Brit/pol/ - Parliament Takes Control Edition

Accept Jesus Christ as your lord and saviour.

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British Civil War

>parliament moans for ages to have the chance to vote for what it does want
>parliament decides it wants absolutely fuck all

>2nd referendum
>UK barely votes to revoke article 50
>submissive UK population just takes it

sorry bongs. Love you guys.

No deal in 2 weeks
CAM ON INGERLAND

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Only solution left now to decide the Brexit outcome.

>youtube.com/watch?v=FSKZ3JfJm8o
A P R I L 1 2

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Nothing.

Can't they show the fucking names and party of the speakers

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Ever since they announced the votes have people just been shooting bantz around?

Don't want a deal
Don't want no deal
Don't want a customs union
Don't want an hard border
Don't want May as PM
Don't want May to resign
Don't want Jezza as PM
Don't want to leave
Don't want to stay
Don't want another vote

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The only option left is for the people themselves to decide the outcome.
Cue the music lads, on Friday we burn this fucker to the ground

Why are there so many womyn in this Parliament?

I thought they were shooting themselves in the foot by refusing to commit to anything at all?

Cringe

>civil war LARPers

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> that guy is getting married so we should vote again on the issue

women

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HARD

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Certain constituencies require all parties to put forward a female candidate so they will definitely get a female MP. It's to help the gender balance of the Commons

This is the greatest thing to happen in politics since Trump was elected.

Gives the impression of a dog running in and out the house
Stream lag for anyone else?

Because the Jews won WW2

This would actually make Brexit happen pretty quickly.
Which is why this will never happen.

stupid. but it's the same here except it applies to all the countries

I prefer gandalf 2bdesu

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EU does not want UK to participate in EU elections at any cost..

only way forward is no deal brexit because, as much as EU does not want it, nothing else can be done withing short period extension

Im asking America for asylum if Brexit is overturned, on the ground of living under an undemocratic dictatorship.

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GCHQ this one is a wrong'un

Career politicians

>Vote no on everything

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They just took both a second referendum and revoking A50 off of the table along with everything else.

But it is democratic? Everyone in parliament was voted in

Friday is going to be fun

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this

EU will offer a shit extension
MPs will shit themselves and vote for more fudge and murky negotiations
NO DEAL is still on though

Is John Bercow running on drugs? 10 years as a speaker in this mess…

The Speaker has to agree to let them have Friday first. By default the Commons doesn't meet and all the MPs go fuck about in their constituencies on Fridays

extended forever
riots

I'll sponsor any white brit who wants in, if sponsorship is even still a thing in regards to US immigration.

So... is it formally law that we don't leave on March 29 now? And law says April 12 or something?

85% of the vote went to parties promising to deliver Brexit

We're going to need you to build some more Airstrips.
>youtube.com/watch?v=hx4dApvDjho

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>Dodged the Point of Order that btfo of his ruling

Fuck Bercow

Trust me lad, unless you go to Montana or some other tiny flyover state, it's not worth it demographically. Politically, we're about the same as you guys, it's just less obvious

Most of them are actively voting against what their constituencies voted for in the referendum

nah lad his job is comfy af
wish i could do it
probably paid a real nice fucking wage for telling people to "shut up" and "fuck off" in all fancy-like words

kim jong un was elected

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Definitely does a line before starting

Good of Bercrow to wear a clown tie

Running out of time to sort this desu

don't think so but I've not really looked into it

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

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what a waste of fucking time

the extension got voted through today

UK law says the Leave date is now 12th April or 22nd May 2019.

EU law says that the leave date is 22nd May if a deal is agreed this week, or 12th April if the deal is not agreed.

The EU has the option to offer further extensions, subject to France pussying out and not blocking the motion

He's a jew gets his energy from discord.

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He just doesn’t take it seriously, he treats it as a massive shitpost.
Look at how he ragged on that backbencher a few days ago. He let it slip by accident.

Yes
SI was voted through by big majority
NEW exit date is April 12th for No-deal
EU red line says May needs a deal by Friday to be approved
Even so, EU will buckle and give her MORE time until the 12th and then if still no-deal then EU will simply extend negotiations forever

>submissive UK population just takes it
show me a population that doesn't just take it. protest like France and get your butts kicked. have a riot and the police will take their time rounding you up later from all the CCTV. everyone is fucked, including you with your jew and immigration loving prez. it's civilisation and we are all fat and that is that.

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SNEED

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Reminder Tolkien was catholic.

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As of [22:11] on the [27/03/19] we are:
- Leaving
- With no withdrawal agreement in place
- On the 29th of March***

*** The statutory instrument to delay the date of departure to 12/04/19 or 22/05/19 if the Withdrawal Agreement is signed has been passed by the Commons, but requires Lords approval

>Voter base wants something done
>Let them vote to be sure this is indeed what they want
>Voters vote according to what they have been saying they want
>'lol nah'
>D E M O C R A C Y

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uh... sneed? that's pretty fuckin BASED

No they haven't. They're litterally voting again on it on Monday.

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Plastic knife edition. Freeedoooom!

Gonna have to be May Deal 3 then or no deal

May's deal accepted
May stands down
The Sajid sorts it all out
Screen cap this

The other 8 motions not selected by speaker to be debated Monday

Amendment A (government faith in result) by Bill Cash gets support while the rest fail

Literally what the fuck are they doing right now? What is the point of all this talking?

BASED

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>All hope for Brexit rests on Macron hating us enough to block another extension
Somebody go and insult him on twitter or something

Points of Order

I have a mate that’s having her own brexit before the end of the year. She knows several others that are planning on leaving as well. Come to your new home britbongs, plenty of land here.

they had their fucking vote at the same time we did, but THEY gave themselves MORE votes, so shove that democracy up your fucking arse, idiot

>he doesn’t know that an indirect democracy is about as democratic as the Soviet Union

>Episode 3: Revenge of the Deal

Parliamentarism was a mistake

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Points of order. This is where backbenchers bring up gay technicalities so Speaker-senpai will notice them. Turn the stream off, the fun is over

Don't really understand what's going on, but I hope it goes for the best Britbros. Here's hoping Trump doesn't cuck out and give you guys a bad trade deal after you leave the EU.

>parliament is majority against brexit
>only parliament is allowed to vote on how it works

Mouse guarding the cheese much?

Please tell me he got told to fuck off

Based Forlan gets it

Working up a appetite till they all go to McDonald's

CHUCKED

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>when you realize they forgot to remind the house of lords to vote
it's like they forgot how to politics ffs how can brexit last 3+ years?