You’re now the CEO of CNN due to clever hijinks

Host a segment on tinder thots roasting incels.

Spend a week making fun of yourself telling the truth, fire everybody, and reboot as real journalists. Win by being the best or die out being a joke. Honk HonK?

Get this "It's my third day on askreddit" fucking thread off of this board you unfathomable faggot.

Crash it with no survivors

Simple. I kill the Batman

I'd post her nudes. But then, I'm not a faggot.

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Everyone on the network is fired except Anderson Cooper.

>Hire Gavin McInnes because the media hates him.
>Hire Tim Pool
>Hire Dave Rubin
>Steal Tomi Lahren from Fox
>Hire David Clarke Jr

How does it all turnout with this lineup?
>Anderson Cooper
>Gavin McInnes
>Tim Pool
>Dave Rubin
>Tomi Lahren
>David Clarke Jr

How the fuck could you forget Milo?

Gas the kikes?

I continue doing what I'm doing and funnel excess funds into nationalist media. Eventually CNN crashes and burns as a testament to its failed narrative - acting as a foil to the newly emerging nationalist media.

Shut it down, sell off all assets. Fire Everybody. Live of profit interest

This and use my huge undeserved income to try to fugg OP's pic.

Accelerate the nonsense reporting into total absolute madness.

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Ask on national prime time
>if white genocide isn't real, what was the holocaust?

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Sell to the highest bidder and take the money and run

Send all my camera crew to find out what happened at Sandy Hook.

Just start playing anime 24x7 and see what happens

broadcast this song 24/7 until my ex realizes I was wrong:

youtube.com/watch?v=L-ip02FknUo

If she doesn't take me back broadcast this song 24/7 until CNN goes out of biz:
youtube.com/watch?v=RRKJiM9Njr8

poor user

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Play The Greatest Story Never Told on repeat until the FCC shuts me down

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Turn name to WPNN. White power news network

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sell it to trump for pennies on the dollar

first post based post

Change name to national inquierer

Play anime, have a one hour evening news segment featuring happy news, then more anime. and at midnight, an old school sci fi movie.

cancel everything and broadcast only content about home canning of food and retroactively change the acronym to mean "comfy canning neets"

>get hillary clinton on for segment
>kidnap her, strip her naked and drop her in one of those shitskin cesspools in europe
>broadcast her rape live on televsion

Who's in favor of immigration now huh?

Sell my stocks in it and use it to move to Costa Rica.

Otherwise make actually unbiased news until I have the stock prices to do so.

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nothing because warner won't let me

File bankruptcy or liquefy the company and cash as much of the assets as I am allowed to for myself. I don't give a fuck about propaganda being left or right

Report opinions on only jews and Israel.

command everyone to start pouring constant sycophantic praise on israel and jews, highlighting and glorifying every attack against palestinians, highlighting all of their political, financial, and cultural "achievements," and praising them endlessly for their tireless work to stop Trump at any cost

checked and you beat me to it

The only correct post

The first headline will be "Despite being 13% of the population...."

Expose zionism, Drumpf is colludimgnwith Nuttyahoo and not Putin.

Put Ryan Dawson in charge of Mid East News Dept.

Give Ann Coulter her own show.

Give E. Michael Jones his own show.

Hire Dan Carlin, have him run it. Woulden't work if I blasted 14/88 but removing the liberal bias with an alien like him would atleast open things up to freedom of thought.

Three days straight.

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1) Fire 70% of the libtards - release their records!
2) Hire Jeremy Clarkson as a lead anchor
3) Vince Vaughn gets his own show
4) Hire all the good ones fired from Fox News for #metoo crap
5) Do pro-American documentaries and publish online

>Hire third-party respectable private investigators to interrogate all employees regarding their political affiliations and motives.
>have forensic IT team recover, copy, and download all internal and external communications
>transfer all employees to shell company payroll
>negotiate sale of CNN assets to OAN, FNC, or Hillsdale College
>when investigative report is finished, announce that all employees are terminated, CNN has now been sold and make all third-party investigative files publicly accesable on web site.
>former CNN employees sue CNN but CNN didn't fire them
>CNN exists only as a repository of information so that the public will know how the have been deceived

I send him to a real disaster zone and hope he dies there

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>Step 1) Get a Tailgater Sandwich at TJ's in the CNN food court because that shit was good.

>Step 2) Finish my delicious sandwich while taking my sweet time to enjoy it.

>Step 3) Stand up on table.

>Step 4) Announce literally everyone is fired -- except the food court employees -- while making my best Ted Turner imitations.

Step 5) Liquidate everything in Atlanta and move the entire operation elsewhere.

Step 6) ???

Step 7) Profit.

Rebrand it as MNN, Meme News Network and just air memes 24/7

have them compete in a no holds bar chutes and ladders match. The winner gets to keep their life.

massive redpills

Get Rachel Madcow into a private office and batter her to death with a giant,black rubber cock,ala Hatchet Harry.

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Fire everyone. Hire Owen Benjamin, Steve Sailer, Pat Buchanan for starters. Vox Day for production or strategy but not on air. Give the r/K Anonymous Conservative guy an hour or two after midnight, position it as a tv equivalent of Coast to Coast if necessary. Need a voice scrambler and tv avatar to keep him anonymous, but that can be part of the schtick. Neon Revolt 10-11 pm or 11 pm - midnight, give the boomers something to fall asleep to.
Embrace the madness and move the Overton window basically.
And, acknowledging none of the above will happen anywhere, there really is a market opening to the right of Fox News now that they're cucking on their recent hires.

Do some actual news. (There's a lot)

this

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beat fox's cuck owners by putting alex jones on at 9pm every night.

redpill it into bankruptcy

probably jerk off.