/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HYDRATING AFTER A LONG DAY OF SALT EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>COLLUSION HOAX! 3/24/19
youtu.be/z0A4yvTAwTg
>Pres Trump arrives @WH 3/24/19
youtu.be/4v_RrJBA0rE
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 3/24/19
youtu.be/W5JBA69d0HA
>Pres Trump comments on Mueller Report Summary 3/24/19
c-span.org/video/?459118-1/
>GOPAd: Pres Trump Is Defending Free Speech! 3/21/19
youtu.be/ZAfZqsgUAMw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania parties w/Caribbean Leaders 3/22/19
youtu.be/9YRfIT7Coa0
c-span.org/video/?459061-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in FL 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459061-101/
youtu.be/HQLtxPEmcMY
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/22/19
youtu.be/4zn8DxELdBw
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459060-1/
>Pres Trump on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/1Bwa5ffuTSs
youtu.be/nBe-ldHoJYQ
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese FM Bassil 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459075-1/
>SoS Pompeo departs Is-ra-hell 3/22/19
dvidshub.net/video/666944/
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/gEjGHIcfEDo
>This Week@State 3/22/19
youtu.be/_sz8cj0uHdo
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/22/19
youtu.be/Rv4AKkuanfI
>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE

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youtube.com/watch?v=C_mxxWB7Bfg
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twitter.com/AnonBabble

friggin MAGA

youtube.com/watch?v=C_mxxWB7Bfg

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Ain't nothin' in there but organ's an' farts.

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One of the funniest gags of the series

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AWOO!

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ebin

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doesn't look that bad desu

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>Oh Rusty, God's not a factor here.
>named this file before I read that.
forgot the damn file

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Post Dragon Energy.
You're gonna need it all tomorrow.

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Damnit

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tomorrow’s NYT

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Mass shooting within the next 72 hours, I'm sure of it.

Ha

>high-performance bed sheets commercial

do boomers actually fall for this?

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i'm onto you

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Fuck off, Joe. The eggs are clearly underdone. Those yolks are disgusting.

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negro pls

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Is this legit?

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what the fuck makes a bed sheet high performance?

>another user might like Rachel better than I do

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I'll need to make another addenum to my report

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Just so we’re ALL clear:
Hillary Clinton Benghazi "Investigation"
4 years
0 indictments
0 convictions
Hillary Clinton Email "Investigation"
2 years
0 indictments
0 convictions
Trump-Russia Investigation
15 months
34 Indictments/Charges (Individuals) (and counting)
3 Indictments/Charges (Companies)
5 GUILTY pleas (and counting)
4 CONVICTIONS (and counting)
Indicted: Roger Stone
Indicted: Paul Manafort
Indicted: Rick Gates
Indicted: George Papadopoulos
Indicted: Michael Flynn
Indicted: Michael Cohen
Indicted: Richard Pinedo
Indicted: Alex van der Zwaan
Indicted: Konstantin Kilimnik
Indicted: 12 Russian GRU officers
Indicted: Yevgeny Prigozhin
Indicted: Mikhail Burchik
Indicted: Aleksandra Krylova
Indicted: Anna Bogacheva
Indicted: Sergey Polozov
Indicted: Maria Bovda
Indicted: Dzheykhun Aslanov
Indicted: Vadim Podkopaev
Indicted: Irina Kaverzina
Indicted: Gleb Vasilchenko
Indicted: Internet Research Agency
Indicted: Concord Management
Guilty Plea: Michael Flynn
Guilty Plea: Michael Cohen
Guilty Plea: George Papadopolous
Guilty Plea: Richard Pinedo
Guilty Plea: Alex van der Zwaan
Guilty Plea: Rick Gates
Over 191 Criminal Charges (and counting):
Conspiracy against the USA (2 counts)
Conspiracy to launder money (2 counts)
Bank fraud (8 counts)
Bank fraud conspiracy (10 counts)
Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)
Making false statements (6 counts)
Failure to file reports of foreign bank accounts (14 counts)
Unregistered agent of a foreign principal (2 counts)
False FARA statements (2 counts)
Subscribing to false tax returns (10 counts)
Assisting in preparation of false tax documents (5 counts)
Conspiracy to defraud the United States (13 counts)
Conspiracy to commit wire fraud and bank fraud (2 counts)
Aggravated identity theft (24 counts)

>The eggs are clearly underdone.
ever heard of eating raw eggs?

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>Spurdo
That's gondola. Normie faggot.

you ever post those gifs to /ck/ for the lulz?

Joe needs to learn how to cook eggs
christ

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soon i'll be posting faster than OP can say MAGA

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I has been thinking, whats next guys?

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What do you guys think are the chances of Kamala getting the nomination and going on to beat Trump in the general?

An interesting implication from this is that if there ever is another US Civil War there would be even more pressure for other nations to side with the blue states to put it down and get their food again. They could side with the red of course but I would expect the coastal states to control the waters and blockade.

