OH NO NO NO NO NO

NEVER CHANGE BONGOLOIDS
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAH

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What the fuck is a high street? Is this where they sell spoons and virgin white girls?

So they either pay $5 or allow their government to track what kind of porn they are watching?

HAHAHA OH WOW

Isn't that a good thing though?
This way at least you'll stop kids from watching it

>Those looking to view porn will be directed to a page which will ask them to fill in their details.

>Once users have proved their age once they will be given "tokens" that will be stored in internet browsers, allowing users to log in to sites.

>Sites which refuse to comply with the new restrictions will be blocked by internet service providers.

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A $5 LICENSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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it's where the shops used to be

>local high street

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>"tokens"

LOL so they are literally selling cookies?
HAHAHA
HAHAHA
HAHAHA
youtube.com/watch?v=xXpZj_hqEAA
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>LOICENSE

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Nice more people will stop watching that degenerate shit

BBC indeed.

The absolute state of Bongistan

ayyy dat fucking song

youtu.be/-SHQ2teBzBw

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>Loicance to wank, m8?

This. I don't see how it's a bad thing

I would support a total ban on porn. Porn is not speech. Not even close.

Fucking KEK

>The Sun

Isn't that a tabloid magazine?

>OI M8 YOU GOT A LOICENCE FOR THAT WANK?

UK government is building a massive database of your porn preferences 'for future reference' lmao

Papiere and Loicense bitte.

The bad thing was that this was the entire point of porn in the first place. This will be the spearhead for even more control.

lmao
>push incest shit to front page
>catch ID of every bong
>anytime a bong steps out of line their cookies will be leaked to the public "Sister begs for brothers creampie" "dad fucks daughter before school"

>Having to get government permission to jerk off

>Isn't that a good thing though?
yes

Bahahaha britta government want it people to be like American. We's puritanacal by nature, it who we are in DNA. Britta people is not. They will not changed who they are because of it license. Retard

>living in the most information-filled time of the human race
>fails search

srsly americunt
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>LOL so they are literally selling cookies?
What a time to be alive

You can bypass it using Opera browser. lol
Swiss smarts aren't so smart eh?

First thing the UK has done right in the last 100 years, tbqh.

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Someone post the copypasta already

How can they ''ban'' porn wtf?
Can they ban Jow Forums?
What if a girl send you a pic of her tits, will they ask you to pay a token to see it?
Also just get a free VPN proves this law to be absolute bs lol

OI M8 YOU GOT A LOICENSE FOH DAT CHAP?

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>randy Brits

No user, it's a very highbrow established news journal.

If true that's some next level jewry
I for one think "the point" of porn was just profit, profiting off the male life force

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>mfw britain becomes a superpower again within 1 generation by simply stopping their young people from becoming addicted to porn

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I still find it hilarious that they are basically selling browser cookies.
Just wait until the first UK pornblock cookie generators come online.

What will they do then?
Have their citizens have cookie licenses?

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google.com/search?q=5 pound+dollar

So they're gonna send a slutty catgirl with a shirt skirt and penchant for public sex to seduce me in the future eh?
Well bravo. If they can pull that one off I'll step completely in line.

Does tor work in bongistan?

The return of porn magazines and smut cd's...

this is actually a good thing wtf

explain yourself bongs, you used to shit on us

what's about giving Canada Independence

its pure tyranny and not funny at all to me

you got a loicense for that milf hardcore lesbian gangbang creampie BIG COCK loli tits arse.webm lad?

>y-you can bypass it, s-s-so it's ok
HAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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Yes it is a good thing. This issue exposes Jow Forums for the posers they are. Porn is demonic Jewish mind control magic

>bongs require a literal porn license

i cant fucking believe we memed this into reality

Yes, but TOR has always been a monitored honey pot, my little commie.

They should be made example for the world.

am i the only one convinced this will just not happen like back in 2014? was it? they said it was coming they set a date and it just came and went and nothing happened...

4chad falls under the block btw

This...was a joke people made about the bongs a few years ago. Now it's real wtf? Is this clownworld?

