The game of life

Who else is playing it on nightmare mode?

Are you winning?

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do some push ups retard

Where are fat women on this chart?

I can't imagine being ugly. Life is difficult enough while getting laid isn't an issue. I'm so sorry.

easy, obv

Nightmare moding this shit and fucking it up big time.
Very easy isn't even living, that's just being an NPC.

Learn to rap

you forgot the e

>Get Jow Forums and girls will magically jump on you meme

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I'm above ugly mildly attractive and life is pretty easy for me. I'm also a dude. It's just not "turn on a camera and show my tits" east but it's not hard whatsoever

Beyond nightmare mode. I lost.

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download myfitnesspal, it'll help you become more aware of your caloric intake

smoke tobacco

Minds bordering on an abyss mode playthrough.

>lives in a first world cunt
>muh "nightmare"
your life is easy incel, try living with a daily death RNG chance

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Or being a fucking huemonkey like this literal turd. Id honestly rather be a white paraplegic burn victim than a Brazilian of any kind. I am not joking in any way. They are disgusting to look at, even the clean ones stink, their culture is basically a clogged toiled and they make sub-saharan africans appear sociable.

>don't lift because you don't have a 10/10 face

Wow I sure am demoralized now.

Jesus fuck... 10/10 Demoralizing poster

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Are you saying you have 99 problems, but a bitch ain't one?

>tfw playing nightmare mode with no save scumming

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The problem now there are no "exploits" to win life on Nightmare mode. Only 1% chance to get a lucky strike which results in becoming ultra rich or super popular

>be the cutest guy around
>life still sucks

bruh, women who put a lot of value on musculature generally put less on the face

if these guys have basic social skills and aren't dirt poor they'll be rolling in pussy

>Who else is playing it on nightmare mode?
I guess.
>Are you winning?
Yeah.

Short, piss poor and ugly. Popular since I was young. Where is your god now?

Your choice.

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>youre a 2/10
>funny/good/bloomer petsonality brings you to a 4/10
>ripped aesthetic body will make you a 5-6/10
>Money will do the rest dawg.
It aint easy but there's nothing to it but to do it. YEAAH BUDDY!

Is surviving considered winning?

>male equivalent of butterface
What's worse, this, or a handsome man with a flabby body? At least the handsome man can cover his body in public, these ugly freaks can't walk around in public without being laughed at.

Not being able to get laid in America is like not being able to get a job in North Korea.