PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - FUCK OFF, WE'RE FULL EDITION /ptg/

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

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NEW APPEARANCES
>Sen Lee Shitposting @Senate 3/26/19
youtu.be/sK27NZon11w
>Pres Trump departs US Capitol 3/26/19
c-span.org/video/?459183-101/
>Pres Trump arrives @US Capitol 3/26/19
c-span.org/video/?459183-1/
>VP Pence @Natl Space Council Meeting 3/26/19
youtu.be/ZQkoFuNWXg8
>SoS Pompeo meets w/Egyptian FM Shoukry 3/26/19
youtu.be/nJ3Jlc-Htmc
>FDACommr Gottlieb on CNBC 3/26/19
youtu.be/EvfeVs1N40s
>KAC outside WH 3/26/19
c-span.org/video/?459185-1/
>KAC on FoxNews 3/26/19
youtu.be/MaGLSIeub7o
>Giuliani on Ingraham 3/26/19
youtu.be/BnHNaYKRQ6E
>StateDept Press Brief (SoS Pompeo) 3/26/19
youtu.be/4_fFW-hCs0Q
>StateDept Press Brief (DepSpox Palladino) 3/26/19
dvidshub.net/video/667980/
>ActDefSec Shanahan/DoD Leaders @House on 2020 Budget 3/26/19
c-span.org/video/?459005-1/
>EdSec DeVos @House on 2020 Budget 3/26/19
c-span.org/video/?459102-1/
>VASec Wilkie/Others @Senate on 2020 Budget 3/26/19
c-span.org/video/?459099-1/
>WHVideo: FLotUS Melania Visits Nicklaus Children's Hospital 3/26/19
youtu.be/fEbjsTtL6os
>WHVideo: Pres Trump Meets w/Is-ra-hell PM Bibi 3/26/19
youtu.be/duW-64PTXMk
>Giuliani on PBSNewsHour 3/25/19
youtu.be/Ne2XN8_kM0k
>GOPAd: No Collusion: The ONLY News That's Fit To Print 3/25/19
youtu.be/G1y9fmszwRI
>Pres Trump meets w/2018 Stanley Cup Champs WSH Caps 3/25/19
c-span.org/video/?459133-1/
>Don Jr on Tucker 3/25/19
youtu.be/-im4G5Ncv-o

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MAGA

SAN ANTONIO — The top U.S. border official said Wednesday the number of people encountered and apprehended at the southern border will top 100,000 in March, the highest amount reported in one month in 12 years.

> "Two weeks ago, I briefed the media and testified in Congress that immigration was at the breaking point. That breaking point has arrived this week at our border,"
Customs and Border Protection Commissioner Kevin McAleenan told reporters in El Paso, Texas, Wednesday.

> "We are now on pace for more than 100,000 apprehensions and encounters with migrants in March, with 90 percent — 90,000 people — are instead almost guaranteed to remain in the U.S. indefinitely, regardless of the merits of their immigration or asylum claim,"
he said.

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>is financially unable to employ counsel

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what did the German women living in Nazi Germany say to her husband after they had sex?
>"i did Nazi that coming"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CPL IS BROKE

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Don't know if this posted yet, been enjoying my vacation

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>miles of wall built since trump took office
ZERO
>mexicos that have paid for the wall since trump took office
ZERO
>hillarys in prison since trump took office
ZERO
>investigations into voter fraud, the dnc since trump took office
ZERO
>obamacares replaced since trump took office
ZERO
>illegals deported since trump took office
>less than obama
>billions for israel since trump took office
50+

based

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JUST

CPL HAS TO USE PUBLIC DEFENDERS

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HAHAHAHA

Pottery.

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That picture reminds me of Scarface

Thats actually better than what these subhumans deserve. Id just daisy chain them to a wall.

HELLO PLEASE

What has happened today? How have threads been?

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Avenatti is a conman and most likely was laundering the money through his own bank accounts, which are now frozen

wow
what a terrible fate

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>Avenatti forced to use court-appointed representation

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TUCKED

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208013388
>the left
>can only steal memes and identities
Pick 2

Skin them alive.

Turns out it is a far fall from toilet bowl to dumpster. He sure showed the Trumps what's up

Would be a major improvement.

I LOVE GIVING BILLIONS TO ISRAEL AND KEEPING JEWISH INFLUENCE IN OUR POLITICS! AWOOOOOOOOO!

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CREEPY & BROKE

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>trannies spamming the same tired posts every thread
COUNTLESS

Avenatti obviously cannot trust himself to get out of the shit

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>Ironic that he will be better represented than his clients.
What is mercy?

What dimensional chess are we talking about here?

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Avenatti has always been stupid sideshow bullshit.

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>I would give my daughter ANYDAY of the week to a based black man with a BBC or an Israel-shilling Jew, believe me folks!

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Isnt he a lawyer, can't he defend himself?

that one sucks, use this one

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Even he’s not that stupid.

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Here we have a literal retard who cares more about what happens to less than 1/10 of 1% of our budget, and to another nation's borders, than what happens to his own nation's borders and the other 99.9% of the budget

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even a retard like avenatti knows you never go pro se

Lol, porn law degree.

anyone can
but that doesn't happen (successfully) outside of a movie or tv

can anyone name a better Tucker moment than pic related?

I loved that Tuck gave him respect for conning the MSM and not breaking character

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Anyone going to the trump rally tommorow?

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Trump should offer to cover his legal fees, I’d love to see the lefts heads spin off trying to process that one.

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as long as based israel keeps getting checks its ok if trump follows up on zero promises amirite

>half the country thinks Drumpf is a criminal
>maybe if I become a criminal, I can be president

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There needs to be a lot more of this. Does anyone know any statute that allows militias to shoot invaders?

