He has a point
This so much
Glory to the Emperor Donald J. Trump.
FUCK THE SHILLS AND INFIDELS
there isn't a single person in that building who knows the words to "God Bless America".
couldnt close umbrella
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
FUCKING DRUMPF
this guy is such a faggot. I'll never watch his shit show again. "Orange man bad" every fucking night - it's all he and his writers can come up with. It's just fucking lazy.
Most of these things make sane people like him more. The rest are obvious lies.
can some dude who going to shoot up randos just kill this one particular person and make it ultra violent as well
is that so much to ask?
cope
>Still trying to put Trump with nazis
so obvious what the media is trying to cover, really the enemy of the people
Refuse to get a dog?
is this fucking real?
our orange man bad meme made it on tv?
Living long enough to see Colbert become Glenn Beck.
Anybody have that webm of searching "trump" on his youtube channel then scrolling down through a fuckload of videos?
>No two scoops
Why though? Trump getting two scoops is serious business
seething
Orange man doubleplusungood.
>claimed 5 million people voted illegally
as far as I know, at a rally, he said that he didn't want to get a dog just because he was president in the white house
as far as I know he hasn't owned one before, and based on how much the motherfucker works why would he
its a presidential tradition to have a white house dog, but he's like fuck that idc
TLDR: who the fuck cares
this is what losing looks like
Late Night show writers used to show up to work at 7pm and not stop working until the sun was up, just hammering shit away, spit balling like crazy, killing themselves while eating their gay NYC chinese jew takeout food
Now it's all POC diversity hires who work from noon to 5, directly stealing shit from twitter.
they never come right out and say it "we lost", but if you live long enough you can just tell
Wow, funny that there's not a single mention of Israel on that faggot's list. I guess he's too busy competing with Drumpf over which kosher cock to suck tonight.
its kind of like, the defendant lawyer in every case ever, could make a billboard of slanted bullet points just like that, even when his client was guilty. its very impressive to children, who take it at surface value.
Stephen Colbert is the American Jimmy Saville.
Or the new Glen Beck. Christ, he used to make fun of those people.
do cunts like colbert really think is trump gets put out of the whitehouse tomorrow we're going to forget all the shit him and his kind have done to us normal folk? oh i can fucking assure we will not go quietly into the fucking night.
Anyone who can't see how much this destroys Trump is a moron.
here is the unaltered version
>called nazis very fine people
I cannot fucking believe the lie persists.
I'm with Yang Now
> tried to ban mudslimes
I'm confused, is it because he failed in doing so?
I watched two minutes of his show yesterday and it was unfunny and sad.
Of course you are chink faggot.
was it 2 minutes hate?
this is the best cause while he did say he wanted to ban muslims, the way he went about it was through a list of terrorist prone countries that simply had a majority of them being muslims that was compiled by Obamas team
not any of the list were the highest muslim populated countries
Lets see
>Put kids in cages
Nope. The adults taking the kids across the border put them there.
>security clearance to son-in-law
So?
>repeatedly humped flag
Simply ebin lie
>called Nazis very fine people
Lie
>hasn’t released tax returns
Has no legal or moral obligation to do so
>birther stuff - racist
Look up “racist” in the dictionary because the birther stuff does not meet the definition
>Thought Frederick Douglass was alive
What does that have to do with how good a POTUS he is
>Tried to ban Muslims
Lie
>speech about a sex boat to boy scouts
See Frederick Douglass
Next few are covered
>Threatened to jail political opponents
Who committed crimes.
>covfefe
See Frederick Douglass
>Beloved by white supremacists
And has repeatedly and explicitly denounced white supremacy
>surrounded by convicted criminals
Muh guilt by association, based and Sovietpilled
>Fathered Don Jr
See Frederick Douglass
>Pathological liar
What politician in history hasn’t been
>Couldn’t remember words to God Bless America
See Frederick Douglass
>19+ sexual assault allegations
Muh guilty until proven innocent, based and Sovietpilled
>threw paper towels at Hurricane victims
As a joke and as part of a mass shipment of relief supplies. Also see Frederick Douglass
>Paid off pornstar and Playboy model
Completely legal
>Refuses to get dog
See Frederick Douglass
>Keeps insulting John McCain
Deserved
>Insults allies
Deserved
>Attacks private citizens on Twitter
When provoked
>Insults intelligence community
Deserved
>Denigrates Gold Star families
Who came after him first
>Gets in Twitter feud with SNL
Deserved after they came after him repeatedly
>violated campaign finance law
Lie
>claimed to be very stable genius
See Frederick Douglass
>calls African nations shithole countries
Was never confirmed and it’s a factually true statement
>Buried report on climate change
Climate alarmism is notorious for its repeatedly debunked predictions of global doomsday
criminally underrated.
Some poor fuckin intern had to write all that out like penance on a blackboard of old, I wonder if they questioned if it was all worth it.
CONTINUED...
>endorsed Roy Moore
Before the unfounded character assassination
>can’t close umbrella
See Frederick Douglass
>calls free press enemy of the people
They are.
>goes through Chiefs of Staff like Kleenex
See Frederick Douglass
>claimed 5 million people voted illegally
Much more reasonable than claiming Colbert did
>totally dumb
TIL the captain of a multi-billion-dollar global real estate development company is dumb. Thanks, talk show host and alleged comedian
oh ok so none of its real LMAO
Most of it is real but irrelevant.
PleaseSomeone fucking gets it.
Much more reasonable than claiming zero did*
Oopsie
Trump literally didn't endorse roy moore he endorsed luther strange
>Before the unfounded character assassination
lol no, Trump was pro Roy Moore even after finding out about the pedophelia. We all know why.
15 minutes in paint
cant afford photoshop
I mean maybe Barron would like a puppy
The Two Scoops Thing (Racist)
The Dumping Fish Food In Japan Thing (Racist)
The Is Hitler Thing (Racist)
its a shame, the colbert report was pretty decent for the most part. but his current character he's playing is pretty unfunny.
Maybe Barron can shut the fuck up
>Calls African nations shithole countries
This motherfucker needs to pick up a map and find Haiti on it.
Autistic kids are dangerous to animals.
may you be skulfucked and your corpse devoured by pigs
Watch him on 0.25x speed, it's fascinating and you don't get hit with the life-sucking stupidity of him and his audience too hard
>have sex
>educate yourself
im forgetting something...
that's because he's not pretending
and he rapes children
>Frederick Douglas
Here's what Trump said
>"I am very proud now that we have a museum on the National Mall where people can learn about Reverend King, so many other things," Trump said. "Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice. Harriet Tubman, Rosa Parks, and millions more black Americans who made America what it is today. Big impact."
He doesnt imply shit about him being alive. I'm surprised media didnt report he thought King, Tubman and Parks are alive too then.
Poc.....it's NIGGERS....say what tha fuck ypu mean girl.....women fuckum.
Because the allegations were total horse shit?
Im with ya brotha......where and when?
>judging a president over his rhetoric instead of his policies
This is why the US is in danger. Obama had great rhetoric but his policies were absolute shit.
>Obama had great rhetoric
Literally spent 8 years insulting anyone to the right of him and turning the races against each other
>can't close umbrella
>refuses to get dog
>covfefe
IMPEACH THIS FUCKING MADMAN RIGHT FUCKING NOW!1!1!!
He has Melonias titties who needs a puppy ?
the funny thing is
most of the stuff on that board (including collusion) are all things democrats are notoriously guilty for
>calls African nations "shitholes"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't recall him specifying any countries in particular.
there is no proof he ever said this.
half that stuff is why people support Trump
which is ironically the only reason he wasn't charged with collusion