FBI is relocating to Alabama after the shutdown of the J Edgar Hoover building. A wise choice on their part.
Alabama superstate by 2020?
Fun Facts about Alabama >we were integral in getting man on the moon >interracial marriage is still technically illegal according to our current state constitution >our largest city was essentially modernized by a Nazi in 1940s with operation paper clip and we even have a stadium named after him >very loose gun laws >freedom of speech >majority Christian >non degenerate
Huh. I didn’t even know they did married Gras in fairhope. Thought that was a mobile thing only.
Congrats on the pasture man, you Farmin full time or just for personal use?
Jaxson Campbell
>our largest city was essentially modernized by a Nazi in 1940s with operation paper clip and we even have a stadium named after him >implying Huntsville is our largest city >Doesn't even bring up the only non-integrated school system(city) in the country
Oh I wish I was in the land of cotton Where the old ways are not forgotten Look away, look away, dixie land. Oh way, oh way, oh way down south in Dixie In Dixie Land I'll make my stand to live and die in Dixie. I miss my Homeland. Oregon refugee here, Dixie calls every day, keep her beautiful faggots, I better not come back from this hellhole for Talladega or bankhead forest to be missing
Leo White
UGA isnt that far from where I lived in Alabama so sometimes I can come back and go shooting
Grayson Edwards
I like you guys. What do you think of us? t. South Carolina
Daniel Roberts
I know I went to that HS just a few years ago. Hoover is somewhat cucked, Spain Park is pretty based but their football team is shit compared to the Bucs. Go Bucs btw
These are kids who are having a prep rally before a game. they were trying to "put the panic back in hispanic"
My friend just actually went on vacation there. I had some friends too that wanted to move there I always hear good things about the coastal area around the beaches and how it’s almost like a better Florida.
Not much else about the rest of ya though
Nathaniel Adams
Myrtle Beach is kinda shit but the rest of the coast is very comfy.
Juan Barnes
You guys are mostly boomers, blacks, and cuckservatives. But idk maybe I'm wrong
Wyatt Barnes
>thinking the Shitlantic is better then the Gulf of Mexico I personally enjoy water that isn't fucking freezing.
Gabriel Allen
The northern half of your state is amazing. Why on earth are you bringing attention to everyone on hear about the best kept secret in the south? Now you’re going to get all the Atlanta exiles.
How do we convince more people to get the fuck out of baldwin county? I'm getting sick of the traffic
Juan Bailey
>implying anywhere that isn't an urban center or in the blackbelt isn't based. I should mention that this was in Baldwin county. So... who cares about Ohio? Not like you've had 2 different national capitals in your state or anything like that. (Mobile was the capital of new france and Motgomery was the capital of the confedracy)
Ryder Bailey
Have them all move to Escambia county and live with the creek indians
Angel Ward
>who cares about Ohio? About as many people as Alabama.
I say we send them to mobile and have them try to gentrify prichard
Ryan Hernandez
>Ohio has nearly 12 million people >Alabama has 4.5 million people So I think that means more people per capita care about Alabama then Ohio. Also means that Alabamians Per Capita are more valued then people from Ohio.
Also probably just salty about those buckeyes being denied from the playoffs. Next time don't lose to a shitty school by 25+ points.
My grandfather actually lived in prichard. He hates niggers because of what he saw happen to that community. He's bad to move further and further north becuse of the niggers. Now stuck in Satsuma, I think he'll be okay for a while.
Geez, So hows it like in hell, aka the black belt?
Logan Anderson
Yeah, prichard used to be mostly middle class white shipbuilders and such. Now it's worse than a third world country.
Satsuma isn't that bad. Sort of middle of nowhere though.
Levi Wright
>more people per capita care about Alabama then Ohio Niggers make up about 25% of alabama's population, meanwhile only 12% of Ohio's population is niggers. Therefore, we have more people who actually give a damn about our state than you.
Marshall county here. Feels just like my home in Mexico
Logan Sanchez
Florida master race checking in. Work in Tillmans Corner (Mobile) for a company out of Florida so I pay zero state tax. Get fucked pay cucks.
Ryder Lee
Ya what the fuck is with all the spics up in Albertville? Why are there so many spics up in that area over all?
Landon Torres
The poultry industry is big here and crooked as fuck and companies like Tyson turned a blind eye to things like immigration status and encouraged them to come work in the chicken plants for small wages for the last quarter century. Now half the population is probably an illegal immigrant or child of one.
Adrian Foster
205 checking in. It just sucks that the moon crickets in Bham are starting to migrate into the urban and rural areas.
Nathan Wood
I also forgot to mention we were graced with a visit from Mike “Electric Fence” Pence yesterday, where he boldly claimed Alabama will get us to the moon again
We’re actually getting a Top Golf and a Dave and Busters up here.
Ethan Price
>inb4 it's all a ploy and we actually land on Mars Alabama has done it AGAIN! NOW WITH A MAN ON MARS!
Also interesting fact, Neil Armstrong is an alumni from Auburn so he was actually planning on saying "War Eagle" as his first words on the moon but obviously NASA had a problem with this and wrote up his words for him while he was in the lander.
Daniel Wood
Yeah the Galleria was nice until the whole "justice fo my black bruthuh dindu nuffin. Yt bad" incident there. And putting a Top Golf where they put ours is just asking for trouble. No sense in trying to "revitalize" the ghetto.
Justin Allen
Auburn or Alabama?
Parker Perez
Just had to drop in to say Roll Tide. Former University of Alabama student now living in Georgia. Meeting up with some old fraternity brothers soon. one of them is getting married (to a beautiful white woman) and I cant wait to see everyone. I hope everyone reading this has a good day and ROLL TIDE forever
Ryder Diaz
NC here, recently took a trip for spring break to the Talladega NF. Beautiful forest with minimal elevation; a great time over all. Was really happy to see white construction workers for a change. Keep it up lads
Andrew Sanchez
no one cares about you wh*toids fucking your sisters
Josiah Hernandez
Roll damn tide baby!
Aiden Reyes
Wow I had no idea he had sent to college there.
Josiah Wood
I think Auburn has had the most Alumni that went on to be astronauts.
Jose Ross
Oh also we might become the first state in the south to legalize weed.
