Jow Forums? THOUGHTS?
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WHAT IN THE FUCK?! REALLY?!
Ryder Ortiz
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Owen Miller
>scientist raped a journalist
Grayson Phillips
I heard "Warp" and came here as fast as I could
Noah Sullivan
Anything we can think of we can do. God was cool when he created this simulation. He gave us the map editor.
Brody Martin
How would time move for people traveling in a warp bubble? We all know time and gravity are very strongly linked.
Benjamin Williams
I think you're sliding.
Easton Price
White ethno-exoplanet when?
John Stewart
This. I have been summoned aswell
Juan Adams
>(((Einstein)))
Relativity theory is bollocks. Time doesn't slow down, just some processes do
Benjamin Perry
Time doesn't exist. It's a made up variable to make equations fit together nicely.
Ian Hill
Did they Make a Geller field first?
Austin Howard
Literally the storyline of Halo.
Hungary settled Reach. It was a planet that was ethnically Hungarian.
Thomas Reed
bwahahahah! YEAH, OKAY! just because its valid theoretically doesn't mean it can be created with tech we have today.
Brandon Clark
Autopilot Engaged
Warp Drive Activated
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Luis Smith
nice
Robert Martin
>Reach.
Wasnt that planet larger than Earth?
Logan Reyes
> They say they have found a way to configure the hypothetical negative energy matter so that the warping could be accomplished with a mass equivalent to the Voyager spacecraft.
Fake and Gay
Logan Williams
What happens if the warp ship hits a space wall and we get an alien transmission
>"FUCK OFF, GALAXY'S FULL, YOU GOT PLENTY OF MOONS YOU CAN CRASH ON THOSE IF YOU LIKE"?
Oliver Long
fake and gay shit to squieeze out funding. Space is fake
Anthony Richardson
Luke Powell
Hunter King
>NASA
ITS FAKE AND GAY
Logan Hall
>Voyager spacecraft
hey yo, how much do dis fucker done weigh anyway?
Jaxson Powell
Yeah the concept of warping apacetime hasn’t long been our best chance at FTL travel.
Rather than try to break physics to go super duper fast you literally move space around the craft, it’s like a super dumb loophole in how the universe works
Liam Ward
No
Samuel Edwards
>God was cool when he created this simulation
he's a fag lmao
Charles Ross
I say we build a warp ship, load it with tendies, and just fire it off into space.
It'll confuse the shit out of whoever finds it and if it crashes into a planet the tendie remains will evolve in time to a race of sentient space chickens.
Jordan Flores
>common, typical, clickbait article headline
Cock sucking OP: “OH MY GOD, REALLY? WHAT THE FUCK, THIS IS CRAZY. POL, THOUGHTS???”
Justin Jackson
Daily reminder it was a MEXICAN physicist who invented the first practical warp drive.
Jow Forums BTFO
Aaron Diaz
Anything the scientific establishment labels impossible has likely been made possible
Lincoln James
Fucking heretic shits time to die.
Michael Butler
Nice rendering
Levi Young
I've never encountered a youth that fancies themselves smarter then Einstein before, how very unique and not at all played out.
Brandon Walker
what the hell that's amazing. who made that?
Hudson Walker
>The geneseed, emprah
Leo Evans
its all fake. they canbt do it and didnt think the em drive could create thrust. even if you think it wont create much thrust you dont need much to stabilize satellites orbits without using compressed gas
nasa is currently faking more mars pics and being reposted on /x/ over the past 2 days. just like a few years ago with that tree stump but this time its a plastic bag in frame on the nasa web site
Isaac Adams
You'll never be allowed into space unless you take the right for yourself. If they ever announce that FTL is possible, prepare for war.
Blake Mitchell
It's Real. john Titor, using singularities to create a time displacement gravity field.
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Lucas Stewart
>Sees his.
Holy shit.... how the hell the cameraman didn't get grabbed by the government? You got anymore?
Easton Kelly
John Titor predicted it, but he must have changed events in our timeline because he says General Electric makes the time machine. Maybe showing the blueprints got other people started?
Ethan Hall
A dude in Italy did it. He did it to protest Trump, didn't really work as he intended
Jack Carter
It was for an Italian parade
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Nathan Sanders
I already feel like we're in some 40k tier universe, just that we are only 2000 years into it, born 38,000 years too early.
"Slaanesh typically appears in an androgynous form in which it is a woman on the right side and a man on the left with two sets of devilish horns growing from its head. Slaanesh can assume any form; male, female, hermaphrodite or no gender at all. Slaanesh is the Lord of Pleasure, the Dark God dedicated to the pursuit of earthly gratification and the overthrow of all decent behaviour, as well as hedonism and pleasure for its own sake. He is the God of Obsession, the Master of Excess in All Things, from gluttony to lust to megalomania. Wherever mortals are ruled by their own unquenchable desires, the Dark Prince of Chaos is there in the shadows, whispering, tempting, and feasting on a banquet of souls.”
Blake Phillips
Jackson Bennett
Got anymore info user?
Luke Kelly
So Slaanesh is the one who is fucking with the west
Xavier Johnson
Wyatt Long
It's mostly Tzeentch right now.
Grayson Anderson
Too bad this article is just a summary of events prior to 2018 and makes no mention of how Harold White, the scientist at NASA who's working on these exotic drives, has been oddly quiet since the propellantless EmDrive he was testing turned out to be a fluke caused by the Earth's magnetic field interacting with the power cables of the device.
