United States and Canada

>Now the actual invasion

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Fuck Canada.

I wanna switch teams

Are you cool with getting gay-married? We can both tell people it's just an excuse >_>

We're still not Europoors. At least not yet.

No.

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Hauwei is spying on us too

You really think that these chinks in Vancouver are here for a "better life"?

nigger they were already rich. They use Canadian real estate to launder their money you dumb multiCulitist faggot

People talk about a civil war in the US

nah bitch its ours too, you just don't know it.

Lurk moar faggot

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To leafs: when is Trudeau out of office? He's making us look really bad.
North America is supposed to be the cool continent and your fucking this up.

Annex Alberta. The rest is faggotry and frogs

>United States and Canada
Fuck Canada,Lets go Quebec and united state brotherhood

>Just Vancouver

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Walleye bros

I want the eurobros to stay. fuck leafs

the day of the rake is all that's left for you leaf fags once eurobros vanish

>strong-armed us on NAFTA
>and then strong-armed us on Huawei
>and then strong-armed us on the arctic
>and have hedge funds who literally make all their money shorting our stock market
>also have a TV show called Border Security, 90% of which shits on Canadians crossing the border while the President of the USA calls us crooks for stealing US shoes
Oh yeah I'm feelin' the love. To be fair though, our PM is a huge, cum-gurgling cuckold who wears pink socks while printing us into more hyperinflation than pre-war Germany...

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Canadians are pretentious faggots

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this year burgerbro

Oh they're doing this shit everywhere its just most pronounced and successful in Van

I live with a bunch of chinks and I know for sure some of them have been foreign spies because they get things in the mail from my university. But they don't come and go according to the right patterns, so some of them are obviously NEET. And they barely even ever drive their cars. One of them had to have it towed away, complete with years-old dealer temporary tags on it because the battery had died by the time he needed to move.

It's pretty funny. I'm pretty sure they're also laundering occupants through because all these crazy names keep showing up in the mail and there are like 200 pairs of flip flops by the door.

>Quebec

when you habitant faggots speak English it is the ugliest most annoying accent on the face of the earth

Checked and I call being the top.

bitch nigga fuck you

If the rake comes I'm literally changing teams. My farm land extends across the border I'll just fucking walk across and start a new life

hi quality bait

Everytime I'm forced to cut through that shit hole Canada it's this sign that brings a tear to my eye.

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Ontario is fag and pussy land. Just about every one of my relatives and peers are fucking retarded. They spout the stupidest gayest shit I've ever heard. Every canadian is either a wonderful giving person indistinguishable from an average american, or a pompous full of shit asshole that gets off on pretending they're better than americans, only because they realize how fucking awesome america is.

>bix nood
t. Jamal L'Davian Johnson

Fuck off leaf

based

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Canada is like the USA’s effeminate little brother who’s currently going through a gay phase. You don’t hate them but you’re disgusted with how weak and degenerate they’ve become.

Does it matter if I'm American by birth?

hey bud. Just checking in on you. We both have huge problems right now but if I can ever help out, you let me know. Btw, screw Trudeau. Talk later g8r

Canada is way superior to the Usa. Free healthcare is a human right.
USA is the most degenerate country on this earth.

I can't believe you've done this.

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It's the TRUTH

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I said, fuck off leaf

You think that of Americans who moved to Canada of course

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Are you Ted Cruz?

They have better education then you Americans, of course they are better.

you mad Chiam? I know you hate it when people start getting together so a divide/ conquer strategy always pops up with an attempt to derail discussion. Hope your synagogue gets shot up soon.

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Every Chinese business has a duty to inform the Chinese government about what is happening. They are all spies.

That's why the Chinese government genetically engineered slanty eyes so you can't tell what they're looking at.

Don't make me take out the rake, I'm warning you, this is your last chance

>godforsaken continent

This continent is magnificient. It's the only place in the world where liberty could ever have flourished, seperated from the kings and their wars in Europe. Everything needed to make a nation wealthy and prosperous is here. Just because socialists are shitting it up right now gives you no right to disparage our homeland.

Get fucked burger the grill is heating as we type.

You are very mean to your northern friends, user.

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I was referring to our neighbors to the south

>the grill
Grills produce burgers, fat Americans consume and destroy burgers. You should have said something like the line at the drive through is getting longer

i think you guys are alright

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Conquer and claim their land and purge the heathens.

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>Grills produce burgers

i could never figure out if i liked the red green show or hated it

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Thanks user, this is for you...

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A "grill" is what we call a uterus.

You can't make a burger without a grill, unless you bake them or some shit like a faggot

It's like being strapped down to a circumcision table, but the whole time you know what they're going to do they just feed you Canadian humor. The horror just won't end.

Never figured it out either

AMEN BROTHER!

14/88!

We can only survive if we band together!

kek canada sold themselves to china. They are a huge, underappreciated security threat to America. Northern wall now.

I hate how you are a chink living in north america. Get killed.

Selling yourself to china isn't being an annoying gay bitch. Canada is now a huge security threat to America.

Bump

Amen

Fake canadian, would love the gov to stop given nationality to every stranger in the world

No choice, you can kindly stop dealing with french canadian if you need to

I love how China hates us now. Fuck China.

You really got to wonder what goes on in the minds of Chinese sympathizers.
>Morally corrupt people
>Living in a totalitarian government
>Purposefully keeps its people in poverty to make cheap products
>Will kill you for even the slightest dissident
>Sends its people to any country it possibly can with its brainwashed people
>Brainwashed people somehow can't seem to realize that almost any country on earth is better than China in every capacity
>Still sympathizes with it
You honestly just can't fight these people. China needs to burn like Israel.

Canada is the US's qt trap waifu

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imagine believing your rights given to you by god can be stripped by something as mundane as a government.

When Canadians can start not fucking up every post, and their own country. Maybe we can talk.

Last good thing Canadians did for us was op yellow ribbon.

Trailer Park Boys is so fucking good.

I'm going to throw piss jugs on your roof.

Alaska here you Yukon bros are alright

NB resident here, plz nuke us already. We got most of the Syrian refugees in my city, so many shit smelling neighbors around in every single apartment I've tried to move to so far. It will never end.

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forgot to remove memeflag, woops.

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