PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - LATE NIGHT EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>COLLUSION HOAX! 3/24/19
youtu.be/z0A4yvTAwTg
>Pres Trump arrives @WH 3/24/19
youtu.be/4v_RrJBA0rE
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 3/24/19
youtu.be/W5JBA69d0HA
>Pres Trump comments on Mueller Report Summary 3/24/19
c-span.org/video/?459118-1/
>RNCChair McDaniel on FoxNews 3/24/19
youtu.be/3OqiH9kZMnA
>GOPAd: Pres Trump Is Defending Free Speech! 3/21/19
youtu.be/ZAfZqsgUAMw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania parties w/Caribbean Leaders 3/22/19
youtu.be/9YRfIT7Coa0
c-span.org/video/?459061-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in FL 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459061-101/
youtu.be/HQLtxPEmcMY
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/22/19
youtu.be/4zn8DxELdBw
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459060-1/
>Pres Trump on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/1Bwa5ffuTSs
youtu.be/nBe-ldHoJYQ
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese FM Bassil 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459075-1/
>SoS Pompeo departs Is-ra-hell 3/22/19
dvidshub.net/video/666944/
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/gEjGHIcfEDo
>This Week@State 3/22/19
youtu.be/_sz8cj0uHdo
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/22/19
youtu.be/Rv4AKkuanfI
>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE

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MAGA

America is the greatest place on Earth

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AWOO!

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i need a gf

this
also thank god i wasn't born a nigger

Will you at least let me explain why it has to be the dub and why the dub is so special?

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>I literally get my opinions about the world from the tv
I get mine from YouTube, memes and racist podcasts you fucking boomer

Buy an onahole and a daki.

BEN, YES

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Cringe. Support Yang instead.

no, you need a WIFE

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So they're just going to ignore the report, huh?

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:)

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WHERE MY CORSI COMRADES AT

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Reminder: Tuesday we're getting big Space News.
>arstechnica.com/science/2019/03/vice-president-may-tell-nasa-to-accelerate-lunar-landings/
If this works, we may start doing lunar ops about a month before the Democratic National Convention.

Post YFW Trump dabs on the DNC with a SPACERALLY

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>It's clearly a Muslim with no job.

There is actually some project / OP, called TELOS or similar. It's pasta and images from there. Read about it a few days ago. I guess they decided to push it here, which is stupid because this place picks out the patterns of influence campaigns faster than the best AI on the planet

I didn't ask for these feels

Girlfriends are a meme to keep you childless and poor. Find a wife, faggot.

He's going to have to up the monthly gibs, he's back below 1% in polling.

full disclosure

I just want to let everybody know that i'm funposting using two (2) IP addresses

bluepilled
based and redpilled

I think I'm lost guys. Is this free money thread?

AWWOOO

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>2019
>owning a tv

huh

>Cringe. Support Yang instead.
why not both?

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the creator said it was shit and that the translation team could do whatever they wanted and so they picked up a bunch of nobodies got them drunk and put them in the recording booth.

>running on a platform of america first is a complete betrayal of the american people

interesting inverse quote you have, but i'll take it!
AWOOOO!

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OKAY SORRY FOR BEING RETARDED
I NEED A WIFE RIGHT NOW

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SESSIONS IS A ______

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Fellow anons. I just wanted to say you are all my Russians, and I enjoy our collusions together.

Jerome Corsi is a real motherfucker. He told Mueller to fuck himself.

yes. Mueller is going to give us all reparations soon

WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE?!

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go to church and find a nice girl

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No, but I wouldn't pin too much hope on that. Yang somehow managed to force himself into a live debate with renowned manlet Ben Shapiro about dick cutting, so that's going to not go over so well.

STUPID NIGGER

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Get one from Southeast Asia or China.

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chink agent sent to undermine the Trump Presidency by recusing

no you don't get it
ghost stories, in the original japanese, is a shitty anime. it's not worth watching in the slightest
however, when it was somehow dubbed, what happened was the script wasn't fully translated and so dubbing company just decided to have fun with it and fill the entire thing with crude jokes and stuff like that
for example, there's a character that had absolutely no lines translated at all, so the voice actor just babbles nonsense and the rest of the cast treats him like a retard
so a pretty terrible anime becomes watchable just for that. that's why the dub is what one should watch for that because the sub is just a shitty kids show played straight

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Gee Billy, TWO IP's?

>I think I'm lost guys. Is this free money thread?

Nah, that's the Wang Gang, down the hall.

Downside: You're gonna be between Butgagg and DownLowBooker, and you're on the bad side of the glory hole. Lube up!

