/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - EVERY SPELL & SCOURGE OF GOD MAY BE OBEDIENT UNTO ME EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
magapill.com/

ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>Pres Trump on Hannity 3/27/19
youtu.be/FTxuTA9DZfQ
>Brad Parscale on FoxNews 3/27/19
youtu.be/OHEeIJcl5k4
>DoDComptroller Norquist @House on 2020 Budget 3/27/19
dvidshub.net/video/668226/
>AssistDefSec Rapuano/Mil Comdrs @Senate on Space Ops 3/27/19
dvidshub.net/video/668197/
>GOPAd: No Collusion 3/27/19
youtu.be/qUUYP14rmrg
>GOPAd: Democrats Lied No Collusion 3/27/19
youtu.be/KosFQXV2IDo
>Pres Trump Awards MoH to Army StaffSgt Atkins 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459234-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/Interim FLoV Rosales 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459249-1/
>VP Pence bilat w/Interim FLoV Rosales 3/27/19
youtu.be/MkSPoLnPQEg
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 3/27/19
youtu.be/kzeAPXEXXHw
>CBPCommr McAleenan Presser on Southern Border Crisis 3/27/19
youtu.be/L4WAqBEqDYc
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Marcus Luttrell 3/27/19
youtu.be/mn5CSpOCz3c
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Lou Holtz 3/27/19
youtu.be/w1M-mx5zloQ
>TrumpTV Real News Update (Lara) 3/27/19
youtu.be/p1dNGX3IqJE
>SoS Pompeo @House on 2020 Budget 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459006-1/
c-span.org/video/?458918-1/
>AssistNavySec Geurts/Navy Leaders @Senate on Shipbuilding 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459211-1/

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I love Kellyanne

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youtube.com/watch?v=C_mxxWB7Bfg

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Winning Big League!

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I have it on VERY good authority that there are girls in THIS VERY thread. Everyone put on your coolface.

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Auntie

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>If he goes to the gnats
>our top 2 QB prospects are a nigger and a kike
w-we're all g-gonna m-make it...

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Have all of these abuses of the Constitution and justice system redpilled any normies on the true nature of our modern "democratic Republic?"

Are we ready to pick up the torch of the Roman Empire and crush the globohomo in the name of the West?

I don't believe you.

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AWOOOOO

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Thanks for baking and KACing!

>dragons
>skeletons
who here misses runescape?

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and I promise I'm not black.
Where teh white girls at?

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nn frens

keep arguing about benis and vagin and handegg and maybe we’ll all end up together in one of e*a’s yarnboard insanity collages complete with commentary and carefully selected BTFO posts.

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oh yeah, I guess I am.
Didn't think about that.

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all "females" posting are just FBI agents and fedniggers IRL

she said she wasn't. so we need a wojak version of her crying behind a smiling-wojak mask

Night buddy!

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THIS IS AWOOVEMENT!

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Filename.

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i sure don't

You have actual retards in other threads saying prosecuting Hillary or Obama is what the neocons want to distract from immigration. Ignore that Trump campaigned on locking her up.

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Wow, so THAT'S how Gronk celebrates...

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Awoo = CPL's life
CPL = CPL

RANKINGS OF STUPIDITY IN /ptg/

FOURTH PLACE
>you're not getting a wall, you're getting a physical barrier

THIRD PLACE
>diversity will lead to a more homogenenous society

SECOND PLACE
>ethnicity isn't based on genetics

FIRST PLACE
>there are girls itt

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Will American's ever stop voting against their own interests?

Take a look at their f**** healthcare system and education systems and try not to laugh

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>runescape
Nope. But Hydlide, now that was a game

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>and KACing!

Forever and always.

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nn fren, at least I know you have a penis, that's what's important
>unless that rumor I spread about you being a gril and HP being a guy turn out to be more than 50% true

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>they bought the bait
>huggers finally gets to be treated like just one of the guys again
Good for her, I knew the stress was getting to her

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did tom cruise die?

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Your thirst changes nothing. Only 12 years old girls are allowed on /ptg/.

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don't rama rama nigger
no one wants to pay to keep fat nigros on the dole

If this post gets at least 5 (You)s from different IDs, I'll give my puppy a piece of my delicious steak.

