Indian election general

Indian election general
Election date , schedule and candidates :
google.com/amp/s/www.ndtv.com/india-news/lok-sabha-elections-2019-poll-dates-candidates-election-schedule-nominations-all-faqs-answered-2011272?amp=1&akamai-rum=off
Lok Sabha election 2019 : 12 battles that will decide the fate of bigwigs in Hindi heartland :
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/elections/lok-sabha/india/lok-sabha-polls-2019-12-battles-that-will-decide-fate-of-bigwigs-in-hindi-heartland/articleshow/68555028.cms
Democracy on test as India gears up for the polls :
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/elections/lok-sabha/india/view-democracy-on-test-as-india-gears-up-for-2019-general-elections/articleshow/68544858.cms
How Modi changed India’s strategic fortunes :
economictimes.indiatimes.com/news/politics-and-nation/how-modi-changed-indias-strategic-fortunes/articleshow/68539699.cms

>Manifesto yet to release . Probably will be added in the next thread
> Need good quality fanart
> Suggest what more should be done
> Just be clear , all support Modi 2019 , right ?

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Vote Poo

modi is basically india's trump right?

hope he wins.

Poo

election promise #1 reduce Poo

>Just be clear , all support Modi 2019 , right?
Paki shills with Indian flag support Congress.

Modi is a faggot
Hope Congress wins
S.

Right on cue

Demonitization was a fuck up
And this government is busy trying to manipulate statistics and data to suit the election, they literally went back in time and change UPA-II economic stats to make themselves look good
And
He’s a Gujjew. They’re going to suck the country dry. This government nominated “Jio University”, which doesn’t even exist, alongside IITs, IISc and BITS. Fucking gujjews have such a hard on for nepotism it’s impossible to trust them.

And don’t forget he agreed for 10% reservation to economically disadvantaged, lmao. There’s already 50% reservation for lower castes and now another 10% for poor.

Also the fucking statue. The statue cost millions and the workers went to strike shortly after because they weren’t being paid properly.

Not to mention retarded historical revisionism, blatant propaganda, and LITERAL cow piss drinking.

Voting for this government is like sucking dick with your eyes closed pretending it’s lollipop. I’d rather suck dick directly and be aware of it.

The politicians are going to win, it’s the people that are FUCKED.

You have to go back to r/india commie shill.

POO IN THE LOO

India is literally the worse democracy. It's really a feudal democracy.

1 billion of illiterate, semi literate, low IQ electorate go to vote
.....for their candidates who belong to their
....castes, communities, religion, region...

..100s of political parties..
...most of them socialists headed by cow herders
..it would be next to impossible to differentiate between them purely on ideological basis) ....
...every language has 2-6 political parties on average..there are 25 major languages...
...politicians literally offer quota for every class in everything under the sun --- caste, religion, class, gender, etc


I am happy to live in the norther hills and dont give a fuck about this joke of an election. I will try hard not to vote. ff

Oh wait I can’t because in addition to porn, this FUCKING government asked ISPs to ban reddit as well.

Enjoy living in a police state. This guy will fuck the constitution like an Asian girl getting fucked by some white sexpat.

>Oh wait I can’t because in addition to porn, this FUCKING government asked ISPs to ban reddit as well.
That is good, every mod of r/India should be gunned down and all posters should be banned.
I wouldn't be surprised if all mods were pakis living overseas.

>t.

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haha very funny totally BTFO me dude
why do bhakts hate free speech so much? y’all even sperged out against fucking pewdiepie lol

poo for 2019
#poogang

kek

>tfw voting for Modi just because congress promises 33% reservation for wahmen in govt. jobs

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When's Modi gonna go full Hindu fascist?

Who fucking cares

And what's the alternative? Be 3rd world get 3rd world governance.

Probably never. This guy promised to build a Hindu Temple last season and it's still not happening

Modi pisses of many indian redditors so much they post "How to emigrate" threads every day. Trump is making it difficult to escape to US and your country's Indian population is going to skyrocket in near future.

Lol lefty pajeets will be arriving at your Canadian shithole in even greater numbers after his reelection

Fuck this government. They tried banning everything. How long before they come for Jow Forums you faggots?

