You are walking down your street and one block away this exact guy from the video shows up. He yells "WHAT'S UP GIVE ME MONEY MONEY MONEY OR I TAKE YOUR LIFE!" and charges you.
Conditions: 1. No help 2. You cannot run, you have to run 3. Fight lasts until you incapacitate him (he wants to kill you tho) 4. You cannot pick up anything from the street, it's a man vs. man fist fight 5. NO WEAPONS - BURGERS PAY ATTENTION - I understand you may have 100 guns and carry them everywhere, but in this scenario, for some reason, you have no weapons on you
Useless eaters. Africa, India, China. Billions of useless "humans".
Leo Perez
if he just springs on you like that then probably not. You'd have to see him coming to have a chance at all.
Josiah Walker
>allowing a nig to get close to you >relaxing around blacks, ever
Camden Hill
One block away is plenty of space between you, no?
Jaxson Peterson
Yes. Do you guys not have street fights over there? Niggers are idiots who can't fight, they just swing wildly. If you lose to one (instead of the huge gaggle they usually run around with), honestly you deserve to get mugged.
Chase Richardson
ok so I just read that you have one block of distance between you and him. I think I could probably fight him off, but probably not to the point where I can detain him or incapacitate him. If he keeps coming until that happens then I'd probably lose. He looks like he's just too crazy
You pretend your scared and give him everything you have, then you suckerpunch him while his guard is down. You dont stop there and try to grab his head while he is still dazed, get behind him and snap his neck.. too easy.
Samuel Ortiz
Something along the lines of tackling, gouging his eyes out while trying to sever the common carotid artery with my teeth.
I will win the battle with jewjitsew skills. But AIDS will win the war. Weak skin Bois, shoulda gotta get those vitamins.
Landon Walker
Jesus did you never learn how to apply an arm-bar? The "crazier" he is, the easier he will be to take down.
Christian Bell
>preface:don't go to prison because this is not an exaggeration or an edgy joke it's just the crap you have to do to get by I've raped scarier niggers than him
Jeremiah Foster
Homosexuality is legal in India now. Jow Forums shares a lot of fake data on India.
Isaac Morales
punch him in the throat as hard as i can as long as it needs to to kill this nigger
Logan Thompson
Don't know but would go all out on him.
Henry Diaz
>Think of my lovely blonde, blue-eyed gf for motivation >Let out war cry as if qualifying for the Führers personal bodyguard >Make an effort to look as mad and threatening as possible whilst sprinting towards the assailant >Jump and turn in order to torpedo my feet into his chest >Finish him off whilst he's laying on the ground >Break his neck when he's unconscious just for good measure Don't be a fucking jew
Sebastian Diaz
#5 is unrealistic. we do have guns everywhere.
having said that, maybe if I was able to take him down first, I'd have a chance. I'm not a big guy.
Chase Walker
Disappointing. But also not my point. It was to point out the migrants lefty pol loves will eat them alive and screaming given the chance.
I'm 6'2, 200 lbs and boxed now for over 10 years since I'm 12. Never lost a fight outside the ring. I've beaten up grown men since 14. I've been in fights since then with up to 8 oppenents at once. I will kick this nigs ass to Amanda.
Jonathan Scott
>5. NO WEAPONS - BURGERS PAY ATTENTION - I understand you may have 100 guns and carry them everywhere, but in this scenario, for some reason, you have no weapons on you system32.error
Wyatt Carter
>Don't be a fucking jew A lot of whites do this mistake when fighting blacks. Don't have the expectation of honor or of a fair fight. They certainly don't. The usual route is one big one getting your attention then his friends jumping you.
Do whatever you have to win. Save your honor when fighting other whites.
Bentley Foster
take a look at mister big boy pants over here a real big boy with real big pants who also wears a big boy belt
Samuel Price
>Can you defeat the migrant? I train fighting multiple times a week and I'm big and strong so probably yes.
Wyatt Howard
Exactly. Niggers might look tough when they chimp out but there's enough videos of then getting scared away by a cat or other stupid little animal. They're cowards; if you appear fearless and having nothing to lose, they'll get scared and you can beat them. Do exactly what they don't expect you to do.
Xavier Adams
Look up fighting compilations etc. Blacks win over whites because they punch first. That's the sole reason. Never take a chance, always punch first. Since you're white you can get away with it anyway!
Xavier Ward
Since I carry it end like the scene in raiderss of the lost ark with the idiot getting a sucking chest wound. Only an idiot fights fair.
Luis Ramirez
Damn it user
Lincoln Murphy
I'd welcome my brother and we'd defeat these native cucks
grab him by the nutz and squeeze real tight that his unborn children feel it also theres a place inbetween the shoulder and neck that sunken use ur elbow or fist and hit it as many times or push ur thumb into it find pressure points but manly go for the nutz and squeeze tightly or kick in the nutz if your in a hurry to get somewhere.
Grayson Morris
You're the kind of person that would get sucker punched in an alley by an immigrant.
Nicholas Roberts
I think that I'd take that guy down if I attended 2 months of boxing classes.
Mason Long
this! niggers never fight fair anyway
Aiden James
We should help the poor soul.
Gavin Torres
>flag
Mason Bell
He's the kind of person that'd just suck a migrant in an alley.
Chase Martinez
>Can you defeat the migrant? yes, because I lift heavy, run, and practice kickboxing he's fucked
Julian Cruz
kick him in the balls as hard as i can and knee him in the throat
Jack Clark
>Since you're white you can get away with it anyway! True. Telling the police "I feared for my life" does wonders. The cops hate niggers and will generally believe they are the guilty party.
