/ptg/ PRESIDENT TRUMP GENERAL - SOMEDAY, I WILL TELL YOU THE SECRET! EDITION

PRESIDENT DONALD J TRUMP @POTUS
whitehouse.gov
donaldjtrump.com/
@realDonaldTrump @TeamTrump @TrumpWarRoom

>b-but Trump hasnt done anything!
promiseskept.com/
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ARCHIVED LINKS pastebin.com/ynXV6CHT
WH Public Pool/Schedule: publicpool.kinja.com/

NEW APPEARANCES
>HUDSec Sleepy Ben on FBN 3/28/19
youtu.be/ga2ljdowvfM
>Pres Trump on Hannity 3/27/19
youtu.be/AW1ygw00px0
>Brad Parscale on FoxNews 3/27/19
youtu.be/OHEeIJcl5k4
>Kris Kobach on Dobbs 3/27/19
youtu.be/iysrfbmnnII
>DoDComptroller Norquist @House on 2020 Budget 3/27/19
dvidshub.net/video/668226/
>AssistDefSec Rapuano/Mil Comdrs @Senate on Space Ops 3/27/19
dvidshub.net/video/668197/
>GOPAd: No Collusion 3/27/19
youtu.be/qUUYP14rmrg
>GOPAd: Democrats Lied No Collusion 3/27/19
youtu.be/KosFQXV2IDo
>Pres Trump Awards MoH to Army StaffSgt Atkins 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459234-1/
>Pres Trump meets w/Interim FLoV Rosales 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459249-1/
>VP Pence bilat w/Interim FLoV Rosales 3/27/19
youtu.be/MkSPoLnPQEg
>CEAChair Hassett on CNBC 3/27/19
youtu.be/kzeAPXEXXHw
>CBPCommr McAleenan Presser on Southern Border Crisis 3/27/19
youtu.be/L4WAqBEqDYc
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Marcus Luttrell 3/27/19
youtu.be/mn5CSpOCz3c
>TrumpTV Real News Insights w/Lou Holtz 3/27/19
youtu.be/w1M-mx5zloQ
>TrumpTV Real News Update (Lara) 3/27/19
youtu.be/p1dNGX3IqJE
>SoS Pompeo @House on 2020 Budget 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459006-1/
c-span.org/video/?458918-1/
>AssistNavySec Geurts/Navy Leaders @Senate on Shipbuilding 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459211-1/
>AssistDefSec Schriver/Mil Comdrs @House on Indo-Pacific 3/27/19
c-span.org/video/?459103-1/

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MAGA!

MAGA

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Dudes a faggot

>And the secret is kikes
TRUMP WAIT!

Awoo

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Ahhh Spring

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What are your favorite homocaust lies? I think the masturbation machines, ovencoasters, and burr/eagle cage are mine.

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trump general? trump generally needs to eat more old pasta..

GOD ALMIGHTY JESUS CHRIST HOLY SPIRIT

GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
1488 1776
WORLD WIDE

#America #Freedom #Liberty

Our World. Our Time. Our Future.

A Holy American Empire to rule the world for 1000 years.

America, the Heartland. Jesus Country. Western Nations as satellite states. Maintaining individuality and autonomy. Retaining history. Australians stay Australian, but with American Freedoms and Liberties. British stay British, the French, French, etc.

Full Freedom and Liberty.

The biggest baddest empire this humanity has ever seen. Waiting for Jesus Christ to save us. With Holy Spirits help. God protects us from Jewry and any form of oppression.

This is so the European(white) male can live well. That's all its about. So we can start families and continue the works of our Father.

Retain our history, thousands of years in the making. A global effort by the commoner. For our greater good. We craft our future.

Remove Kike. Remove Foreigner.

One last War. Our World Forever After

S H A D I L A Y ~ B R O T H E R S

Fucking Heebz...

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See!!! Pence doesnt hate gays!

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WOODEN DOORS, TONY

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Is the House session worth tuning into? or just same muh Russia shit?

That's guiados' wife ?

my gf loves the BBC. what do i do anons???

schiff is going through a list of "this is not ok" kek

Republicans on House Intel just formally called for Adam Schiff to step down as chairman.

Even the normies have had enough of her shit

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The Johnson Treatment. Based whipping.

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Graham was on Ingraham last night and said in his talks with Barr that the question is not IF spygate is going to be investigated but HOW. DOJ run or Special Counsel

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Kek. Best meme of 2019.

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>Avennati going down
>in addition to all other fuckery, links found to nxivm cult/Seagrams heiress
Pic is playing ball and will likely lead to some interesting results. It might require looking at the headlines sideways, but I think some bigger fish are going to fry. This thing has tentacles in all directions.

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> EU's advantage in AI competition: having no AI

odd flex but ok

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Italian gangsters are dope

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Yeah.

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>online training course for work
>estimated time 2 hours
>boss man telling me it needs done today
>none of this will help me with my job

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All of them.

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>they're death camps
>no, work camps
>no some were death camps, the ones the Soviets liberated
>all the other ones were work camps

Had this playing in the background to your webm.
youtube.com/watch?v=HPgQ61kX9wU
Goes together quite well, actually.

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Three Hours to lunch and Im fucking STARVING!!!!

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Anyone update that trump will never meme? Just clear the investigation and vetoed the wall right?

Sleepy Ben Carson making media appearances?