Jow Forums will never become mainstream here. You can't post selfie DPs and virtue signal like qoras, twats or redditors who think it'd give them a chance at pussy

Subscribe to pewdiepie

Gas the street shitters

PewDiePie can suck my brown cock, he’s Swedish after all

youtu.be/0_55_hUzYsA

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Imran Khan will win.

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India should legalize LSD, Cannabis, DMT, 5-MeO-DMT and psilocybin mushrooms

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Where are all r/bakchodi folks?
r/India is full of Pakistan.

Pakis••
Fuck autocorrect.

Faggot leaf was a mistake

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Why are you fighting amongst each other ?
Still need some fan art and suggestions
And talk amongst us anons . Do not respond to irrelevant stuff .

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Fuck men. Yang gang shitposting backfired spectacularly.
I thought I was going to make USA a shithole, this is pure karma. I can't think of any other time when I got btfo so hard.

newsx.com/national/rahul-gandhi-on-basic-income-scheme-20-per-cent-of-poor-will-get-rs-6000-per-month-25-crore-indian-will-be-benefitted/amp

For anyone who isn't glued to tv. Congress just announced their basic income scheme for the poor. 72k per year for the bottom 20%.

>be NEET
wtf I love Khangress now!

Wtf I'm moving to India

Guy in my college jumped from 5th floor saying the world is ending after taking lsd shots

One of his friends became my friend later on. Another classmate of mine from different class/batch did acid and called his mum and said "mummy I am hearing trance music everywhere". His family flew in from Punjab and beat him up and took him to Canada for rehab

In final year my closest mate from different group/branch did lsd and had a very good trip . He imagined some video game in the forest visible from our balcony

Stay poo lad

>bakchodi
I've been reading that place a bit. I understand maybe 1/100th of what's posted there, and that's only counting the English posts.

It’s cringe af, should be renamed to r/The_Modi

Lol

It started out as a shitposting sub but now is full of serious and agendaposting and butthurt retards who got banned from r/India for right wing views. IndiaChan Jow Forums is much better but not as active.

Excited for Chandrayaan-2?

You better not fucking delay it again.

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Invade Nepal my niggas.

10% er spotted

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>IndiaChan
thanks fren im gonna lurk there

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Aur itne paise layega mera baap?
Soon Brother
Soon

lol basically yangchink's trick to get votes
hurry my nigga, need to remove commies from power

Bump

Hit or flop?

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Based and Raj pilled.

That's why we took over so easily.

>easily
LEl you sat outside waiting for Mughal Empire to fall

Patience is a virtue.

Without us north India would be like Afghanistan and parts of it would belong to China. We taught your based Sikhs and superior caste Hindus proper military discipline and tactics.

Say thank you Pajeet.

Lying to yourself to clear your conscience is normal. But it is better to accept the truth

Kolkata was the first fully electrified city in Asia, ahead of most of Europe. You had a fully electrified express railway from Delhi to Mumbai in 1930.

We left India with under 400m people and miles ahead of uncolonised commie China, its not our fault you spent years breeding like mice & fucking it all up.

>We left India........

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>Banning reddit but not 4chins

Based and wagonwheelpilled

This is such a meme. China had 1/3rd higher population than India in 1947, so your GDP was well ahead per capita when we left, despite the fact they were never colonised and were well ahead of India when we arrived.

This graph shows the SHARE of world GDP, India's share plummeted because the western world's population blew up and we started the industrial revolution. There were only 10m people in Britain in 1800, yet we had the highest industrial output in the world by 1850. Of course the shares of GDP in the non-industrial world plummeted.

I'm not saying the British were Saints and didn't exploit India, but you do need to educate yourself better.

So? You acted as the governing body, it was your job. Just because the Indian government is constructing metro rail, highways, and electrifying the entire country today doesn't mean I have to be "grateful" to this government because it's their fucking job. Indians paid tax to the British administration and also bought British goods. It wasnt some fucking favour. And, the Raj increasingly became totalitarian trying to police things. I don't know maybe it's a British fetish with loicenses but whatever. The Mughal Empire also built roads and constructed many large cities, doesn't mean the Mughals weren't fuckups themselves.

