanyahu was already dominant. All "dissidant Jews" are Pariahs. Wether on left like Glen Greenwald, somewhere in the middle like Gilad Atzmon or on the right like Stephen Mueller.

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I'm a Jew. It's great. I have had crazy privileges that I know others do not. For example, I got a job through my dad at a major financial company in NYC. The CTO is Jewish and hired me to literally do nothing. Eventually another Jewish CTO my dad knew from another company gave me an offer. The commute was 15 minutes more and paid a little more and I would literally do nothing again. Wasn't sure if I would like it. My dad arranged it so if I didn't like the new job I could go back to my old one and both CTOs would be ok with that and I did infact try out the new job, didn't like it and went back. They even gave me a raise when I came back. Only we can get arrangements like this with our hookups.

I’ve heard this exact thing from more than one of my Jewish friends.

The true Holocaust.

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Dutchfag here, Jews can't stand how they can't even remotely comprehend our levels of kikery.

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Speaking of murder, we can all step back and sit in awe at the pure brutality that is the inbred Jew.

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>only half
you are optimistic

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