Gabriel Reyes
One of the best movies of all time.
Camden Lewis
Emperor preserve us
Michael Johnson
More fantastic pseudoscience from NASA instead of doing any real work.
Luke Miller
Get on my level chinks
Landon Davis
Zephram Cochran was Mexican?
Mason Moore
I can feel the warp overtaking me, IT IS A GOOD PAIN
Joshua Lee
Anything space related/NASA/ govt is/are doctored hoaxes. Earth is flat, all info on subject is censored/
disinformared.
Levi Gutierrez
Nasa = Nazis it's just superior German technology user!
Luke Lopez
DO YOU HEAR THE VOICES TOO?
Matthew Roberts
Light speed isn't real because photons themselves phase between this dimension and another one. This gives the illusion of photons behaving as a wave and as a particle. Proof: greatlakesledger.com
Dominic Lee
Given the chance would any of you leave for another planet?
William Nguyen
>clickbait from a shit blog
hey, how about we talk about that 3 year witch hunt collapsing, are you avoiding it
Thomas Ortiz
ur a fag, fag.
Adam Thompson
Get on boat and fall off the edge dumb dumb
Hunter Martin
based illuminati occultists fucking up time space
Lucas Phillips
Depends. Is there a warm, tropical beach planet populated by oddly erotic tentacle creatures with multiple vaginal orifices?
Eli Allen
Don't ever let a fucking spacecraft leave earth to infect another planet.
They surely won't put based & redpilled individuals on there. Don't let them corrupt god's body even more by spreading the disease to other cells.
Owen Cooper
That's racist against Earth niggers
Jonathan Thompson
Resesrch eric Dubay you basedboy
Wyatt Green
sanity is for the weak!
Jordan Peterson
>looking into
Yeah it's fucking nothing the amount of Energy needed to even bend "Space" is hundred years away if not thousands or impossible.
Jaxon Young
The closest thing we can have atm are Solar Sails which Nasa is already working on.
Oliver Wright
When the sentient AI operating the Good Ship SJW concludes the best way to end its suffering is to crash into the nearest star and burn all the purple haired lunatics to a crisp ceremonies will be held in its honour.
Jacob Peterson
>they won't agree with us, so we should stop all human progress
Glad to know that people like you won't exist in the future
Matthew Jenkins
>tfw the multiuniverse jews force other planets to take us in and give us gibs
Evan Clark
bob lazar was right?
Wyatt Reyes
We are going to spread zionism to the entire galaxy, bitches! Die for Mars Israel, goyim!
Nathan Bell
We need to take all three ships into the center of the anomaly and create a Static Warp Shell.
David Barnes
oh fuck nigger we bout to enter the 40k universe
Andrew Brown
>Warp
Do it faggots. Open the portal already.
Blake Long
Alcubierre wrote his warp equations as a rhetorical thought experiment. They literally require a magical material perfectly designed by nature to make it work. It's a "perfectly spherical cow" conjecture and nothing more.
The people at nasa working on it are known kooks who fall for every retard idea that comes around. They worked on the thoroughly discredited "EM Drive" and they're probably working on a perpetual energy machine based on plugging a power strip into itself because they saw one on youtube and they lack the expertise to know why it doesn't actually work.
Matthew White
Considering that Earth will become like a forge world due to global warming, you're not that wrong
Brody Rivera
>I already feel like we're in some 40k tier universe, just that we are only 2000 years into it, born 38,000 years too early.
whatever happens I think I'll keep listening to what the divine magic star frogs have to say and disregard everything resembling an elf
Jack Bailey
>EH'S HERD YOU'Z GOT DA SPACY TRAVEL'Z MIND'S IF WE'Z TAKE EM?
Zachary Kelly
Em drive has been tested and works fine. Do you even spaceforce bruh?
William Wood
0W0
Dominic Richardson
Nope. Experimental error was the cause of the "thrust".
David Peterson
I don't even have to read past the headline to know the article will mostly consist of wishful thinking, speculation, and misunderstood information regurgitated by some shitty brainlet journalist.
Nasa doesnt have fucking warp drives. They probably just speculate that such a thing may be possible if we had unlimited amounts of useful power and engineering far more advanced than anything around today.
Bentley Ortiz
I don't think anyone should ever leave this planet imo. Not even the most based white nigger out there. Everybody has been turned to shit at this point & those who haven't live somewhere in the woods & even they seed it.
Jonathan Robinson
Even if we did have those things it's still impossible. FTL motion in any form is a direct violation of causality. You'd have to disprove cause and effect before you could even get started on an FTL drive or communications device or prove natural FTL phenomena exist.
Carson Carter
Yeah, let's just wait for an asteroid hit us then, right?
Oliver Harris
EM drive produces a laughable amount of thrust. Nobody would use them even if they were actually verifiable.
Isaiah Green
At this point, what other hope does the world have than a giant rock fixing everything? I hope it lands in israel or yellowstone.
Jordan Allen
You asked for it
Jaxson Flores
>Anything we can think of we can do
Really? Ever tried eating your own head?
Zachary Jackson
More lies these faggots haven't been able to get anything past the outer orbit
Jonathan Myers
Joseph Morris
If an asteroid hits us, humanity will be extinct, it wouldn't fix a single thing
Elijah Butler
Matthew Kelly
Enough dinosaurs survived that there are still birds today and they didn't have any technology. we'll survive.
Jose Russell