PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - HOW SURPRISING EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>TrumpWave: No Collusion 3/25/19
youtu.be/Q_KXC_PgMwE
>COLLUSION HOAX! 3/24/19
youtu.be/z0A4yvTAwTg
>Pres Trump arrives @WH 3/24/19
youtu.be/4v_RrJBA0rE
>Pres Trump arrives @JBAndrews 3/24/19
youtu.be/W5JBA69d0HA
>Pres Trump comments on Mueller Report Summary 3/24/19
c-span.org/video/?459118-1/
>RNCChair McDaniel on FoxNews 3/24/19
youtu.be/3OqiH9kZMnA
>GOPAd: Pres Trump Is Defending Free Speech! 3/21/19
youtu.be/ZAfZqsgUAMw
>Pres Trump/FLotUS Melania parties w/Caribbean Leaders 3/22/19
youtu.be/9YRfIT7Coa0
c-span.org/video/?459061-1/
>Pres Trump arrives in FL 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459061-101/
youtu.be/HQLtxPEmcMY
>Pres Trump departs DC 3/22/19
youtu.be/4zn8DxELdBw
>Pres Trump comments before departing WH 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459060-1/
>Pres Trump on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/1Bwa5ffuTSs
youtu.be/nBe-ldHoJYQ
>SoS Pompeo Presser w/Lebanese FM Bassil 3/22/19
c-span.org/video/?459075-1/
>SoS Pompeo departs Is-ra-hell 3/22/19
dvidshub.net/video/666944/
>Corey Lewandowski on FBN 3/22/19
youtu.be/gEjGHIcfEDo
>This Week@State 3/22/19
youtu.be/_sz8cj0uHdo
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/huehue Pres Bolsonaro 3/22/19
youtu.be/Rv4AKkuanfI
>Pres Trump Signs EO on Protecting Campus Free Speech 3/21/19
youtu.be/uohwgoWr3VE

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MAGA

BASTA!

>304

EMJ OBLITERATES PET BUTTGAG
youtube.com/watch?v=_X17xoQbV5M

Everything you just said is wrong. Men invented agriculture. Also wiki is not a respected source. If you were a colledge educated person (like me) you wouldn't have made this mistake.
Not an argument.

>other lawyer indicted with Avenatti was Kaepernick's lawyer and currently defending NXIVM elite pedo cultists
WTF IS HAPPENING

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MAGA

>Post yfw you saw stormweenies throwing a shitfit over Trump not cucking down and honoring our alliance with Israel
Obama and all the dems have thrown this country into the ground, stop your bitching, we finally have someone that represents our interests. We're here to stay and there's nothing you can do about it!
MAGA!

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Please Aunt Diane, I've always wanted to.

/ptg/ got soft by letting in a women, how shocking

Post some goddamn Dragon Energy.

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Fun time.

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> tfw your lawyer gives you advice from jail

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fuck journalism and television propaganda . jpg

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>207759980

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We need to fix the women problem. And ptsd problem for vets.

Israel has so little influence on U.S.that only pro-Israel people should have a seat in Foreign Affairs Committee

- Pence

do you agree ptgay?

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Lol.

Fuck.

I was hoping Trump would roll out an executive order demanding all media reference their sources from now on. No other credible highly monetized organization on the planet gets to hide behind anonymity - the media is a fucking joke.

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THIS IS MAGA COUNTRY

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lifekino right here

They’re scared

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>1 off
low energy.

M I G A

this

>If you were a colledge educated person (like me)
If you were really college educated then you would know to scroll to the bottom of the wiki page and c&p the sources in your essay

ALSO SMOLLET

I think the Foreign Affairs Committee should be two words: "Fuck You."

kek, also the lawyer for Jussie Smollet and a CNN analyst

oy vey

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Might have something to do with the fact that after 2.5 years the vacancy at AG has been filled?

>2020 primary strategy
Was getting caught part of his plan?

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>And ptsd problem for vets
Just give me a raise on my 50%....That would heal me quite nicely.

>sourcing wikipedia citations for content you found on wikipedia instead of actually reading siad content
yep, sounds like you actually did go to college.

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why does /ptg/ use the 300 limit instead of the 150 image limit?