Jow Forums will be better at it than AI until Jow Forums's precepts are used to teach the AI but that's a victory condition for Jow Forums as well.
>#define ITS_THE_JEWS = true;

IMMIGRATION HAWK

they just don't make music like they used to

*sips*

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interesting way to describe yourself

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The Cosmic Awoo giveth and the Cosmic Awoo taketh away

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>weak chinned soiboi in the background

Any criticism of Jeff Session's unneeded recusal, his stumbling over the Russia collusion interviews and his inaction towards DNC corruption is invalid because I suspect that those critics are motivated purely by the desire to use drugs. I morally and intellectually disqualify them and their criticisms because drugs are bad on general principle. No argument or presentation of facts pertaining to the harm that Jeff Sessions' utterly. piss. poor. performance has done to the Trump Administration will sway me due to the fact that those critics most likely use drugs. In fact I am angered that they are even posting. I would like them to stop speaking or, better yet, stop living because they are categorically bad people.

Jeff Sessions is cracking down on cocaine and opioids, lol i bet that makes you hippie stoner pot smokers so mad. I hope after all the cocaine/heroine busts that you'll never be able to fill your pipe with weed ever again! Muahahaha

Keebler Elf
>youtube.com/watch?v=oUs2lxOxpMQ

BABY BOOMER NIGGER

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but I didn't recuse from anything

i really like this song
hold it! what you're looking at is the next generation. that right there is a 24-hour Jow Forums browser.

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absolutely disgusting

>i'm funposting using two (2) IP addresses
Your father didn't beat you enough.

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American humor and english voices are not why I watch anime though

>nearing hour ten
>of sixteen

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TWO IPS???

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just roll with it

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>meme shelf
Way to depreciate your home value

I actually just threw that into the pasta filter, because it's so fucking old.

Here's a clip. It should explain everything.
>youtube.com/watch?v=iv0w6EffYfY

God damn I love this man. I am going to unironically volunteer to shill for the next 3 or 4 days on different boards just to act like one smug mother fucker.

BORN

TO

SHILL

NIGGERS

God DAMN IT FEELS GOOD TO BE BACK IN THE SEAT AGAIN

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OH, NO NO NO NO

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Winning Big League!

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Do you get to just sit on your ass and basically get paid to shitpost?

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>the salty taste

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that is absolutely a Jow Forums plant

I wish i could hug all of you!
We've been waiting 2 years for this witch hunt investigation to finally end, now that it's ended, is there any part of it you're going to miss? Was the leftwing meltdown over it better or less than your expectations? What do you hope to see in 2019 from the GOP and DNC?
Thank you anons, remember to have a good day!

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>"Shirotabi, please forgive me for bringing you back to life!"
>"I know now that it could never work between us, as much as we want it to it could never be!"
>"Not because you're a rabbit, but BECAUSE YOU'RE BLACK!"

I feel bad, kind of, for the ones smart enough to wake up and get it.

JEROME CORSI MADE MUELLER HIS BITCH

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There was an interview a while ago where he just looked bloated as fuck from stress/alcohol.
I was worried about him then, but boy am I glad to see how wrong I was! Props to his wife as well!

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Not really. It just got quiet because it's midnight.

>off by one

Go to bed, you fucking shitbag

>pioneer
>dinosaur
probably

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she already has that dead soulless face

Corsi is a real ass nigga

we've been enjoying it for days user

>TRUMP COLLUDED WITH RUSSIA

where were you when this sentiment was utterly btfo?

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Is Corsi's $250 Million lawsuit against Mueller still going forward?

>off by one
*thousand

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SEETHING

>Angel/Devil on my shoulder

>What? Are you going to sit there and say you didn't enjoy Excel Saga with the english dub?
>But I like the sub better
>yeah but you still enjoyed it
>What about those who hunt elves?
What about it?
>Well you never watched the subtitle of that
>and you still like the show
>or what about Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040?
>You liked the dub of that show
>or what about Dragonball?
>Are you really going to tell me you prefer Goku's japanese voice instread of the english one?
well japanese goku's voice is a special case, it's incredibly awful
>I'm just saying, you should watch it. Be nice. It would obviously mean a lot to him if you watched it and it would make him happy. Just watch it.
aaa but my backlog
>maybe he will watch it with you and you can enjoy it together?
----
would you be willing to watch it with me?

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>drumpf is subverting the Constitution

>also, fuck the fifth amendment

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prepare to die drumpf

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Once you we start taking control again the women will all fall in line. Women are stupid. They all will pretend to do whatever fad is cool so as long as they know they're getting attention from it. Make yourself the cool target again and you will see the 80s return to America.

The women chase you. No exceptions. Even fucking nerds of the 70s were getting laid. Do your part to make the white race the greatest fucking specimen walking upright user

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I have been asserting Trump's innocence for two years and been laughed at. This is a day I have long awaited.

>momiji with nostrils
[scared]

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off by one