/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NOTHING FUCKING STICKS TO HIM EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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NEW APPEARANCES
>COLLUSION HOAX! 3/24/19
youtu.be/z0A4yvTAwTg
>Pres Trump arrives @WH 3/24/19
youtu.be/4v_RrJBA0rE
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 3/24/19
youtu.be/W5JBA69d0HA
>Pres Trump comments on Mueller Report Summary 3/24/19
c-span.org/video/?459118-1/
>GOPAd: Pres Trump Is Defending Free Speech! 3/21/19
youtu.be/ZAfZqsgUAMw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania parties w/Caribbean Leaders 3/22/19
youtu.be/9YRfIT7Coa0
c-span.org/video/?459061-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in FL 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459061-101/
youtu.be/HQLtxPEmcMY
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/22/19
youtu.be/4zn8DxELdBw
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459060-1/
>Pres Trump on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/1Bwa5ffuTSs
youtu.be/nBe-ldHoJYQ
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese FM Bassil 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459075-1/
>SoS Pompeo departs Is-ra-hell 3/22/19
dvidshub.net/video/666944/
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/gEjGHIcfEDo
>This Week@State 3/22/19
youtu.be/_sz8cj0uHdo
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/22/19
youtu.be/Rv4AKkuanfI
>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE

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friggin MAGA

MAGA

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No matter whether Trump gets indicted or not, the Russians have won.

No we are living in a timeline where Russian trolls pushed the narrative that "both sides are the same", and a large portion of the middle has accepted that.

Its time to stop pretending there are two equal sides.

There is the intellectually and morally superior side, and then there are the right wingers.

The right hates that we Reddit-browsing and NPR-listening "coastal liberal elites" are the winners in a service-based multicultural globalized society because of our open worldview and high intelligence, and they blame all their failures on minorities and undocumented immigrants. They are seeing how America is increasingly becoming vibrantly diverse, and how non-white people will soon be the majority and losing their privilege terrifies them. Republicans have now become the party of old white people who refuse to give up their white privilege and who wants to make America white.

I've come to realize that much of American history is made up of periods where liberals drag right wingers kicking and screaming into the future.

"No, right wingers, you can't form your own country with blackjack and slaves."

"No, right wingers, you can't keep denying women the right to votes."

"No, right wingers, we're not going back to the way things were before the depression."

"No, right wingers, literacy tests aren't constitutional."

"No, right wingers, you can't deny homosexuals the right to marry."

What middle ground is there between the future Obama represented (diversity, tolerance, class, education, healthcare for all, multiculturalism) vs the horrible future Trump represents (white privilege, racism, sexism, bigotry, discrimination)? There is none, we cannot allow idiotic racists from pulling us back. The demographics have changed, old white men should not control everything, and our country must change as well to reflect the new progressive reality.

I'm horny

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Whats that big globe with fire coming out of the top mean you guys?

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who are you and what have you done to pastaleaf?

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>Independent commission tasked to protect future elections
Like...the Federal Elections Commission? Imagine being this ignorant yet still feeling bold enough to make posts like this.

I'm horny a lot.

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Look at them turn into investigators

Obama’s fbi brought evidence to his (corrupt) DOJ who then refused to indict crooked Hillary, yet democrats refuse to hold them to the same standard they’re currently trying to use against trump’s DOJ.

Just sharing an interesting perspective

SHE CRYIN

youtube.com/watch?v=C_mxxWB7Bfg

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You should get those removed.

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>AG says report 'doesn't exonerate him'
And then goes on IN THE VERY NEXT FUCKING PARAGRAPH to say that he has exonerated Trump of obstruction. Fucking Lugenpresse

The absolute state of niggers, sandniggers, and Japan.

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No collusion no obstruction. Learn to code learn to cope.

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>Trump will never run
>Trump will never breach 15%
>Trump will never win New Hampshire
>Trump will never release his financials
>Trump will never breach 25%
>Trump will never win SC
>Trump will never breach 35%
>Trump will never breach 50%
>Trump will never reach 1237
>Trump will never recover after Wisconsin
>Trump will never win unbound delegates
>Trump will never recover after Colorado
>Trump will never be the nominee
>Trump will never predict BREXIT
>Trump will never pivot to the GE
>Trump will never unify the majority of the GOP
>Trump will never beat Clinton in swing states
>Trump will never get 270
>Trump will never bring back manufacturing jobs
>Trump will never be POTUS
>Trump will never repeal Obamacare
>Trump's press secretary will never reference this greentext in his first press conference
>Trump will never build the wall (construction underway!)
>Trump will never block risky or illegal shitskins
>Trump will never deport said illegals
>Trump will never replace Obamacare with something much better
>Trump will never abolish Common Core
>Trump will never create peace in Korea
>Trump will never renegotiate our trade deals (INCLUDING CHYNA)
>Trump will never use the replacement for NAFTA to make Mexico pay for the wall
>Trump will never leave Afghanistan and Syria
>Trump will never declare a national emergency about the border
>Trump will never use the Army Corps of Engineers to build wall
>Trump will never bring American manned spaceflight back to Florida
>Trump will never survive the Russia hoax
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YOU ARE HERE
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>Trump will never colonize Mars
>Trump will never survive the 4 years
>Trump will never win a second term
>Trump will never MAGA
>Trump will never MEGA
>Trump will never colonize the Milky Way
>Trump will never deport the xeno scum

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To the point of the user who said kiwifarms is down in the last thread:

It isn't blocked or nonfunctional for me.