Give these men medals.

>BRUCETON MILLS, W.Va. — Police in West Virginia have detained a driver who authorities say had an explosive powder and threatened to kill President Donald Trump and blow up the Pentagon.

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All connected. Winning!

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holy shit he is so fucked

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It's over.
Captain America himself is taking on drumpf

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Wow, it's like you guys WANT to hand your country over to kikes. Are you fucking stupid?
>DUUUUR 38 BILLION IS JUST 1% OF OUR BUDGET HURRR DURRRR WHO CARES IF HE CONTINUES TO GIVE JEWS MORE INFLUENCE AND POWER IN OUR GOVERNMENT LONG-TERM?!?!?!
Fucking newfag.

The last thing Israel wants is for American Jews to leave Congress. They need the military aid bucks and the goys fighting their wars for them. Israel is a parasite feeding on American blood and money. It's almost like you never heard of the Noahide laws, or the term goyim. As long as jews exist, we will have to deal with the consequences of their rapine. You need to understand that jewish evil is genetic.

Are you Donald-loving good goys THIS new?

Based Boomer divisions

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>explosive powder
Gunpowder bomb? That sounds wildly inefficient.

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“[F]or every $100 million a company is fined by the Department of Justice or bailed out by the federal government, both its CEO and its largest individual shareholder will spend one month in jail.”

fucking lol

Amazing moment, that guy's face lol

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>reeeeeeeee freedom of the press to not be held accountable for crimes

based boomers

What’s it like being constantly proven wrong?

Tucker Carlson vs Antifa Giraffe was one of my most memorable

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SO MUCH WINNING FOR BASED ISRAEL! MIGA!

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that's like the beginning of the movie scarface

Captain Anti-America

that would be amusing.

What will he do when he finds out drumpf.com is already taken and he has no talking points left?

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Imagine that

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The absolute madman.

Does this nigger have a lazy eye?

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You're literally following a script. I said less than 1/10 of 1%, and it's 38B over 10 years, which is 3.8B per year.
I always assume people like you are merely tragically retarded rather than paid shills, but no one is as stupid as you're pretending to be

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still not sure if when he said Peyton Manning he was just on another level of trolling or just misspoke and meant Chelsea Manning

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might have been AP.

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How long till he dies?

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you're welcome to show everyone the miles of wall thats been built since trump took office. protip: there isn't a single one. or show us hillary in prison, its not like trump went on tv and said "these are good people i don't want to hurt them" or anything right? i could go on but you wouldn't address any of the points anyways. MIGA!!!

Now that sounds dangerous, could have blown himself up before he got there.

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refresh, thanks to assistant as always
>me on the right

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Hannity 9PMET 3/27/19
>GOPAd: No Collusion 3/27/19
youtu.be/qUUYP14rmrg
>GOPAd: Democrats Lied No Collusion 3/27/19
youtu.be/KosFQXV2IDo
>Pres Trump Awards MoH to Army StaffSgt Atkins 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459234-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/Interim FLoV Rosales 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459249-1/
>VP Pence bilat w/Interim FLoV Rosales 3/27/19
youtu.be/MkSPoLnPQEg
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 3/27/19
youtu.be/kzeAPXEXXHw
>CBPCommr McAleenan Presser on Southern Border Crisis 3/27/19
youtu.be/L4WAqBEqDYc
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Marcus Luttrell 3/27/19
youtu.be/mn5CSpOCz3c
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Lou Holtz 3/27/19
youtu.be/w1M-mx5zloQ
>TrumpTV Real News Update (Lara) 3/27/19
youtu.be/p1dNGX3IqJE
>SoS Pompeo @House on 2020 Budget 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459006-1/
c-span.org/video/?458918-1/
>AssistNavySec Geurts/Navy Leaders @Senate on Shipbuilding 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459211-1/
>AssistDefSec Schriver/Mil Comdrs @House on Indo-Pacific 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459103-1/
>FAA/NTSB Officials @Senate on Airline Safety 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459047-1/

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project veritas continues investigating voter fraud youtube.com/watch?v=9e1_4Hm8YTI

sweet, fuck those democrat cocksuckers

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Thanks for doing your thing

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HABBENING?!?!?!?!

thegatewaypundit.com/2019/03/huge-rand-paul-outs-john-brennan-pushed-fake-dossier-in-intel-report/

Senator Rand Paul (R-KY) announced Wednesday that according to a high level source, former CIA Chief John Brennan insisted Hillary’s fake Russia dossier be included in the Intelligence Report.

Brennan previously denied that the fake dossier was used in the Intelligence community’s assessment of Russian interference in the 2016 election.

There is plenty of evidence to the contrary and on Wednesday Senator Rand Paul said Brennan should be asked to testify under oath in Congress ASAP.

RAND PAUL: BREAKING: A high-level source tells me it was Brennan who insisted that the unverified and fake Steele dossier be included in the Intelligence Report… Brennan should be asked to testify under oath in Congress ASAP.

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The wall is being built as we speak.
Clintons are invincible unfortunately.
You will likely commit suicide before Trump is out of office.

>Try to watch comfy Greg
>It gets JUAN'D
many such cases.

you will never change one persons mind on this board, how does that make you feel?

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Are you guys even capable of talking about other topics?
For a group that larps for full 14/88 24/7 I sure see a lot of gum flapping and not a lot of action.
Put your money where your mouth is faggot.
None of us will stop you so what are you waiting for?
Our approval?
Go forth and be the best faggot you can be or whatever.
Talk about obsessed.
Yikes.

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That is propably already a Chinese style westernized ideological social credit database.
You have been catalogued for your cultural marxist trustworthiness.

these never get shown enough

yeah whats the name for it?
ahh yes "satans gunpowder"

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Was this before Barron had autism?