I like it

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k, keep me posted

>This thing has tentacles in all directions.
Luckily, so do /we/.

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>was that wrong? Should I not have done that?

Trump will never grab my gf by the pussy and get her nice and wet and ready for me.

Bow to your Kushner masters, /ptg/.

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Democrats failing to overturn the National Emergency veto was pretty good. They think they are in power, but they really are not.

Reminds me how Microb keep calling Seine Saint Denis (place full of illegals, mostly africans, skryrocketing illiteracy and unemployment) a potentially new "Silicon Valley" (his words)

I think its interesting how every camp the allies liberated were work camps and every camp the soviets liberated were death camps. Meh... I'm sure its just a coincidence.

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20 meters of ashes; bladed/electrocution machines; gift gas delivered from shower heads in unsealed room; no mass graves found; jew bodies burn hotter/better as explanation for lack of sufficient fuel for cremation; 'gassed' victims looking exactly like typhus victims; making soap from people starved to the point of no body fat; census showing fewer than six million jews in Europe before war yet six gazillion purported to have died while most of originally verified population escapes; Eisenhower; Patton

I could go on.

they seem to have picked up a few radicals. causing trouble.

But which one was the silliest to (You)?

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When they learn how to reflect, they will become unstoppable.

thing is: her Name won't carry her too far. she IS a Kushner now, not a Trump. Juniors banter will carry him further than Ivanka, who can only play her womeme card.

Michelles' legacy ... nog dancing with celebrities

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I dont understand arguing about the holocaust simply because the nazis did without a doubt remove some minorities and political prisoners to camps and a lot of them died. Arguing over the number is just kinda silly.

It makes me think.
>bladed/electrocution machines
How did they think that one would work?

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She can play the Jew card too.

> Feinberg

>Gorssman
Kek! Grossman was censored by Stalin towards the end of the war because he kept making up shit and the NKVD was worried that people were starting to catch on.

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>making soap from people starved to the point of no body fat
really makes me think
lurk moar newfaggot

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T-This doesn't mean I lost or anything c-cucks

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best news source, she's a keeper

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Bill Kristol needs to shut the fuck up.

>boomer meme: photo of clint eastwood with impact font top & bottom text
>zoomer meme: photo of some random nigger in rounded rectangle with arial font above it

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I don't know if they were right to be worried if people bought this crap.

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oleageanous prick

Just when you thought Trump couldn't get any better, he apparently caused Barbara Bush to have a heart attack

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I think so would only be fair

Worst part about the zoomer meme is that it's meant to blend in on social media sites as twitter, Instagram, and facebook all have white backgrounds with arial font.

>They do like the number 6 million a lot.
I'm certain they imprisoned a lot of the jews. They were sick of their shit and some were, undoubtedly, victims who had their property taken. People have died in prison camps throughout history. What about what they (jews) did to the Soviets? That number was 20-25 million. This is one of the reasons I like the Ruskies, they aren't crybabies. I know that I see a small change in the tide concerning jews, I just hope I see a Real investigation into their bullshit and are fucked for real this time. The problem is that they are such accomplished complainers and know how to pull the heartstrings of wimpy whites. Merkel is a demon.

People tend to believe whats written in a newspaper or books. If you can mix in lies with truth then the lies become believable. Look at what we've been through the last two years. The Russians didn't do shit in 2016 but 90% of Democrats believe they did. Thats the power of a lie.

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The entire Bush line needs to be destroyed. Throw Yeb! and Bush43 into a cage with a burr and birb.

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Trump is finished. You fools put all your eggs in one basket with Mueller. Schiff will get him!

His children are not like him.

>Bill Kristol needs to swing from the end of a rope.
FTFY

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Contraception is treason! Death to abortion!

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>It's been reported
>Feinberg

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>How did they think that one would work?
In a highly sympathy-evoking manner, obviously. And it worked quite well.
>never forget the bear and the eagle!

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Barron 2044

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I don't usually drink covfefe but if I do McDonald's covfefe is the best not joking.its the only one Ill drink.
'just one smell'

Wasn't suppose to be a lie so outrageous that no one thinks it's a lie and repeat it constantly?
How much of that success was because of people unable of calling out the glaring faults of said stories without being called a knotsee?

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Also, Junior is a likeable guy with some charisma.

Sleepy been is wide awake this morning

twitter.com/SecretaryCarson/status/1111218929337290753

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You shut your mouth. ¡Yeb! deserves to be thrown into a tank with a sea turtle.

>TRUMP BTFO YET AGAIN
Im sick of losing guys
When do we win again?

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Based...say it with me

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teh face of ptg

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>revenge tour
I want to see trump burn all his enemies.

To be fair, China's AI will likely turn all matter in a radius of one billion light years into an Huawei phone.

Any stick to beat them with, I suppose. If it forces Facebook to stop tailoring its ads to specific demographics it could quite seriously damage their ad revenues (unless they fudge the numbers again, like they did with Facebook video).

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What kind of sea turtle?

Jews dindu nuffin (1/2)

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Posting a few of the top voted political ''humor'' I found on plebbit. Bigots beware

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.., a good thing.

they really, really deserve it

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Dr Sleepy Black is one of Trump's best picks.
He gets a lot of work done w/o jumping around in the spotlight. Wish he did more interviews though, he's really interesting to listen to.