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Benjamin Long
Brody Cruz
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Logan Howard
kys it's because of faggots like you all working VPNs are banned
Ryan Turner
These are what is being voted on.
>Motion B: That this House agrees that the UK shall leave the EU on 12 April 2019 without a deal.
>Motion D: The UK Should join the EFTA , and stay in the EEA and the Single Market. Plus a negotiated Customs Union. (Norway Plus model).
>Motion H: Stay in the EEA only.
>Motion J: That this House instructs the Government to ensure that any Withdrawal Agreement and Political Declaration negotiated with the EU must include, as a minimum, a commitment to negotiate a permanent and comprehensive UK-wide customs union with the EU.
>Motion K: Labour's alternative plan, a permanent customs union with the EU, close alignment with the single market underpinned by shared institutions and obligations, dynamic alignment on rights and protections.
>Motion L: Article 50 to be revoked on either the 11th of April or 21st of May if there had been no Withdrawal Agreement passed by parliament. In order to stop No Deal.
>Motion M: A peoples vote on any Withdrawal Agreement in a confirmatory vote.
>Motion O: Seek a holding agreement with the EU until a Trade agreement is signed. If the Withdrawal Agreement is not passed. (Article 24 of the WTO).
Jaxson Howard
Coming up: MPs decide they can't decide on anything again.
Henry Price
who's in the Brexit shed?
Mason Nelson
>An ERG spokesman has said that there's "no way" that there's enough votes coming from them to vote for Theresa May's deal.
Kayden Moore
If we get anything but no deal I will be absolutely fucking PEEVED
Easton King
>Motion M: A peoples vote on any Withdrawal Agreement in a confirmatory vote.
>Remain or May's Deal citizens please decide :3
Bentley Lopez
1st for RIOTTTTTTTT
Adam Peterson
>paddy power odds of UK Government to officially announce food rationing in 2019
>12/1
Carter Martin
>Discord
No thanks, lad, can't be arsed to go to court
Ryan Gonzalez
So just to be clear we're completely and utterly fucked right?
Kevin Robinson
Amin.
Nolan James
How bad will No Deal be for the country?
Anthony Wilson
Would you fugg one of those guys that are really competitive and play rugby and have massive legs?
Jaxon Campbell
Good. That means Brexit this Friday
Zachary Turner
mine got banned because of a bbc faggot
Camden Powell
Who do you side with? The Fags or the Muslims?
For me, it’s the Muslims in this case.
Nicholas Sanders
Are any of these apart from B better than May's 'deal'?
Luis Thomas
So Boris and Mogg standing up as traitors is absolutely useless. What are those people thinking?
Jose Myers
>*dabs your pensioner parents into the grave*
sam hyde was right about old people in his TEDx debut.
>We're just gonna kill 'em!
(with microwaves)
Xavier Evans
>woke up
>ate the remaining junk food in the house (popcorn, sweets, pepsi max, pot noodle)
>since this is my last binge, I went and bought Ben and Jerry's and had that, to signify the end of the binging
>weighed myself and I'm heavier than ever and feel so fat and disgusting
>went for a walk outside and listened mainly to a cumtown podcast
>drove around some more and felt sad
>saw students and it's late in the term and they look like they have that joyous feeling where the culmination of the academic year, possibly their entire university experience, leads them to a sense of fulfillment and happiness in this period; of course I felt sad about life
>sat in car and grinded through 15 pages of the boring old pseud book
>now drinking Starboocks
>feel uninspired beyond all belief; I literally cannot imagine myself sitting down and doing something productive in my free time
>plan to go to gym tonight but I also want to........... binge on fast food and postpone the rest of my life until tomorrow (I'm not even hungry)
I am so far from having the motivation or inspiration to do anything worthwhile in my free time. Everything feels like a crushing grind. Mindless internet browsing and junk food binges are the only reprieve. I used to binge once every two days. In 2019 the average is between 1 and 2 per day.
I have talked about the producerbull / consumercuck dichotomy but there is a category below that for mindless internet browsing but I forgot the name I gave it.
Blake White
Don't forget to fap while it's free, chaps!
Nicholas Bailey
Yes
Juan Fisher
they're non-binding so who gives a shit
Jason Thomas
Doesn't matter, won't happen
Thomas Roberts
>Britain to run out of contraceptives in 2019?
>3/1
Brayden Perry
Owen Myers
So when or what is the "next phase of brexit negotiations"?
Why can't we just fucking end this
Brandon Wilson
>Brexit: Theresa May vows to stand down if deal is passed
Leo Allen
My best friend is gay
Alexander Phillips
That's a very nice shed
Cameron Bailey
>sam hyde was right about old people in his TEDx debut.
Kino talk that was
Adam Walker
You are the son of a hundred fathers
John Fisher
that's not until the end of this year now , the cunts want us wanking so we forget about brexshit
Brody Morgan
The ride never ends, user
Samuel Young
Would you do this if it would gurantee Brexit no-deal?
Austin Howard
good thing vpns don't exist
Jaxson Sanders
>hat's not until the end of this year now
source?
Adrian James
And yet you have the motivation to post variations on this every single day. Kys.
Grayson Foster
next phase = pet holiday negotiations
David Cooper
X-files indeed
Liam Phillips
Yea, I saw his mums gangbang video.
Propa filth
David Wilson
it was on the news earlier
Asher Morgan
Is he a degenerate?
Matthew Davis
>Knowing it won't be passed, so she stays
Is this her version of 7D chess?