If it doesn't, I'll post a webm now of me giving him a swift and brutal kick.

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At least pick a good NES rpg. Like Dragon Warrior. Now there was a game.

It would be extremely painful

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>that post
I really can't beat myself up too much, that is convincing AF.

Old /b/ said it best.
>Welcome to the Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are federal agents.

>no one wants to pay to keep fat nigros on the dole
>he says as he can't afford to go to school

It's very comfy now.
What a relief

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sleep is second in importance to wadur

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and a song. with only one tune

>He’s getting old and tired from running from The Gay
i'll never forget the "i really really like women" thing he did oh and then he admitted to jacking off before every game

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>Are we ready to pick up the torch of the Roman Empire and crush the globohomo in the name of the West?
Not going to happen. American's just don't have the backbone, balls or wisdom to accomplish such tasks. I wish they did because I know most don't even like their mentally ill govt. American cowardice is very frustrating to other countries.

literally did

>If it doesn't, I'll post a webm now of me giving him a swift and brutal kick.
don't be a nigger, you fucking nigger

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>suspect had a samurai sword
>officers were shot in the arm, hand

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if anything, this has only redoubled my hatred for you

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not gonna lie, that title sounds fucked, Jim

...

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There's no time for arguing brother, everyone needs to get plenty of sleep to be in top shape for tomorrow's rally

I want ethnicity jew to come back and argue again that was a really fun day

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Whoa now I'll tell you what, when I got my free copy of Dragon Warrior with my Nintendo Power subscription, yup Nintendo had a customer for life

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Is the US finished? Trump is focusing on healthcare nonsense rather than putting every effort into preventing the US from turning into Mexico. The CBP says they are overwhelmed at the border. What. The. Fuck.

It still isn't fair...
IT STILL ISN'T FAIR!

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>I did
>so therefore everyone else in America can
Wew laddie

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go huff more gas

>huggers
>existing

Obama will be the first former president sent to prison.

Was this yours?

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If you want it so badly then the answer is clear. You must BECOME KAC.

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Are you still awake?
Want to watch Ghost Stories Episode 5?

pls feed pupper

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people have to stop falling for the the daily (((spin)))

YOU JUST OWNED MIKE LEE
BAZINGA

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Even all the miscreants of Jow Forums never guessed that CIA were lurking as bronies.

Can confirm. Dragon Warrior was amazing.

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imbue us with more of your wisdom, like how manly and straight it is to cry at the sight of niggers touching each other

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fucking hell those hips

>Enix has no intention of selling DQ in the US
>Nintendo picks it up and reprograms the whole damn thing
>Sells were so bad they gave the game away with subscriptions to their magazine
And that's why Dragon Warrior guy should be in Smash Bros.

>Star Wars
EVERY FUCKING TIME
though Mike Lee is still a faggot but still fuck these niggers

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It just may have been :)

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Go break a leg

Part of a larger excerpt from the Bornless Ritual:
>Hear Me, and make all Spirits subject unto Me: so that every Spirit of the Firmament and of the Ether: upon the Earth and under the Earth: on dry Land and in the Water: of Whirling Air, and of rushing Fire: and every Spell and Scourge of God may be obedient unto Me.

dont hit doggos

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Niggers and Jews
Bad News!

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Someone's immigration request was denied

Jar Jar is the key.
Jar Jay
Is
The
Key.

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>not wanting to see the dog get a swift kick

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man... that hurt me to just read the pic. Can't imagine watching the clip. The cringe is strong

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Those fags WERE on old /b/. There are now /b/tards embedded in every branch of the military, civilian agencies, industry, entertainment (Taylor Swift), and the White House.

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Sure, I don't mind doing it later than usual. Need something to make up for this shitty day anyways. Press play at 12:55?

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mike lee is a faggot about trump sometimes but i still think he's one of the best senators we have

in what way is that funny?

Mossad did the NZ shooting

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>Press play at 12:55?
sure

>Need something to make up for this shitty day anyways
awww, that sucks. I hope things get better for you. Shitty how? do you want to talk about it?

I just want everyone to know that Trump has blessed Israel and will be blessed in turn

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manlier that chipping a nail on an D-minor key, you immense girly-man

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Awoo this one, I need it for my boros boost jank deck

>this salty that a future SCOTUS seat has a sense of humor

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