/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - NPCS EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Hannity 9PMET 3/27/19
>GOPAd: No Collusion 3/27/19
youtu.be/qUUYP14rmrg
>GOPAd: Democrats Lied No Collusion 3/27/19
youtu.be/KosFQXV2IDo
>Pres Trump Awards MoH to Army StaffSgt Atkins 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459234-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/Interim FLoV Rosales 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459249-1/
>VP Pence bilat w/Interim FLoV Rosales 3/27/19
youtu.be/MkSPoLnPQEg
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 3/27/19
youtu.be/kzeAPXEXXHw
>CBPCommr McAleenan Presser on Southern Border Crisis 3/27/19
youtu.be/L4WAqBEqDYc
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Marcus Luttrell 3/27/19
youtu.be/mn5CSpOCz3c
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Lou Holtz 3/27/19
youtu.be/w1M-mx5zloQ
>TrumpTV Real News Update (Lara) 3/27/19
youtu.be/p1dNGX3IqJE
>SoS Pompeo @House on 2020 Budget 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459006-1/
c-span.org/video/?458918-1/
>AssistNavySec Geurts/Navy Leaders @Senate on Shipbuilding 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459211-1/
>AssistDefSec Schriver/Mil Comdrs @House on Indo-Pacific 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459103-1/
>FAA/NTSB Officials @Senate on Airline Safety 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459047-1/
>Sen Lee Shitposting @Senate 3/26/19
youtu.be/sK27NZon11w
>Pres Trump departs US Capitol 3/26/19
c-span.org/video/?459183-101/
>Pres Trump arrives @US Capitol 3/26/19
c-span.org/video/?459183-1/
>VP Pence @Natl Space Council Meeting 3/26/19
youtu.be/ZQkoFuNWXg8

OP pastebin: pastebin.com/nygxu29R
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youtube.com/watch?v=C_mxxWB7Bfg
nbcnews.com/news/us-news/college-admissions-scandal-accused-test-taker-mark-riddell-plead-guilty-n986976
angrybearblog.com/tag/donald-trumps-voyeurism
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

I love Kellyanne.

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>56% of Americans believe 2+2=5, mathematics needs to be rewritten

MAGA

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LA GOBLINA

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What kind of jobs does /ptg/ have?

>309
IMPEACH THIS BAKER. WALK THE PLANK.

>33% of chinks in a single fund
what could possibly go wrong?

What did he mean by this

AWOO~

>56
What are the magical properties of this number, that it should appear so often?

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Based president is for sex with minors.

Trump: “How would you like to be the husband of the wife who was playing around with a 14-year-old kid? Unbelievable. By the way, did you see what she looked like?”

Imus: “Not bad."

Trump: “Not bad? Yeah, I’d say so. I know a lot of guys who are trying to date her right now.”

Imus: “Well, I don’t know what teachers looked like when you were in school…”

Trump: “None of them looked like that, believe me. So do you think this 14-year-old kid is scarred forever? He might have put the moves on her! It might have given him confidence, actually."

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Wilburine needs to find a way to crash that fund.

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Literally nothing.

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Israel, like Europe, must pay for the service of US military defense/conquest. Our sacred blood and treasure does not come free. Or cheap! Thank you!

The Guild will hear of this.

Peepee?

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YIKES

youtube.com/watch?v=C_mxxWB7Bfg

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>russians are still raping old german women
Kek!

Only leftists take CNN polls. That means like 77% of people in the US now realize the russia thing was a massive gay criminal lie

Pirate is jerking off to kac between baking breads

are chinese people robots?

Competitive Biscuit-Sogger.

You aren’t?

I go door to door repairing broken piggy banks. I get paid in coins and folded bills.

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Doesn't everyone?

Soon.

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I'm a luthier.

Arbeit Macht Frei, weis Macht baby.

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Poopoo

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they are insects, gotta follow the pheromone trail

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I see Styx is baking his evil satan bread again tonight.
>Thank you for baking

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HVAC installation, no install today or i'd still be at work lol

>mermaid
thanks, but i'm not a cloaca fan

fucking soros's eyes are twinkling like it's channika
yea what fucking morons amirite?
>puts another $200 in S&P500 fund #3826

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wow

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I thought all Harvard grads automatically make big money.