>Russian trolls
i.e. JIDF and their trannys

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>Look at them turn into investigators

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There's no cure

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wish I was

When are you gonna learn, /ptg/?

THERE
ARE
NO
GOOD
JEWS

Pillar of fire, like what destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah?

One thing you cannot deny about Rudy, his prosecutor role and use of law was always his strong point and he will be aggressive as fuck about this

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>nothing sticks to Blimpf

I'll bet Bibi's semen sticks to him just fine

Now that Trump is in the clear he's free to bring in more immigrants than ever and to increase the Israeli aid package.
MAGA

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did I just see a commercial for a Jesus drama/documentary?
Fox News is funny

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can someone make a collage of all the Russian collusion headlines and put a big old FAKE NEWS on it?

I can't believe the sheer shamelessness of these publications.

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>The second element involved the Russian government's efforts to conduct computer hacking operations designed to gather and disseminate information to influence the election. The Special Counsel found that Russian government actors successfully hacked into computers and obtained emails from persons affiliated with the Clinton campaign and Democratic Party organizations, and publicly disseminated those materials through various intermediaries, including WikiLeaks. Based on these activities, the Special Counsel brought criminal charges against a number of Russian military officers for conspiring to hack into computers in the United States for purposes of influencing the election. But as noted above, the Special Counsel did not find that the Trump campaign, or anyone associated with it, conspired or coordinated with the Russian government in these efforts, despite multiple offers from Russian-affiliated individuals to assist the Trump campaign.

Lol. Mueller and his team are still going with the old "Russia Hacked the Podesta Emails" lie? What a fucking idiot. Too bad that the report will never prove that claim.

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You mean miga

twitter.com/Gomey/status/1109547306175463424

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Checkmate.

adultswim.com/videos/squidbillies/terminus-trouble
Squidbillies - S02E11 - Terminus Trouble
I am ready

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>There's no cure
put benis in bagine

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"dark money" is brave words coming from someone who's about to be LOCK HER UPPED due to campaign finance violations

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I hope CNN shuts down

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11:10?

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CNN and their viewers have gone totally insane. It's funny, but a bit scary.

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Adolf Hitler? Sorry, Adolf Schicklgruber?

>hoop earrings
amazing how easily thots name themselves without uttering a single word

k

r/news is still censoring all the posts about it
50+ threads deleted

>the front page of the internet

>I am ready
Set a time. 10:10?

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Is it okay for Christians to participate in Jewish rituals? For muslims its haram to even enter a church unless you are jihading

Ah I remember this. This is journalism at its finest.

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(((((((((((((Nadler))))))))))))))

god I fucking hate leftists

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my friends cant be happy for me today and i'm really upset about it.

see

I was skeptical that Barr was our guy cause he's been AG before and other such things. So you're telling me he might actually be on our side?

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LOL why?

It's for a History Channel show

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both there and 8 ch have received a massive amount of traffic and publicity
Josh said that he had 30k concurrent users or something because kiwifarms was one of the only places hosting the video
I wouldn't be surprised if they are having intermittent problems even without being blocked

YANG NOW AT 2% NATIONALLY

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that's not what hoop earrings look like retard

Remains to be seen

Please Rudy please, l o c k h e r u p

If that part of the site had followed its own rules (no politics), they never would have had this problem. That's the Left for you.

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don't worry about other people's feelings. you have no control over how other people feel or act. relax and have fun with us.

>Portugal

Brehisdoric floods :DDD :D

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Mueller isn't /ourguy/, Barr isn't /ourguy/, they're just doing their jobs and seeking the truth, they just seem to be /ourguys/ because Trump literally did nothing wrong

>no Biden

Pay special attention to who the bad guys are in that show. The romans? Or the Jews? Only one is guilty of killing christ

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The Teflon Don doesn't stick to any of his promises

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am i wrong? is that not a thot?

how do you get that many dogs in there

NOW!

Today's have him at 0%. Gonna have to pay up more to get those votes back.
>twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1109899652294270976

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Checked and Kek'd
it's mostly funny user-chan

LET ER BLOooooOoOoW!

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my doggo has been feeding on my joy

cuz they're pussies
they finally allowed one thread to stay up it seems

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THIS NEEDS TO BE PLAYED TONIGHT:

youtube.com/watch?v=HcEc8zeNYxI

WOO!
SUMMER FUN!

Legitimately more profound than any of Comey's asspulled quotes.

That New Zealand shooter faggot was obviously a false flag. Think about it: The media would WANT that video shown everywhere to everyone to show how horrible and evil those fucking white males are, but them trying to delete it EVERYWHERE means that there is some clue in that video that the shooter was working for (((them)))

Barr has a thousand foot hate boner for the Clintons because Bill cost him his job in '93 after HW Bush lost. He has spoken and written of investigating Hildabeast for her manifest crimes, yet he does not have to recuse.

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>No he's THIS biblical reference not THAT one

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>I wouldn't be surprised if they are having intermittent problems even without being blocked

*shrug* not for me. Loads normally, not that I look at that site much.

I even tried the video, and it was Full Aussie with no lag right off the bat.

Did Mandow do an impromptu show or chime in tonight?

STOP RIGHT THERE!
Now go away.

God I never came down :) this is my bookmark for YouTube lol

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you shut up
rachel is innocent, she just got led astray by the jews
it's not her fault they're tricking her and taking advantage of her blessed genetics
this is a societal problem that we need to fix

i bet your mom's a whore

I drank every damn one of them myself, it was good

>just make your own news sub

Oh, that's common to avoid spam on the same topic.