What's next for the Democrats?

Ban something!

Defeat and humiliation

Delusions, screaming, censorship and purity spirals, I guess. Oh and projection. Tonnes and tonnes of projection

6 more years of screaming at the sky

Bernie the Ferrari driving socialist and weirdo joe. How could they lose?

Nothing. You are fuct.

So did Obama really bug Trumps home?

>6
you're forgetting the 8 years of President Ivanka Trump that follow

Investigations on top of investigations until every single person Trump has ever liked is in prison (maximum sentence) for minor crimes.

If you're talking with regards to the Mueller investigation? Double down. Seriously, they've already got Dems going on TV and social media talking about a 'cover up'.

If you're talking in general? I suspect they're going to bend over backwards trying to appeal to the fringe of New Leftists like AOC and Yang and wind up alienating what few moderates they still have supporting them.

i unironically hope yang can pull off a miracle and become competitive not because i won't vote for trump but yang is like the only decent hearted, smarted, partriotic not completely fucking degen on the dems side.

every one of the dems is a fucking pervert or a braindead commie or a a self hating cuck white . i mean what the fuck booker is a nigger faggot literally, kamala sucked dicks to advance her career, warren is an indian, bernies a commie, beto fed his white a shit filled diaper (ITS TRUE GOOGLE IT) biden's a cuck, im legitimately terrified at how godawful the dem lineup is, as bad as the conservatives are most of their people could, you know, actually do the job without burning down the country. but the dems? they are literally antiamerican

They win 2020 and republicans win maybe one or two more presidencies before demographic shifts render the U.S democrat forever.

Hey lil Donnie I just made a mass effect butt plug that accelerates into my ass at 5g’s per millisecond, how does it feel now that my ass is literally a black hole huh!

"My fellow Americans. The Mueller report may have proven that the President of the United States was not conspiring with the Russian government to circumvent a United States election and this is something that should assure and give peace of mind to all Americans. This is not something we should look at as a "witch hunt" or a partisan attack by any means, but as a protection to our democracy. Now that the report is released, we move forward, but we still hate Donald Trump, medicare for all, yada yada..." why not just something like this?

Pete Buttigieg wins the Primary and becomes our next President.

This.
I didn't even watch the Dem primaries in 2016. I might watch them this upcoming election though.

No planes, no heat, no cars.

That's pathetic to think about.

Is Haley’s Comet coming back? They could all hitch a ride.

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Yes, and he did it illegally too.

Yeah but this time with trigonometry involved

>Thinking that chink is a patriot
I have a bridge you might like to buy.

i'm thinking some kind of JIm Jones program.

Generate so much salt that they will single handedly take care of any snow for the next decade.

he created a lot of a good high tech innovative jobs in the us and both his parents are taiwanese salt of the earth american dreamers

that makes him more patriotic than all the niggers and cuck lifetime polis parasites on the dem side

They'll likely nominate a black woman for president, thinking that adding another victimhood checkbox will make a difference against President Trump.

What they sadly don't realize is that they need a few more victimhood statuses to have a truly viable candidate. I'd recommend someone who is no less than a Muslim (religion), trans (LGBT+) woman (gender) of color (race) who is also a lesbian (LGBT+). If they don't run the exact opposite of a white male they'll never get enough diversity points to win.

Or they could realize it's still Hillary's turn and just give her the nomination without having to go through the primary process this time.

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Realistically, they’ll have to run Hillary again because her winning the presidency is probably the only thing that’ll keep half of them from going to jail. Also, it’s the definition of insanity.

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>What's next for the Democrats?
Defenestration is a good start
Song related: youtu.be/oofSnsGkops

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Win 2020 and purge the swamp for good.

Looking forward to which body doubles.

They’ve got the kool-aid part down pat, that’s for fucking sure.

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Getting butt fucked in 2020 for having like 25 people playing musical chairs for the nomination. I was saying in 2016, if they wanted to win, they need to start campaigning now. Whining for 4 years is just going to make Trump win harder. Sometimes it will seem like most people hate Trump, but then you have to keep in mind it's an extremely loud vocal minority.

OH YEAH :D

How about a black limbless transgender Iraqi war veteran with vitiligo?

Realistically, about a week or two of crying in the fetal position and/or stomping up and down like a 12 year old with downs throwing a tantrum.

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So much cope im buying stock in anything with cop in its stock designator

I was thinking a retarded half-mexican stunted midget girl in a cripple chair. That way they can bring up a loud nigger preacher to yell JESUS at everybody for cover.

A double amputee veteran Muslim transgender applicant who used to be a white supremitist but is now a full pansexual warrior

Don’t forget hurting themselves physically in a desperate bid for sympathy and a huge increase in transgenderism.

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It would be a draft-dodger. He was all crippled up and got rejected for the war because his knees were wonky and he had AIDS from butt-fucking with faggots.

Just because a hamster is born in an aquarium that doesn’t make it a fish.

A red headed Nigerian albino illegal immigrant with Ebola, aids, and a cleft palate married to a three legged gay horse who can’t speak a word of English.

2062 ... the yellowstone caldera will have destroyed us by then

A delicious Orange Vanilla Coke to wash away the bitter taste of failure

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So basically, Obama’s with a wig.

You know what? I’m done. Fuck it all. Honk honk

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Honk dab engaged

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im only arguing that he's the best of the dems

do you have a counterargument to that?

WTF, we are all literally equal to the fucking kool-aid man. Get with the times, bigot.

Welcome to honk town frens

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Spacing. That is all

I'm not sure how many bonus points you get for being a veteran in the Democratic Party these days, unless you lie about it and get caught in the lie. An amputee would be great though and would definitely garner more sympathy from the coastal intellectuals.

I don't know if the vitiligo would be a strong selling point, it would really depend on how advanced it is. If the person is basically white then why bother with them when you can get a more vibrant person of color who is still a person of color. Now if you were to choose someone like Shaun King or Rachel Dolezal who pretend to be black then it'd still be fine.

Mental illness is a big selling point as well, but it can't be too serious to where it'd be an actual issue that could affect the person's leadership.

HIV is a big selling point as well. Nice catch.

So a more ideal candidate would be a Muslim, transgendered (can be pre-op or post-op, doesn't really matter) woman of self-identified color, who is also a lesbian, amputee, has been diagnosed with HIV and mild depression, but uses medication to manage the symptoms.

Am I missing anything?

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fuck, dabbed on the first move

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Excellent spacing honk honk

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xir's preferred pronoun will be "WE CAN DO IT REDDIT" attached to the selfie section at the bottom of each HTML emaill.

Fuck, honked on the first honk

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Nominate Biden, lose 2020. Also lose House majority in 2020.

It’s all so predictable

nominate Yang and actually defeat Drumpf. That will never happen though. It will probably be Hillary again lmfao

Death and Dismemberment

He gets a book deal out of it, dems can blame "old-school democrats" and nominate a more "progressive" candidate in 2024

Hopefully mass suicide of we are lucky

Rebranding themselves is inevitable.
They need to get less exclusionary and stop attacking problems without providing solutions.

I forgot to mention that none of their problems would exist right now if Clinton had given her fucking concession speech on election night.