Brit/pol/ Votes in edition

What the fuck happened? They literally voted no on everything lmao.

nothing won

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6857467/Stowaways-jump-lorry-Brussels-run-realising-not-going-UK.html

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ORDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

What the fuck is this circus? Is this british humor or something?

Whens the march?

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Fuck the dup

I know, it's as expected

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Holy shit. I cannot fathom the stupidity on display here. Do the MP's actually want anything at all?

imagine how this looks to the EU. Just imagine. They're going to kick us out.

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Whats the deal now???

12th april or 22 may?

we're all honked now

be nice you mexican piece of shit

That is unironically our only hope

you're Spanish, you wouldn't understand. Parliament is pure pantomime culture.

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON BROS??? SWEDISH MEDIA GOING BANANAS OVER "MANY NEW DEALS" AND SHIT

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They want to not do Brexit.

But they know they can't just say "fuck brexit and fuck voters too" because they'd get lynched - so we get the clown circus instead.

he's a fucking loser
he wants a 2nd vote on brexit
he wants a 2nd vote on tonight's votes on Monday

Well that settles it! I’m gonna go blow a few niggers! Go Bernie!

Proper bong-posted version

>No consensus on any solutions
>No deal in 16 days

HAJIMETIMASU

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They all want to remain while not losing their jobs.
That's the fundamental issue here.
Parliament doesn't represent the people.

But Parliament doesn't want anything. They want to exist in a formless limbo for the rest of eternity

Lads Pubes was right all along. I had sex today and feel great. Might ave a line this weekend.

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where the fuck is this guy from

i can hear his accent

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is may's deal as bad as the DUP claim?

wait I got confused, this is the bong posted one

scotland
they wear yellow colours
he's snp
also a faggot

the EU said we're out if we don't have a way forward by the 12th of April. What just happened is the height of 'no way forward'

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HOLY SHIT
208017839
THIS ONE
God I'm a fucking brainlet today

Literally nothing has changed, and the commons has no majority to force the government down a different path
>implying the commons could force the government to do something based on advisory votes

According to the current state of play, we are leaving with no deal on the 12th of April.

SCOTS OUT

Nigga the we had parliament before you.

>In 1187 the Castilian King Alfonso VIII summoned the representatives of the 50 most important cities of Castile. That was the first Parliament in the world.

That can't possibly be an option in their minds. I mean that would be even more stupid.

I guess maybe this circus has actually pushed people towards May's deal?

what are scotts doing in your Parliament

Is Oliver Letwin the most unduly arrogant stupid cunt in our political history?

lads, what does this all mean? is there going to be a brexit or not?

Be interesting to see who voted for what

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Only for the DUP as it undermines their core belief of remaining a full member of the UK.

I'm saying you don't understand Brit pantomime culture.

idgaf about your shitty parliament, didn't read

so deadline for the deal is friday?

>HAJIMETIMASU
why dont weebs just learn actual moon speak instead of typing nonsense lol

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>Brit pantomime culture.
So its like a perfomance, they are having fun, it's comedy, it's a circus, OK, I get it now.

Wasted breeding years sat in parliament. shame.

What's wrong with motion D?

It depends, what will likely happen next is that May will present her deal and if that's voted to be accepted the leave date will become the 12 April, if that's rejected then there's an extension agreed until the 22 May by which time we need to submit a plan to the EU of how we intend to resolve this, if they're happy with that plan they can agree further extensions, if they're not satisfied the UK Parliament can resolve the issue based on that plan then exit date remains 22nd May which keeps us out of the EU elections on the 23rd.

So the next meaningful vote will be the 3rd vote on May's deal which i expect will take place very soon.

women playing pretend in parliament.

I fucking love this chaos

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In theory, though the EU would probably stretch it into next week if it was going to pass

probably till 12th April first and then a delay for a year with new elections or new referendum

>shouting down traitor anna "will sell my country to the EU" sourby
god this is getting better and better
british jerry springer, fucking right lads!

IF THEY CAN'T HONOUR THE FIRST REFERENDUM THEN WHAT THE FUCK IS THE POINT OF ANOTHER REFERENDUM. HOW ABOUT FINISH THE JOB FIRST YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING DISGRACE OF A PARLIAMENT.

Why are people allowed to talk over one another in the parliament? You can actually get suspended if you do that in Congress here.

In theory and only in theory, bongs are able to go take their shit back, r-r-right?

They're part of the United Kingom which is an amalgamation of Scotland, England, Wales and Northern Ireland who all have MPs in British parliament

cusms union came close, they'll probably go
with that

>criticising Karen poster for broken Japanese on Jow Forums

How new?

it's not about honouring the vote
it's about not honouring the vote
our parliament is full of EU servants
but they're smart enough to know that if they wilfully fuck with the sovereign, they'll be hanged

lmao

alot of energy

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because we aren't all angry reactionaries, probably something to do with having not had our genitals mutilated beyond our control as babies

noooo, no deal just lost the vote

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UK would still have free movement of people. One of the biggest reasons for leave winning was the migrant crisis.

Swedish girls are so norty

ahahaha get fucked anna soubry

That's why watching Congress is like watching paint dry

>Rothchild's Agent within the Conservative Party

>What's wrong with motion D?
It basically stops the UK from controlling our own trade deals which is a large part of why people voted for the referendum.

>"Let's remind ourselves what we've decided"
>Shouting: "Nothing"

Thank god for Perfidious Albion

Is this hard Brexit now? Start of WW3 when?

except it's the default position. We leave 11pm April 12th by law.

Are you ready to be American vassals?

No they won't be. Those days are behind the spirit of the free Brit.
Prove me wrong when it happens, and I'll come to your aid myself

Nice, thanks for the clarity.

>customs union only 8 votes out
They'll be deals going on in the background now to get some to change their mind so when they vote again on Monday it passes.
Screencap this.

BECAUSE THE PLEBS VOTED WRONG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TURN OUT LIKE THIS!

bitch wants a second vote on this shit
like she wants a second vote on brexit
such a sore fucking loser

c-c-checked

Because it's fucking disgraceful your politicians don't speak to each other

>I disagree with Trump, let's stay out of politics for 12 months then just return to vote against him on principle

Who, when, sauce??? would love to see that shit.

Law means sod all. If I remember correctly, the 29th was law, until it wasn't.

that's what they said about 29 march too.. they will just extended until the next election is my guess.

youtube.com/watch?v=D5LQDEtzpMo
go back like 5-10 minutes

>No majority for any of Brexit options

>No majority for any of Brexit options

>No majority for any of Brexit options

>No majority for any of Brexit options

>No majority for any of Brexit options

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Checked, my body is ready

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Putting the deal to a referendum was Motion M tonight and failed a majority Ayes 268 to Nay 295

Even if it passes May won't do it, it would probably mean a general election

>i was j-just pretending
if you say so lad