Why take SAT Tests for a living?

nbcnews.com/news/us-news/college-admissions-scandal-accused-test-taker-mark-riddell-plead-guilty-n986976

A Harvard alumnus accused of taking SAT and ACT tests for college-bound children of wealthy parents embroiled in a massive admissions cheating scandal is expected to plead guilty to charges of conspiracy to commit mail fraud and money laundering, court documents show.

Mark Riddell, a 2004 Harvard graduate, allegedly secretly took college board exams for students between 2012 and this past February. He was paid $10,000 per test, according to prosecutors.

Don't Harvard grads get cushy jobs after graduation?

Why do this?

Don't Chinese people think their internal stock market is akin to gambling?

BREAKING: TRUMP FOUND GUILTY OF VOYEURISM

angrybearblog.com/tag/donald-trumps-voyeurism

Trump interview Tonight

Ordained minister

Anyone got that screen of that article from the feminist talking about wanting to fuck Trump supporters? She was mad about it.

Trump 2020

Warehouse worker

Hey /ptg/, anybody else here like hot chicks? I sure do haha!

>Trump is pro-/ss/
Thinking man's fetish.

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RBG IS FUCKING DEAD

as a bot i am insulted by your comment!

Tucker's line about the last Japanese soldier coming out of the jungle in 1974 made me look it up.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hiroo_Onoda

I'm not any kind of weeb, but this whole story is one of the most moving things I've read.

No, there's usually some logic behind a robot's actions.

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professional turtle-rider and amateur empanada eater

You’re fooling nobody, Huggers.

Prob the last job i expected to see posted

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>he doesn't floss over the corpses of his enemies

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You got the bodies from Fairy Tail.

that's a recipe for revolution if it pops.

Tucc stole that joke from Twitter. Dilbertman I think

>Everywhere there is fun, right-wing youths spring up

>$10,000 for taking a high school-level test
How is that not a cushy job?

I'm changing my last name to Poklonskaya to pretend like I've married her

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You can't fool me, you silly gypster.

>quick clem the goy aren't scared enough!

i remember when you used to t-bag your kills. damn kids these days have no respect for traditional taunting techniques

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Worse, we're soulless meatbags

freelance graphic designer/illustrator
p/t at a print shop

That's the most cucked thing I've heard all day.

Work on a printing press.

First there will be drug injection sites. next there will be designated Rape sites for immigrants.

Based and insect-pilled

56% of america has been covinced by the media that you are guilty untill proven innocent.

cnn gets mad when called enemy if the constitution

I've never played Fortnite. I'm doing something wrong.

Huh?
Not even gay, that I can tell you.

5 min warning
TUNE INTO HATTITTY AT 9
TRUMP INTERVIEW

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You’ve got a soul if you can recognize soullessnesd

>Hey /ptg/, anybody else here like hot chicks? I sure do haha!

Go away, Cory

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Chinkers, out of all the chinks you're the only one with a soul.

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Grocery department manager at a small local chain
I make more than all my friends who went to college

(((The Proponents)))

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>if I can just set the stage
Hitler did nothing wrong

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That could enable behavior like this, if you think someone found a way to game the casino you'd only put your money with them. Its like if you would give your money to blackjack card counters you would.

He does that often.

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it's a cnn poll so take that 56 as real as the 6 gorrilions

Picture in the OP says 56% of Americans believe Trump hasn't been exonerated even though he objectively, indisputably has

>most moving things I've read.
I always took it for a good reason why we were justified for using nukes on Japan. We would've been fighting soldiers like this man to man to win the war. We would've never gotten unconditional surrender

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Hey aussiebro

Be gone faggot. Keep that gay shit on reddit. Don't bring it around here ever again.

Chinks love gambling

shit i forgot to buy the monsters

>injection sites will save lives during overdose
what if I'd prefer not to save the lives of junkies?

alt-right recruiting centers like minecraft and roblox need to be banned immediately

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He should hook up with Buttgag ..dream ticket

CNN's anchor

anyone have a stream for fox news they don't mind sharing? Want to watch Hannity