EU PROMISE NOT TO BAN MEMES
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Glad to see they're focusing on what actually needs to be banned.
Good riddance.
These faggots only now worry about freedom of speech, even after decades of condemning and criminalizing speech they don't like.
They deserve this.
That’s like saying “we ban diesel cars, but don’t worry there will be enough cars for everyone still around”.
You can’t do the impossible... ask companies to make sure no copyright infringements happen in real time AND not have algorithmic filters which screw up and kill shit like memes, parodies, citations, your video of your Xmas party with “Last Christmas” playing in the background.
NOOOOOOOOOOO TAKE THE MEMES TAKE EM
Load of shit. Resist now!
>promise
lol
If this happens I promise to fap to every single 2D in my folder, one by one.
Every EuroFag on Jow Forums for the last few years:
>You Americans and your free speech. It's totally meaningless. We don't need free speech over here. We don't have it AND WE'RE TOTALLY FINE!
Americans:
>But if you don't protect your freedoms they will slowly erode until you're getting crushed by your own government and living under inescapable totalitarian authoritarianism.
EuroFags:
>STFU Burger. Ur fat. Amerimutt. Guns r bad too.
You get your Pepes, but the rest of the policies are going to make it impossible to do business online in the EU.
Enjoy your internet stone age, EUtards.
Now you all see what happens. If you don't protect your freedom vociferously then you lose it.
FUCK THE EU!
FUCK THE KIKES!
FUCK THE SANDNIGGERS!
FUCK EVERYONE AS LONG AS I AM STILL ABLE DO POST!
Hell yeah man, fuck the system. Really showing them.
Seems you Eurofucks can blame Sweden for this. Not surprised.
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>kein meme ist illegal
literally using THE worst antifa slogan
Imagine getting 7 years in prison for stealing a soccer match, I hope you fuckers are going to challenge the laws and make them unenforcable.
Every Amerimutt on Jow Forums for the last few years
>You Eurofags do not have guns. Muh amendment we will always have guns
Europeans:
>Watch out they will take it away sooner or later
Amerimutts:
>STFU Euro. It will never happen. Muh from my dead cold hands.
t. clueless American ruled by Zog
This is the literal death of the internet in the EU. Between companies pulling the plug because it's impossible to meet these demands, and the link tax, I can't see the big companies bothering to even try.
Imagine you run Twitter. You have to now make sure everything that's posted in the Twitter feed is legal, copyright-wise, AND deal with just tracking links to news stories, so the originating site gets paid.
How do you not say "Fuck this shit!" and just IP block the entire EU?
Now apply that to YouTube, Instagram, Reddit, Slashdot, Tumblr, Tinypic, Flikr, Imgur, Pinterest, and any forum that posts links to news stories regularly - and not by editors and writers, by USERS.
Yeah. The internet in the EU is going to be text based now, like the 1994 version.
Swiss don't count. Nice try though citizen soldier.
Soon ladies you'll hear about my friend, who's got tired of all the horse shit and corruption, I'm half ready ;)
Don't worry fellow free worlder, we won't have to put up with those euro faggots for much longer
can't Yuros just use a VPN to evade the ban?
I distinctly recall near the beginning of the caliphate invasion many European flags taking an unexpected turn and expressing their desire to have more American-style laws regarding weapons and self-defense. I personally quite like the Swiss style of promoting an armed and trained citizenry rather than the US style one of treating militias and veterans like domestic terrorists.
>This is the literal death of the internet in the EU.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. This is THE dumbest shit I have read on here in a long time. And of course it is by an Amerimutt.
>I totally won't fuck you in the ass, says gay rapist
Fuck the EU
Nice rebuttal faggot, why not inform us all why this isn't the end of the internet in EU? I honestly want to know.
It's not a ban, you mouthbreathing moron.
Not surprised a Merkelcuck is telling everyone there's nothing to worry about.
>promises not to ban memes
*wink *wink*
t. Abdul
>no more meme
>no more porn
>no more wasting time and energy jerking off
>no more having a twisted worldview about family, woman, and man
>no more hiding behind edgy meme
>forced to confront with the real world
>have to use words to describe ideas and thoughts
>no more wasting time on consuming shitty internet culture
We are in the wrong side of history.
>post zog puppet
good goy believe in the false competition
pull the plug and get the fuck off Jow Forums before its too late
fuck I wish it will fuck up the european internet for good.
I've wasted more than a decade on here and this will be the one thing that might stop me from wasting my life on here.
It’s not the death of the internet. He is wrong. It’s the death of platforms like Jow Forums in Europe. They will geoblock the EU.
He's talking about the requirement for "media" sources to use an AI or massive farm of indian tech support guys check every single photo and video uploaded and remove anything copyrighted.
It's an impossible requirement that will destroy every single thing that isn't a billion dollar jew-approved media source.
Are you legitimately retarded?
No this needs to happen in a global scale.
>Your memes will be exempt from Article 13!
>You can still draw and share cartoon frogs like this one, see? You just can't use copyrighted images!
Testing
I believe them as much as I'd believe them if they promised not to ban white people.
a kosher third party service is going to emerge that charges a fee to take care of the filtering, and everything will continue degenerating like normal.
I hope you have learned to use dissenter.
I though every OC will be protected by automatic copyright? That would be a bigger issue than nigger music on youtube.
>OI M8 DON'T WORRY, WE WON'T TAKE UR MEMES
>JUST UR PORN
>damage control
I hope every EU member bails after UK leaves.