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THERE
ARE
NO
GOOD
JEWS

Totally agreed.

Just go to fucking Waffle House.

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Where are the glowniggers going to stage the record setting shooting tomorrow now that the Miller nothingburger has dropped.

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>trying to make putting the Doritos on the plate look fancy
kek

also she will be LOCKED UP

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"moisture wicking fabric"
"patented technology"
lol

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>we indicted a bunch of russians that will never turn up to court so no one can ever look at our russian hacking proof

miller?

>but inquiry stops short of ruling out obstruction
and then the AG's Office ruled out obstruction.
The End.

Yeah, they already had to edit their online headline because of people flipping the fuck out on Twitter over it (too late to stop the presses over it though)

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Good is subjective

I bet bar rafaeli is a good lay

>tfw no big boobed athletic gf

>ID: fap

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Nunes has had a whole stack of criminal referrals waiting for Mueller to wrap (to avoid even the slightest chance of seeming like he's trying to interfere with it). Those start to hit this fucking week.

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>/ourgrandpa/ PCR assesses Trump's situation his first two years in office, in a short column which even the dumbest /ptg/ blimpfshit can understand
>paulcraigroberts.org/2019/03/23/trump-is-americas-first-zionist-president/

>Various diplomats and analysts are saying that Trump gifted the Golan Heights to Israel in order to help out Netanyahu who faces indictment for corruption. I think the explanation is that the neoconservatives running US foreign policy are Zionists and that the only ally Trump has, other than the remnants of the American working class now dismissed as “white supremacists,” is the Israel Lobby.

You're welcome, /ptg/

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I’ll believe that when I see it. I want it more than you’ll ever know, but she’s slippery

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hot

Wow really shows how corrupt the system is if she gets away with it.

Nope

You haven't slept on Boll & Branch sheets. They've served 3 US presidents. I got rid of all my sheets and replaced them with Boll & Branch. Use promo code BEN if you want 50% off your first purchase

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how many people has trump got killed though?

all charges not connected to anything related to russia. All campaign violations, nothing more. Is that all?

also, wtf is with these slow ass captchas? fucking aye.

Its almost if we have a two tiered justice system that protects insiders and punishes outsider.

and here i always thought her lips were plastic

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>eating raw eggs?
If he wants to eat raw eggs, then eat raw eggs. He's kidding himself if he thinks those fucking eggs are cooked. It's disgusting.

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user, you know athletecism and bust are inversely proportional right? b and c cups are not big

Was just watching some old campaign footage of Donald v Hillary (specifically the “because you’d be in jail” line).
Is anyone else just blown away that this even happened? It all seems like some fever dream but it actually happened, a renowned steak salesman literally challenged a corrupt entrenched career politician and won. Absolute madman. I hope 2020s campaign recaptures the magic

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>Awoo ahegao

I wish Trump would tweet something to the effect of
>Watch out for the narrative change tomorrow. Look into whatever happens tomorrow from the perspective of the Democrats doing to to distract

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Pasta spammers

/4FoL8xux/
/KLnXoOfj/

I just got a hard on

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I watched it live and started yelling lmao. I’ll forever resent trump if he doesn’t LOCK HER UP

>there are people in this thread right now that was worried Trump would be impeached

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THE MOST BASED LEFTIE

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>hahaha cried no way!!!! not me lol
>i'm fine lolololol
Maddow is about to snap.

fat people hate on Jow Forums gets more a kick out of them

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Its nice to see /ptg/ so active again. Fun times ahead lads, good night for now.

Is that one of those skewers you just carve meat off of on the left?

There's a reason this edit exists

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>muh stronk women
>muh stronk nigger women
>dindu nuffin
>muh more stronk nigger women
JFC what a rag.

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ur gay

BUMP. Need an answer please.

heh

add /b3mvzjIj/ to the list, too

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Cringe

>Nunes and his referrals

I'm stupid. Can you give me a rundown here? Has Nunes been talking about it at all? Or is this all guess work?

Please respond.

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brb gotta kms

>there are dumb boomers in the thread who don't know what impeachment means

take a civics class

yes, a kebab

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apparently there are sheets you can get that are worth it.
>(insert number here) count weave
or something.
I da know I just always buy the cheap stuff

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There was quite a lull in both news and in posting. Hopefully it's nothing but pure chaos until 2020.

>been watching boomervision for salt
>commercials every 2 minutes
>waiting for the inevitable ad with bm/wf
>never happens
>every ad with black actors have them as all-black families, same with whites (and the whites are even presented as having children)
>mfw miscegenation propaganda is so unpopular that kike merchants abandoned it in favor of wholesome imagery

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>that was worried
take an english class

The deep state will never allow it it would destroy Obama if it was properly investigated.

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Extremely low. She flip-flops all over the place on issues the Democrats don't tolerate that kind of behavior on, is one of the most anti-gun politicians in the US, and metaphorically hunted poor people to inflate her stats as AG.

Mayonegg.