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How do I get a small loan of a million dollars

You’ve lost storm weenies. This is the Jewish century.

based and redpilled

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Now if only Cooper could be taken off the air.

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Wonder if they will shit can Brennan is well?

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I wanna get one of those mugs to put mushroom tea in it

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i wonder if omar and tlaib will speak out against this

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SEETHING
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kek

That nose though. He could crack a chunk of ice with that thing.

SEETHING!
lol stay mad NMR cuck!

LMAO SHE SHOWED UP IN PAT LITTLES LIVE STREAM

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“MERCY MERCY MERCY!”

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>that tongue

you know he's not single

Winning Big League!

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>filtered on four of your computers
what a fucking faggot
how is he able to filter you on four separate devices when Jow Forums changes ID's every thread?
something doesn't make sense here

BASTED

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Are you retarded?

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hahaha
Pathetic

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Now that Trump has been cleared, is someone going to investigate this?
Mueller was SEVERAL TIMES more likely to release an indictment or announce a plea while Trump was away on international trips of geopolitical significance than he was when Trump was comfy at home
I created that graphic before Stone’s arrest, which was scheduled to occur while Trump was away at a summit, but Trump canceled because of the shutdown
So the case is even stronger now. This should be investigated, as it was too often to be a coincidence.
Was he trying to undermine our foreign policy? Expose Trump & co to “incidental collection”?

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Ouh contrare, I am a professor of Dragma at U of Indiana.

I want to _______ a dragonslut.

Fuck off, Kevin. You don't have blond hair. You got a receding hairline of mud colored shit hair.

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Tucker needs to poison his donuts next time.

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>s-save us Tim Apple

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Hi I'm going to London to visit my family for Passover Seders soon,

tell me what to say...

They are mostly lefties...

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Looks like someone cannot take all the winning

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Avenatti is going to find out about the life of a porn queen in prison hopefully.

Well maybe if you posted more Dragon Energy, there wouldn't be a problem.

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wtf i love consensus cracking now

So what can make today better, frens?
Rachel Maddow an heroing would be it for me.

>U of Indiana
You really there? I am thinking of transferring there. Am at Western Illinois now, but they are cutting heavily and I am Illinoyed with taxes.

Can anybody confirm if Trump's campaign actually sent out pic related today?

Would be hilarious if true!

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>Illinoyed

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literally just spam
at that
fucking pedophile looking faggot

NO COLLUSION!
WITCH HUNT!

From a couple days ago

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MUELLER WAS RUSHED

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Maybe. At least we'll see law enforcement in the near term

S...sauce?

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It's cool that SDNY is charging Avenatti but I don't trust the current guy in charge of SDNY who was a Sessions hire.

This Sessions hire recused himself and appointed one of Obama's top prosecutor to temporarily be in charge of SDNY.

This Sessions hire was never confirmed by the Senate as well.

An unusual New York law allows New York judges to appoint someone to led SDNY if the Senate fails to confirm anybody.

Once the Senate confirms someone, the New York judge appointed SDNY person is suppose to automatically leave his or her post.

>tfw no one tells you how to get a small loan of a million dollars

>sistine chapel
>avenatti lost her case so hard that she had to pay Trump more than the original NDA
>Trump forced a prostitute to pay him for sex because her lawyer was complete shit

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stfu sweden this is YOUR best attempt to fix your shit. Pathetic.

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I mean Syria can just fight for it, after the US leaves. Nobody is saying that's impossible.

>Alex Jones show
>This is going to be good

>It's actually Owen Shroyer kvetching about antiZionism

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Rate my comic lads

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XD in Trump's voice

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Yes, I teach Dragma there.

Won't lie, NRM is pretty aesthetic.

When Pence was governor his office put up a billboard in Springdfield (our capital) that said >Illinoyed with taxes? Move to Indiana
nothing like interstate shitposting

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retard

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I probably wouldn't even talk politics, they're kinda volatile since Brexit is never happening

IT'S MIGA NOW, GOYIM

>crapple card, more crapple kikery and more token house nigger oprah
yikes

wtf is dragma?

doubt it
it's annoying when ppl just keep starting new shit
fuckers

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Rip PlanetSide 2... My br120 tr has been left unplayed for months

Snipdick