If you looked at your wife or gf's search history would it be as red pilled as this??

Using huehuewei

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Nah I can afford an iPhone. Samsung phones are for gooks that blindly buy any Korean product or niggers in the west. Which are you?

>openly admits to using anything apple related
>whiter than you Jamal.

> evangelion netflix
> watching anime on Netflix
Also, I hope you're a paedophile because no one older than 14 should be watching Eva.

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Basic bitch tiered

We have it on vhs and blu-ray but want to see if the new one holds up, that is all. Netflix sucks and we dont even pay for the shit.

What did they mean by that

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>using apple
kill yourself

26 and not a pathetic neet like you.

oh god this place is officially faggit now

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Shit flooded me dude. Apparently we all have herps. Or thats what they'll tell you so you'll be a degenerate living in modern Sodom and Gomorrah

>living in romania
>buying gook products
Back at you

Grow up.

Cool webm. One of my personal faves.

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Clean. Your. Room.

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But I'm not drinking monster

fpbp

What the fuck? Where can I find information on this ancient hominid? Where did they find him? Can it speak? Were there more of its troop nearby? Did they find it as a baby and raise it?
Its fascinating, it has the muscular skeletal presentation of both ancient hominid ape and modern man. Astounding. But its also bipedal. And strangely passive. Please someone share a link so we can research this creature.

Looks like a Monster Rehab to me

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>no one older than 14 should be watching anime
fixed

>Samshit
>iGay
>Chinkphone that needs a "pixel experience" (protip: it's still kernel bugged anyway)

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It gets banned everywhere.

I believe denisovans and neanderthals still live among us or people still dominantly carry those traits.

They even say there was species mixing when those hominids were more prevelant, but they also say we evolved from apes so...

Nope

Motherfucker everything is. Why cant people just accept they have no privacy. Even your VPN you shill to rats you to your government.

>Apparently we all have herps.
Its a large category of viruses, some which never show up. Its chicken pox, its its reemergence in shingles, cold sores, and obviously the STD kind. Which comes back every few years w/o medication I guess. I had a re-eruption of a herpes virus that caused Pityriasis Rosea. Was rubbing fungus cream on it for weeks before I went to the doctor. It only lasted maybe 6 months, but that was a short time I was told, some it lasts 12-18 months. So yeah, different forms of herpes. Watch out for that STD shit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pityriasis_rosea

Fuck off normie, this is website is for incels only.

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There's a difference between shit anime and stories that are well animated and profound in the message. Keep being blind. You can unironically learn a lot from (some) anime.

Reeeeeeeee lol did I do it?

That better go from gf to wifey VERY soon.

Believe me we are taking care of it soon. Cant wait to have children and be a father. She is also very excited for being a mother.

Is this the new level of Jow Forums? Arguing over what cellphone is superior?

It's a brazillian. Case closed

I really don't claim any to be better. Mainly preference. I barely use the fucker unless I'm afk and out of the house.

>Is this the new level of Jow Forums? Arguing over what cellphone is superior?
Pigeons all the way.

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>astronaut herpes
what does that mean?

The pixel experience is based

Get rids of the chink bloatware

good backup plan but i generally use the pony express

finance.yahoo.com/news/nasa-warns-astronauts-space-herpes-study-reveals-worrying-side-effect-solar-travel-170835982.html

They apparently have a problem with herpes reemergence outbreaks on long space flights.

Now post her height and weight on a scale

I got on my wife’s phone one time when she was in the shower. Her searches went something like this:

>Pasta recipes
>Vacation ideas
>Best prices on vitamins
>Abnormally large bowel movements
>Blood in stool
>Animal laxatives
>Bowel obstruction

She got out of the shower and I asked if she was “ok.” She goes “yes, why?” I had to come up with something quick so I said “it’s nothing to be ashamed of, it happens to all of us at some point.”

She gives me the weirdest look and says “I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

Two options. Play it off and let the convo die, or confess I checked her phone to clarify the concern. Stupid me, I go: “Is your ass bleeding?”

She stares at me for a little, then gets a look of anger. “THAT was about our DOG. I saw him try to take a shit for 10 minutes straight today, then his ass was bleeding and I was afraid we’d have to take him to the vet!”

She was pissed that I spied on her

Everytime I check I end up with 1 less girlfriend

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pityriasis_rosea
Burgers are gross
Wouldnt touch one with a stick

Have kids but don't get married

Thank god she only riffles through your dogs shits.

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Your wife is retarded. Sorry user.

>She was pissed that I spied on her
Kinda sad. You two are already up in each other's business just by being married. Boundries? Sure, but not something I understand. Maybe if I was a jerk about it 24/7 and nosy. People are curios and nosy by nature. Live with that realization.Its from a common childhood herpes called Roseola you dimwit. Its just a rare thing, usually late teens.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roseola

This is a plebbit tier thread

Here is my bf's latest searches

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She showed me willingly, I never ask. She noticed her search history was memetic and we both kekd.

>traps

My condolences

faggots the both of you

>astronaut herpes
BASED AND REDPILLED

>turkish hamam
I literally googled that the other day.
They seem nice

My gf is just red pilled enough that I can speak my mind, but she also knows when I'm trying to hide my power level.

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Getting redpilled on the Leningrad Rock Club lol

I swear that's Putin's old band. I prefer Bioconstructor tho.

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I've been single for a year now, I had to dump my girlfriend. She was full blown libtard and we constantly argued about everything. Anyway, that's not the sort of mother I want for my kids.
I hope my next one is redpilled, or at least neutral, or at least not 100% retarded.

Now do the soiface

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They're both fags

Where'd all my fellow memers run off to? I feel like we were just getting to know each other.

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thats actually really nice

I like browsing Jow Forums and twitter on the shitter. If not for that I'd probably own a trackphone that costs like 35$

>evangelion
Tell your wife to kill herself or watch something better

Having too much fun

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Chekd and pragmatic of you.

Lol look at this faggot will ya? Cool numbers Tyrone.

Peace incels. Y'all bore me.