Is there any way to make a copyright claim?
Ideally is there a way to make tons of false copyright claims on things you dont own and make life incredibly difficult for everyone involved?
>If this happens I promise to fap to every single 2D in my folder, one by one.
Bust one out for the homies, eh?
yes exceptions like that are totally feasible and this law now makes perfect sense
I'm trying to helped the oppressed with their enforced nofap. I hope to create a new race of ubermenchen Europeans with the balls to make white babies and retake their homelands.
They can rot in hell for all I care.
Don't care if my vote goes to the extreme right or extreme left as long as it hurts that god awful union.
>EU PROMISE NOT TO BAN MEMES
And how good are their promises? The reality is that this law is on the books and they're now saying that they can enforce it anytime they like. Read between the lines: they are granting themselves new powers to limit your free speech and then telling you that they can selectively enforce it on whoever they want at their own will. It's tyranny by another name.
Only left-wing memes aren't banned. EU criticism and anything right-wing are perma-banned.
ok, they may say they won't but unless i see an actual amen amendment to the article providing explicitly for the exemption of "memes" they are full of shit.
never trust any promises by any politicians unless you have it in the form of a legally binding document.
furthermore, to exempt "memes" they will first have to define "memes"
This is fucking hilarious.
Are you really this retarded? They don't have to preemptively remove content, only do so if asked by copyright owners.
... They already do this. The EU is just formally legislating it.
are screen caps of news stories under copyright law?
clog it with false claims like on youtuve
Does this mean Eurofags cant shit up Jow Forums now?
put a nike logo on all your memes now lads
The EU is only doing this because they were afraid that if you all ran out of funny memes on Jow Forums you might actually leave your computer and do something meaningful to end your slavery.
Memes are cancer anyways, perfect way to dumb down the goyim
I'm surprised you can even click the reply button. I'll be glad when you're blocked in a year or two.
Ah, Switzerland, the eternal mountain jew.
You guys probably said other legislation wouldn't be the death of speech.
Meanwhile, in every European country you face fines and jail time for denying the Holocaust, mocking Jews or Muslims, or any other perceived hate speech.
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your 11 year olds get thrown into jail for drawing swastikas with a chalk, fuck off mutt
Google employee here, I'll be sure to flip the "don't target copyrighted images if they're used ironically" switch on the content filter. Oh wait it doesn't exist because that would require technology to be magic.
Is the EU parliament filled with literal retards?
>We're totally not going to enforce this law that we're about to pass, trust us
GO NIGEL!
Odd how many "german" posters are denying this will have any effect.
I guess EU bots can glow, too.
Source?
they could make a central meme image server, a new file format and the user adds only the text.
I wanted to do this but I'm too lazy..
Can't they just block the sites if it's too much trouble?
Plenty of sites were blocked over that GDPR privacy bill
>Your post has been removed for copyright infringement (SquareEnix/Ion Storm)
The EU parliament is a total joke. It's all just one big virtue signal to show how peaceful and united Europe is after centuries of war. Meanwhile MEPs are so far up their own asses they're LARPing about how they're building a superpower to rival the US and China by making laws to micromanage every single facet of our lives and erode the cultural and ethnic foundations of every European nation.
For as many times the death of this political abomination has been predicted it literally can't come soon enough.
I'll still do it if they ban memes.
They're only saying that so you don't resist before the door slams shut.
what about memes demonstrating the holocaust didnt happen?
>haha stupid right wing conspiracy theorists, marrakesh agreement is not legally binding
3 months pass and people forget about it as no massive hordes have come in yet
>haha stupid right wingers it actually is legally binding prepare uranus.
Article 13 comes up
>haha stupid right wing conspiracy theorists, article 13 won't kill memes
Yeah okay I'm gonna move to the USA now. Fuck this horsecrap.
the initial demand isnt physically possible anyways. It'll end up relying on selective enforcement to not nuke the internet. Which was the plan.
Its going to be fun filing copyright claims against euro normies
Go to germany and start drawing swastikas in public with chalk and let me know how that works out for you, retarded cocksucker
Good. These perverts can go to hell.
As long as you purchase a meme loicense and pay a meme tax.
If you don't like memes, simply pay your meme avoidance tax and move along.
Except the missvote was CORRECTED, his mistake was undone you retard mongloid
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Fuck jews!
This is exactly the type of faggotry that started our revolutionary war.
Fuck off, coinfag.
You have it backward, sites blocked EU IP addresses, the EU didn't block anything. The same will happen over this.
So, all those people will turn their focus and anger into something else.
Say, forming a national-socialist ethnostate?
Whatever the rantional minds desires.
What the fuck?! I love Article 13 now.
WELL BREAKING NEWS, IT'S NOT ABOUT A FUCKING FROG!
It's solely about silencing enemies. A german jewtuber called "Reaktionär Doe" made a good point about this, article 13 gives the technical and jurisdictional ground to feed the algorithm a certain face and delete every-fucking-thing with this face. It's basically China reloaded.
>tyranical government LETS YOU have something
Oh im laffing, eurocucks are such a joke
>(((Senile old men))) that don't know how to operate a button are deciding the fate of the internet
Seems about right
>(((zoe kleinman)))
you can trust us goys
let us do it do it do it
OH NO! First a poll rigger takes away my weekly Laura sketch stream, and now the EU could take away my Wolfie Lauras.
Woe is me!