If the Indian government decides to become totalitarian, I will still issue a fuck you to them even if they did development. The Chinese government might have uplifted the Chinese people but we still criticise their actions and atrocities on the Chinese.

basicaly the Brits did what was profitable for them, and it was a blunder on the Indian side to not realise the mistake of giving a foreign corporation freedom to operate without restriction in India

British India more like Jewish India.

Get redpilled faggots, East India Company was owned by Rothschilds, Opium Wars (which lead to land over exhaustion in India and thus famine) was operated by INDIAN Jews, Bollywood's first Miss India was a JEW. And nearly all well known Indian independence leaders were supportive of Israel's formation and denounced Nazi Germany, while those who did not disappeared (Bose, Savarkar etc.)

>China had 1/3rd higher population than India in 1947, so your GDP was well ahead per capita

It's not like China too was being raped by everyone - 2 Opium Wars, Civil war, Sino-Japanese wars. And 100s of millions died.

>industrial revolution

We could have just bought the machines with Gold and enormous and wealth India had if Britain didn't colonize us. Britain imposed hard tarrif on India throught it's rule.

Pretty much agree with everything you said. We appointed ourselves rulers and didn't always do it well, but still did it better than the Mughals.

The internet is full of pajeets posting memes and likening the British to the Nazis or the Belgians in the Congo, which is total bullshit. We elected an Indian MP in England in the 19th century for fucks sake

Persians raped us though, I wonder why do pajeets love Iran so much when the majority of our history has been fighting some government in Iran

Yeah, the one thing I would not call the British Raj was racist. My own grandad worked in the Imperial Service as a high rank officer.

Still better than Rahul gandhi.

ro randi ro.

>We could have bought machines

Stop kidding yourself. You had no scientific / engineering higher education system after the Mughals. The Japanese who are one homogenous ethnic & linguistic group under a strong single leadership system had to play hard catch up for decades as a matter of national policy to become industrialized. It wouldn't and couldn't have happened in India without external rulers. The British started building modern universities in India even before 1857. You've pretty much kept our parliamentary & legal systems, even our language - why? Because they work.

I don't expect gratitude, just acknowledgment there were benefits as well as costs

>My own grandad worked in the Imperial Service as a high rank officer.

No matter high or low rank he was a slave.

Is shitting on the street right wing or left wing?
What political movements advocate for poo in the loo, where are they on the political compass?

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Rahul baba is offering Rs 6000 a month to 5 crore of the poorest Indian families. Will this help him win?
ndtv.com/india-news/rahul-gandhi-says-20-per-cent-of-poorest-families-will-get-rs-72-000-per-year-as-part-of-congresss-m-2012435

Thats cringe

Jesus Christ this is YangGang tier campaigning

Of course he's going to get the vote of low IQ niggers.

Where does he plan to bring so much money? By emptying the treasury?

The 99.9% are slaves to the 0.1% everywhere.

The richest 100 Indians today are wealthier than the richest 100 people from any other nation except the US & China, but hundreds of millions of you still have no plumbing... but you can vote now and work 12 hours a day for an outsourcing company instead of the Raj, so that's fine

Itna paisa uski maa dhandha karke kamayegi?

He seems so happy, is he shitting while he talks?

The irony is that people are more likely to believe this is a jhumla because they were promised 15 lakhs by modi in every bank account and nothing happened ands o they are less likely to believe anything politicians say. In a sense Modi already cucked Rahul there

Congress hai. Loot marna ek kaam hai jo Congress achhi kar leti hain

if i was a poo i will vote for the one who promises to build a toilet in every house
i suggest you do the same pajeet

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So Hindu nationalists...

bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-07-30/world-s-biggest-toilet-building-spree-is-a-windfall-in-india

Vote4Modi

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>kashmir
>paradise on earth
Turns out there were no toilets until Modi

Fake news. I don't trust this government on ANYTHING.

#2

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Need a survey report from World Bank to believe it, the latest data they've is from 2015 which shows 39% open defecating.

kys abdul
Why is diarrhea rate this down and why are NGOs taking credit?

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>all support Modi 2019 , right ?
Only because the opposition is immeasurably more shit. Jay Hind

I'm not Abdul

Jai Shri Ram
Mandir wahi banayenge
Pakistan ki maa ka bhosdha
Allah mera lund chusay
Muhammad tha bacchabaz

See? I just can't trust this government after so much data manipulation and shit.