Brandon Cook
this. I would exlain to him that it's the porkys oppressing him, and that I am a proud member of the proletariat just like him. He would let me go for sure
Brayden Nguyen
Can I use pocket sand ?
Aiden Ortiz
>BJJ >Break him or choke him >hes out of comission >i snap all his fingers >stomp his elbows >smash in his knee caps >crippled nigger
one less nigger threat to society.
Evan Diaz
i mean if you have sand in your pockets its at your disposal i guess
Homosexuality should be pushed heavily onto India and other neighbouring countries in order to stagger their ever increasing population rates I bet they themselves are sick of living in overcrowded shitholes and would agree with this
Ethan Scott
When he attempts to spear me, slide in the guillotine. Easy. It's my go to for bar fights since 90% of the time it ends up on the ground. I do prefer a rear naked if given the opportunity though. In addition, if he's willing to kill, so am i. Throat and ears are no longer off limits. Rip and tear.
I've been lifting for years, and have been training JKD and kali for over 7. That nigger has his head on a stick, one hand down, the other flailing. I would fucking destroy that retarded nigger.
Daniel Bailey
4. You cannot pick up anything from the street, it's a man vs. man fist fight man vs ape you mean. No race but whites believes in that stupid "honor" shit anyway. That is why you will lose. You kill the demon by any means necessary. A demon does not have honor.
Cooper Edwards
It's not about honour lol
Jayden Perry
In you conditions I will lose 100% of the time. In my conditions I stand a chance because I am going to fight with any weapon around me.
Robert Sanchez
Too bad they hate you, the only they have in common with us.
Easton Reed
He's walking bow legged=genitals exposed. Hands not up=eyes, nose, and chin exposed.
Oliver Nelson
The reason I can not win is because I have been inside for 7 months straight (due to winter, I fucking hate going outside in winter) and on the computer like 12 hours a day.
I have become super weak. I am nothing but a nerdy pussy now.
I poke him in the eye with one finger and take his wallet.
Benjamin Wright
And this probably describes 90% of Jow Forums. We would fucking lose because we are computer addicted weaklings.
Cooper Perez
:(
also checked
Benjamin Diaz
Just fight. If a monkey attacked you, you would not ask it to leave you alone.
Nicholas Johnson
>Let out war cry as if qualifying for the Führers personal bodyguard Won't have any effect. Negroes are immune to this tactic. >Make an effort to look as mad and threatening as possible whilst sprinting towards the assailant They're fearless. Their brains are not like ours. It will not scare him at all.
Asher Lewis
kek never change
Ayden Jones
I always carry, nigger dies
Joshua Morgan
>there's enough videos of then getting scared away by a cat or other stupid little animal. They're cowards; They only fear cats and dogs only because their African brains are wired differently than ours. To them a cat is a lion subconsciously. And niggers are 90% subconscious operators. They do not fear another human at all, no matter what you do.
Zachary Barnes
I’ll just show him a job application
Josiah Phillips
>we are computer addicted weaklings No, you are cunt. You. Fix yourself or else you deserve to have your bloodline die out
Chase Scott
Yes. Always be willing to go 10 levels beyond your opponent and you’ll beat them physically as well as mentally
Mason Lopez
>tranq him with a blowdart >tourniquets >cut off his genitals, hand, and feet to sell to the chinks for "medicine" >wake him up with smelling salts and record his last moments as I disembowel him and make a street art piece with his intestines
>They're fearless ...no. They are the biggest pussies on the planet outside a jew. Have you really never fought one?
Carson Barnes
Yes
James Lee
Well I live in the center of 90% black city and you live in Europe. I think I have more experience than any European. Their brains are not wired the same as us. They fear no man. The blacks in Europe seem to be different than our blacks anyway.
Luke Cox
Too late, we're going to ask endless autistic questions about this.
Anthony Reyes
No European can tell me shit about blacks. You are in Europe ffs. I live in a 90% black city.
Jack Martin
No European can't tell me shit about blacks. You are in Europe ffs. I live in a 90% black city.
Jonathan Hughes
We have gypsies, same thing
Blake Cook
Me and my friends fight with refugees every weekend, a guy like him has definitely heart but if you are training some full contact martial art then its not a big deal. they arent fighters they fight without any technique. It would be a nice fight.
I lived in Florida for almost a decade, I know what niggers are like. I know what actual Africans are like too.
Ryan Cox
kek
WHAT A GREAT SHORT STORY THO
David Young
I've spent over two years in Africa. I lived in a 99.9% black city. Blacks are pussies the moment they are confronted with actual resistance.
Oh they will front and strut when they have their whole extended gang with them, but 20 niggers jumping you doesn't speak to their fearlessness, it speaks to their weakness.
They also can't fight, if you have basic training you should win 10 times out of 10
Leo Davis
Reach for my revolver
Jose Ortiz
Did a cartoon cigar explode in his face?
Mason Parker
This, fresh off the boat brown people are the weakest cunts on the planet too. All th Americans ITT already submitting kek
Ian Turner
Thats why I always take my guitar with me, hell of a weapon. do not underestimate.(from my experience)
>Kebab has been neutralized
Josiah Morris
Yes.
Lincoln Ortiz
The fuck happened with your post number? Anywho
Mason Johnson
Poo in loo please
Hunter Nguyen
Dejen estúpidas preguntas autistas la solución a todo esto es la guerra racial
Alexander Cooper
I shoot him because I’m legally open carrying a 44 magnum. The police arrive and admire my piece while the coroners tag the nigger.