Brit/pol/ - Baldyman edition

By attempting to recreate a failed european superstate again?

>PM to resign if her deal passes

How about not approve her deal and then kick her out?

I am sure I am not alone in this, but why doesn't the cunt just resign now? If I was literally completely shit at my job and everyone I worked with hated me, I would leave.

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My dog is German
My coffee is Colombian
My wife is Polish
My wife's boyfriend is Nigerian
My IT is Indian
My car is English
My food is Italian
My TV is Japanese
My diamonds are South African
My licorice is Australian
My computer is Chinese
My wine is French
And I am a proud UK citizen.

Fuck Brexit and fuck racism.

do we even have any cars anymore? i suppose tvr maybe oh and lotus

>european superstate

it was a superstate but probably not in the way you intended to mean

HONKHONKHONKHONK

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WHY CAN'T WE HAVE AN EFFICIENT HIGH SPEED RAIL LINE RUN BY THE GOVERNMENT FOR THE PUBLIC GOOD, TAIWAN, CHINA, SINGAPORE SOUTH KOREA, THEY ALL FUCKING DO IT

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By LARPing?

it is a superstate in the way that it forces other countries to follow its ideology wether they want to or not

just buy an astin martin m8

pastebin.com/6bUeDafC

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All killed by Mossad or the security services?

Checked

My ladyboy partner is made in Thailand
My prostitutes come from Poland
My father got a girl pregnant in Ghana
My mother remarried a man from Portugal
My cocaine comes from Albania
My meth comes from Iran
My court-appointed drugs councillor comes from Nigeria
My psychologist comes from France
My hate of the world and all the fucking degenerates in it comes from Jow Forums

Showing racism the red card today lads.

I feel really bad about those girls getting raped in Ghana. My heads really fucked about it. It's all madness

My oven’s Dutch
My crotch is Brazilian
My influenzas Spanish

Lotus is owned by China.
TVR is still British though along with Aston.

ASTIN MARTIN 4EVER

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>flags and public decor is larp

pic related

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And McLaren is British (although it does have a arab share holder)

Anyone up there need tanking?

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>dude hitler just wanted peace lmao

Totally not a glowie aircraft

half my town is like this cunt

>Efficient
>Run by the government
Pick one

Oh yes user
youtube.com/watch?v=zTXxjQpEYqM

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Royal Mail was better when it was state owned

Lmao

twitter.com/FishJef/status/1110924281343410176

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>>after we kicked Saddam out
>That's boasting
That's not boasting, this is boasting.

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Yeah, because it had no competition

Don't you dare

Based and checked

>DHL
>Yodel
>UPS
>Hermes
>DPD

My pasta is ancient

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as they should be!

Scotland is the true power of the UK.

Please tell me ur bait, read about how the Chinese have applied EOS to their high speed rail network

jews are based , britain would be irrelevant without them

BT has always been shit even when it had no competition (it still hasn't really got any)

>conquering uninhabited land and bongo bongo land
>achievement

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none of these deliver letters or parcels..............

Every single one of those in your list have delivered packages to me that are completely fucked. Apart from Hermes, they just delivered 5 days late.

The empire was ultimately a blunder for Britain. British prosperity was built upon you basically being the 19th century's china, exporting shit everywhere. All those colonies ended up being a great big stone around your neck. Only India (and the Suez canal) was worth a damn.

Honk

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im pretty sure they all do and ive had plenty of parcels from them

tvr is still russian i think aston martin is italian and kuwaiti. nothing is british anymore

They all deliver parcels, and DX delivers letters (badly)

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Then what do they do?

Even India was a drain, Malaya was the only one that really turned a profit

I mean in the UK, not the hundred acre wood

>flags and public decor is larp
>implying that's all there would be

Pair of QRA Typhoons chasing fucking gopniks away

Turn up with a mangled cardboard box with whatever it was you ordered fucked beyond recognition and expect you to sign for the pleasure.

Stop living in the past lad

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That was a comfy thread last night talking about glowniggers staging wanking accidents

Accidents?

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expand ?

we had to keep the french from stealing our ones.
Also parts of africa wernt as easy as you think, before we invented the gatlin europeans never made it far into the interior of western africa

DPD pretty much only do amazon at this point
DHL is pretty much the same
same with Yodel
hermes and ups idk its rare i ever see them

Renew proposal for the Imperial Federation.

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Why can't she just resign now?

Amazon have their own logistics now

What happened to ira/pol? You lads get bored of wanking to semtex memes and decide to invade based/pol?

still amazed at the khashoggi family connections

They outsource a lot, Stobarts pulls amazon trailers

She is using her own unpopularity as a bargaining chip, it's really quite strange

Reminder to /kick it out/ lads.

Hear it? Report it.

kickitout.org/forms/online-reporting-form

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And amazon send out parcels right?

I've had amazon parcels from royal mail, hermes, dpd but never from amazon themselves.

guess what efficiency isn't the be all and end all of a successful service, especially if it needs to run in the interests of the public.

Paymasters won't let her until the deal is passed.

The really shameful shit IMO is the "principled" Tory brexiters like Boris who have u turned on their rejection of the deal as soon as they got a sniff that maybe she would be gone and they have a chance of leadership.

Unpatriotic, traitorous, careerist CUNTS.

I think amazon only does LGV freight now, not personal delivery

Yes

Imagine paying money for a Jow Forums pass so you can shitpost over VPN, and then you choose to LARP as a frog.

not where I am, they tried it for about 2 months before they realised its almost impossible, then shut down and gave it all back to DPD

Seriously fuck amazon. I’ve had them deliver things at doors a street away. Luckily I noticed the door in the photo, but next time I’m just going to mark it as lost because fuck them.

Discipline has collapsed in both parties

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royal mail while state owned:
>blazing fast
>dependable
>profitable

royal mail after being NEOLIBERALED:
>slow (first class is now 3-5 days, usually 5)
>destroys your packages or leaves them with nig neighbours, ignores your SafePlace(TM) and specific delivery instructions
>probably will go bankrupt in 5 years and get completely stripped by american companies

fuck tories, fuck spivs

they have independent contracters to do the last mile, normally if it get something of amazon its some romanian with an unmarked van,
I live in londonistan so its probally different elsewhere

She will. If parliament won't approve her deal (which as things stand right now it wont) and rejects no deal the only solution is a long extension.

A long extension requires MEP elections, both of which (long extension and MEP elections) May has said she won't do as PM.

The Welsh assembly still owns some of TVR, and AM is a PLC, still headquartered in the UK, which is about as British as you can hope for in that industry today, but still not very.

In Victorian times you could post a letter in the morning and it would be delivered that afternoon. Four collections and deliveries a day. Progress is a meme.

labour cunts cost me £200

DPD are the worst at wrong delivery address. Royal Mail deliver to my address but the parcel is usually fucked. Hermes will usually deliver to my address but literally a week after i order

Ha ha just a coincidence old boy. Now get in the bag

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I used to live in Brighton and the royal mail wouldn't even bother ringing the doorbell, and it wasnt just once or twice it was every single time. then you'd get the note saying you missed the delivery and have to go to the delivery office the next day its fucking bullshit

FUCK THIS;

tutor2u.net/politics/reference/elective-dictatorship-executive-dominance

GET MORE OF THIS;

tutor2u.net/politics/reference/direct-democracy

or...

REINSTATE THE MONARCHY

Was pretty smug about finding that out until I spoke to my Dad about it today and he said those connections are pretty well known if you were an adult in the 80's. Adnan Khoshiggi was a well known person. Funny how the media never brought it up while reporting the case though