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hooolyyyyy sheeeeeeeeeet
Someone post that old comic with the guy going to the payphone to order a loiscence for porn! It fucking became reality..!

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ultimately yes. it's a shitty way of executing it, but less people watching porn is always a good thing.

Vielen Dank fürs Zuhören und bis zum nächsten Mal!

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This is actually a good thing, porn is degenerate

tor is slow

>not using Tor for porn as a brit

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OI M8
YOU GOTTA 'AVE A LOICENSE FOR THAT WANKY WANK, INNIT?

KEK thats the one
>comic
>greentext
oh well

What's next? A liscence liscence?

Just because something is the law, doesn't mean there isn't a workaround.
You of all people should know that, you're a tax evasion empire.

>faggots addicted to porn
>most sites now free
>force them to pay to be degenerate
no ending to these kike tricks I tell ya, Tone

99% of the Internet falls under it
They’re basically banning everything except Facebook, twitter and Wikipedia
BASED

>Porn License

Ohh god UK, Never change. You guys are the best laughing stock ever.

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Im so glad for Brexit. Fuck Aristrip One.

OI MATE, DO YA 'AVE A LICENSE TO VIEW THIS PORN? YA BETTA NOT BE WANKING OFF WITHOUT A BLOODY LICENCE!

> April 1.

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It is, porn is degenerate

>uninterrupted access
>uninterrupted

THis is just a testing ground in the UK by the way
It’ll be implemented EU wide within a few years

Nope, it’s conditioning for more internet censorship

I'd rather not have the police bust down my door while watching reverse pegging on that honeypot.

Obviously. Imagine Bobb busting down the door of your council estate because your watching hentai on tor. Also corporations are the enemy of the people.

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Friendly reminder your focus should be on how this could lead to censorship of sites like Jow Forums for "nsfw" content despite most of it not being nsfw. If you unironically think porn is good you're a retard.

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Yep, we are all just going to search for American porn so it becomes your fault

Bong hate thread? Bong hate thread.

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Based Parliament. Porn is degenerate and promotes fornication with harlots.

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Imagine being addicted to degenerate porn. how things have changed, now it's normal to have 24/7 access to massive black cocks banging your sister lol. (You) would have got your filth from the top shelf of the magazine rack if you had the nerve, and even then it was just a pair of tits. no wonder western civilisation is collapsing. calm down, i'm sure the desperate can look at huge nigger dicks somewhere on the internet, just like (You) do, kek

>april 1

Retards everywhere

Is it a DNS block?

absolute state of britbongs. Can we ban it? Yes

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>bongs now need to pay an additional 5 pound to shitpost on Jow Forums

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You know damn well where this headed. Today it's porn license, tomorrow it's "radical website" license.
>You want the whole Jow Forums all access license or just the 4channel package, sir?

Nsfw means anything except communism in the long run

LOICENSE!

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You can bet that if anything like this happened in the US, a fuckload of senators and representatives would be offered millions in cash and hookers to play with in order to reverse it, straight out of the entire industry.

The thing is, porn may be degenerate but this won't prevent anyone from viewing porn. What it will do is that it will make loyal citizen who want to watch porn on one of the main porn websites pay for something that is FREE in every other country on earth. It's basically more jewing and the lesson that should be taken here is that kikes will one day make you pay for air if no one stops them.

Basicly this

That's really fucking funny.
>JUSSIE SMOLLETT TO SUE CITY OF CHICAGO FOR DEFAMATION AFTER MAYOR DENOUNCES HIM, AND FOR "BLATANT SLANDER AND PUBLIC DAMAGES TO MY REPUTATION." SEEKING 50 MILLION DOLLARS

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>the porn loicense meme became real
Bongs...

the (((free))) internet wins again goy

They come after TV license dodgers harder than terror suspects, you don't think they will come for you?

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More like 12$ US

>Lrn2currency burgerfag

Joke's on them if they try. I have 50 GB of porn on the HD and backups of it