User is getting open heart surgery

i am doing it tomorrow morning, tell me what you think and make me laugh
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Why meme flag?

nothing matters

we are on a ball flying in the middle of nothing

fuck it

seems legit

user, when you wake all will be well.
Bless you my child

thank you brother

My dad had a quintuple bypass and recovered very well very quickly.
Be optimistic and don't lose hope.

if you have a non white doctor youre fucked

hes a jew

I prayed for you just now. How bout a zuckerhuman meme.

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What is the percentage of deaths/survival in your type of surgery? Do you have better than 90% odds?

Dont listen to this shit. It does matter. The power of healing comes from your mind. Stay positive and you'll recover just fine

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Just relax, everything will be fine.
But dont forget to check if they have removed your foreskin too, just in case.

Was. It. Wasted??

Also, good luck your surgery OP, I hope it goes off without a hitch.

What exactly is wrong with your heart, user?

Tell the qt 3.14 anesthesiologist not to break your heart.

Good luck, friend. I will say a prayer for you to come out alright and keep making the best of your time here on Earth.

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Godspeed, brother.

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GL HF

Good luck and try to not get killed, look forward to more shitposting with your bros

All the best user. Hope you don't die. Is your doctor a pajeet ?

The first three months suck. But it dors get better!

Good luck user, I'll pray for you.

hahahah!
he's gonna wake up in 30 minutes with no chest scar and missing foreskin.
they'll say "thank you for the depost, we can begin the operation after you've made a further deposit of 200,000 shekels and four more foreskins. shalom, faggot."

Maybe you'll go meet adolph

forgot to add, ask for the hottest nurse, see if she will show her tits before you go under

My friend had an open heart surgery recently.

You will be fine.

But you chest is going to hurt like a motherfuck fir a couple weeks, since they are going to saw it up open.

You will be in pain for a couple weels, you will get very anxious because your whole body will have to adjust to the new heart rate.

You will probably get a depression.

But remember my words, it all will pass and with time you're gona be good as new again.

(my friend had a valve repair surgery, the Ozaki method). I wish you luck.

Why are you getting surgery user?
Curious cuz medfag
You'll be fine

What’s your ethnic background? Certain ones are at a higher risk when it comes to OHS.

Get well soon fren

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I hope you become less hateful after your team of probably Jewish doctors successfully completes your surgery

Think happy thoughts and try not to get a boner because of the hot nurse. Good luck, post pics of feet.

Aortic stenosis

Kek!

Good luck! Itll be over before you know it. Its interesting to be awake one second then wake up the next and the surgery is over. Look forward to a good supply of opiates!

Ez mode. They probably won't even have to cut up your chest in half.

It'll be okay.

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they will

i know bro

Don't worry bro. Everything will be fine. God exist

I hope they give you a nigger heart and you slowly change in to a nigger over the next few months.

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I'll be fucking your mother while you're in surgery, she'll forget all about you and focus on my cock.

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Ouch. Then just remember to hang on and tought it out the first 2 weeks. It will be hard, but you will get better, no matter how you feel after the surgery. You will be bedridden forcsome time and will have to start walking very slowly day by day. Just remember that it will all pass and you will be back to normal no matter what.
My friend was freaking out first few weeks, now he's fine, runs/walks 15km every day.

I hope you die.

Also you posted off-topic bullshit.

Enjoy your three-day ban cocksuckerrrrrrrrrr.

you will be shitposting here again in no time. good luck fren

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I'll be praying for you, you good lookin nazi sonofabitch.

If you need a heart, hit my line. I dont much care for mine.

Good Luck user! I hope to gas the Jews with you

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Good luck user! Try to stay positive and don't forget that this too shall pass

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How the fuck did you get aortic stenosis at an age where you post here?

I'll make sure to pay the doctor to make it look like an accident.