Leo Jones
>strength in unity
what the fuck happened to diversity? fucking clown world
Ryder Barnes
Fucking hell, she's literally willing to sacrifice her career just to have a fucking legacy policy
bbc.co.uk
Charles Allen
The referendum was non binding who gives a shit
Justin Davis
Henry Martinez
>Huge fireworks at the meeting of the European Research Group of Tory MPs.
>Steve Baker told the meeting: "I am consumed by ferocious rage after that pantomime [in relation to the 1922 meeting].
>"What is our liberty for if not to govern ourselves?..."
James Ramirez
Because politicians don't want to be accountable for anything, that's why they became politicians in the first place. All of the prestige and money but none of the accountability. I'm convinced the next general election will be even more fun than the Brexit result when all these revolting globalist cunts get hoofed up the arse by their own constituents.
Charles Ramirez
>randy Brits
Andrew Scott
Isaiah Hughes
Nadiya Hussain would
Gabriel Flores
Thomas Baker
recession for a couple of years at most
then back to normal.
Joseph Brown
t. every MP
Sebastian Parker
I bet there will be a protest march to fap when the normies find out this comes into effect
Cooper Hughes
>career
She's in her 60s, childless and her husband is a billionaire. She can leave and spend her retirement in the fucking countryside doing fuck all like she always wanted
Cooper Davis
Why do they keep putting Rory Stewart in front of the camera? Odious little turd.
Grayson Roberts
so was the referendum in the first place, user. I don't think people realise how close we are to getting shafted.
Benjamin Green
when will white britain wake up
Aaron Cook
Diversity for Whites, Unity for all other races.
Ryder Williams
Xavier Green
as in Idi Amin the notorious warlord? i bet he enjoys a bit of outdoors DIY
Aiden Morris
>But muh kept my beloved Tory party together
Is her thinking aparrently
Jaxon Peterson
Why is it called Brexit?
Aaron Murphy
We're due a cyclical recession anyway.
Best to get it all over with in one dose.
Agreed
Anthony Reed
we already got shafted 3 years ago when this treasonous cunt became PM
Connor Wright
Clearly the House of Commons, who are so afraid of losing their seats that they voted to trigger Article 50 anyway
Nathaniel Allen
Close enough
Luke Sullivan
it unironically is in the process of waking up
John Clark
>tfw when May pays Black Studs to pleasure her in her Garden
Owen Flores
Not really. Got kicked out at 16 and started working at Sainsbury's. Eventually got himself educated and works in music management. Getting married after being with his bf for about ten years. He's a good lad, hates grindr and camp faggots.
Jacob Thompson
ectoplasm imminent
Adrian Phillips
how will history judge theresa may
how will they explain brexit
Joshua Cox
Why can't these people ever just shut the fuck up?
Jason Morgan
Rory Stewart looks like George Osborne after a week long bender
Anthony Russell
kek
Ian Bennett
*poo flinging baboon noises*
Kevin Brown
Welcome to the UK. That being said, the DUP are largely to blame for a lot of Brexit's problems and people overlook that a LOT.
I can't believe they got away with it.
Brayden Cruz
Rory Stewart is a Blue Peter competition winner and next week he'll be doing a full show with Lizo on Newsround
Nathaniel Powell
BASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
Joseph Kelly
check his latest tweet and replies
Jose Reyes
>These are what is being voted on.
>>Motion B: Brexit.
>>Motion D: Fuck Brexit.
>>Motion H: Fuck Brexit..
>>Motion J: Fuck Brexit.
>>Motion K: Fuck Brexit.
>>Motion L: Fuck Brexit.
>>Motion M: Fuck Brexit..
>>Motion O: Fuck Brexit.
Hunter Rogers
>That being said, the DUP are largely to blame for a lot of Brexit's problems and people overlook that a LOT.
Enlighten us
Thomas Garcia
Yeah, he was great.
Dominic Evans
Noah Thomas
Ken Clarke cracking one off to a jazz record whilst cumming all over the EU flag and Masastricht treaty
Adrian Parker
>hasn't raided the local waitrose for couscous and avacadoes
not going to make it in the upcoming madmax hell scape
Liam Bell
REMINDER THAT WE ARE FAST APPROACHING THE FIRST ANNUAL STEPHEN LAWRENCE DAY
As promised by PM Theresa May on the 25th anniversary of his death last year, April 25th is now officially Stephen Lawrence Day. Pleasenote it in your calendar and prepare either protests against the racist police or marches in honour of black people who make Britain GREAT
That is all
Adrian Murphy
the DUP are the ones consistently saying we don't need the backstop and should instead be hitting the ejector button to exit the EU properly. how is that bad?
Samuel Perez
fucking paddies , RIOT
Colton Green
Ever look at your folder of nigger pics and wonder how your life reached this point?
Lucas Stewart
He's sikh?
James Cruz
>Steve Baker finished speaking and was hugged by Jacob Rees-Mogg and others. One ERG source said this was unusual, adding: "We are not a hugging group."
Justin Turner
>I’m consumed with a ferocious rage after that pantomime [May in the ‘22] ...
>What is our liberty for if not to govern ourselves?
>Like all of you I have wrestled with my conscience about what to do?
>I could tear this place down and bulldoze it into the river.
>These fools and knaves and cowards are voting on things they don’t even understand.
>We’ve been put in this place by people whose addiction to power without responsibility has led them to put the choice of No Brexit or this deal.
>I may yet resign the whip than be part of this.
Fucking hell, Steve Baker for PM
Joseph Johnson
kek