Now that Game of Thrones is over how long before a HBO Brexit series? UK politics right now is pure kino

I want a 'The Thick of It' movie on Brexit.
I want Brexit with Malcolm fucking Tucker

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Seriously though. Brexit was voted on months before Trump became president.

>swearing is funny

Because parliament has to vote on the details of how, all they need is a simple majority but parliament is riddled with party politics, game playing and conflicting interests
After two years of opposition parties refusing to back to government they forced through votes on their own proposals and all eight of them failed to get a majority too
It's a fucking mess buy highly entertaining

there's already a movie with benedict cumberbatch that nobody watched

I'm sure they will make 10 biopics about this. embarissing shit.

Because Brexit wasn't defined as to what it would look like so everyone has a different vision of it.

Pleb

>leave the EU
>just use WTO rules for trade

Wa la.

because brexiters were all totally delusional about what leaving would entail, and now that the details of the various options have emerged, they're realizing just hard hard it will fuck them, whatever they do.

Because democracy doesn't work.

"But at least the monarchy's good"
>No!

>what it would look like
doesn't it mean withdrawal from the EU? Why are there so many different visions if it?

Can someone explain the situation?

It's so complicated. They voted to leave, but why can't they agree on a deal with the EU? Are some politicians still holding out for a revote? Isn't it in everyone's best interests that an economically favorable deal succeeds, why the fuck would someone vote against that?

They voted for it. Let them get fucked.

If you are so mature what are you doing on /tv/?
Shouldn't you be out making contributions to your retirement fund?

No, binary choice was to leave or stay in. It was the governments responsibility to negotiate a deal as promised in the general election by all parties.

Because brexit can take many forms and everyone has a different idea on what it should be like

Not everyone agrees on the relationship the UK would maintain with the EU, if any at all.

Where you from, a tax haven?

one of the big issues is that half of ireland is in britain and the other half is an independant country in the EU, so there isn't a border between them, and there used to be, and there used to be a fucking lot of horrific violence and stuff.

So it's very hard for britain to leave the EU, without putting a hard border there. and that's like throwing gasoline on a fire which has mostly died down.

They want to leave while keeping the good aspects of the EU intact. I guess people disagree on what those good aspects are

>It was the governments responsibility to negotiate a deal as promised
what they promised was a lie

>Shouldn't you be out making contributions to your retirement fund?
I work from home, wagie

Because Brexit was voted on before a plan was correctly put together.

they assumed they would get special trade deals with the eu when they left for some reason, and now they are desperately trying to beg the EU for mercy

just take back their potatoes and let them die

Why are the Irish such actual niggers?

>Can someone explain the situation?

a old commie femcel

Which is why any mp that tries to overturn the vote should have their heads on spikes

We had a canada plus option on the table but treason may said fuck that

this

>they assumed they would get special trade deals with the eu
And they were correct, the EU is offering them deal after deal and they keep saying no.

Ausfag here I've yet to hear a concise answer but basically
>general population wants to leave because UK has become a dumping ground for eu's shit immigrants
>turned full children of men 2006 the country is at breaking point in a economical shit sandwedge if they leave they won't have the eu to prop them up anymore so short term will be even worse long term much better though
>globalist elites don't want it because it's a easy heaven to park all their money in (eu) banks as well as other reasons
>it would cause instability in the eu even more than it currently is France Italy and Greece would pull out as well since they are just as bad off if not worse
>Turkey wanted in for years but erodogan burnt that bridge years ago so everyone is scrambling to get out and basically waiting for UK to go first nobody wants to be the first one to leave the eu for fear of the others possibilly pussying out and backing out like the brexit shit
Could be a frexit itexit grexit etc

I think this is the older perspective, at least the part about other countries leaving. Following the Brexit shit show, they'll all try to avoid that embarrassment. It's also much harder for other nations to leave, because everyone except the UK uses the euro.

Remove crumpet

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>UK has become a dumping ground for eu's shit immigrants
"No", migrants had it easier coming over because once you've step foot inside the Schengen zone, you won't be hampered by any border controls until you've made it to Calais but most of these migrants were headed for England anyways (luster of the economy and ease of the language), and weren't shooed there at all by the EU. France even breaks up the migrant camps stationed at Calais every other month.

>long term much better though
I'm sure they'll have a great time being bullied by the EU, US and China on trade terms over time. Tremendous way to grow your economy.

>Turkey wanted in for years but erodogan burnt that bridge years ago so everyone is scrambling to get out
I... what?... Most Europeans are happy that the Turks finally loosened their grasp on that silly idea so we don't have to be confronted by the UN as being "le rayciss" for not letting them in.

>"No!"
No is a word that means to disagree, or to object.
>"Commons"
Means the house of commons, its kinda like congress or a big building with all the members of parliament (that the public votes for in their constituency, and a constituency is essentially the location in which you live)
>"votes"
Means to decide on a verdict
>"down"
Opposite of up
>"EIGHT"
The number that comes after 7, it is a digit that is under 10.
>"different"
Not the same
>"Brexit"
A name made by the media to refer to the public vote to leave britain, it is an amalgamation of Britain and Exit, hence Brexit
>"proposals"
Used to refer to a plan of action
>"-"
Known as a dash, used to seperate groups of words
>"including"
in addition to
>"second"
a version of something that implies it comes after the first. followed by "third"
>referendum
a public vote on an important matter
>"AND"
in conjunction with, or addition to
>"no"
see above
>"deal"
an agreement involving two people or more
>"-"
see above
>"leaving"
opposite of staying
>"EU"
abbreviation of European Union
>"exit"
to depart from
>"plans"
a proposal to achieve something
>"mired"
held back or ruined
>"in"
this word is hard to describe in this context, so I understand why you don't understand this
>"new"
opposite of old, something that has the latest version of something
>"level"
a platform or a stage usually in a 2d platformer
>"of"
google it, kinda hard to think how to describe this
>"chaos"
disorder or disorganization, in this context it means we're royally fucked.

>get thousands of your own people killed when you could have just waited a little while and had a peaceful vote
Potato intellect

>kill millions of irish people and wonder why they start committing bombing campaigns
jew intellect

They've been doing that for a good while now. I guess it is an attempt at trying to get younger people to read news as well.

Is this a thread where Three Arrows and Guardian posting antifa faggot writes dozens of posts about how Brexit was a mistake, even though his repulsive clique is against the existence of British country and british people as a whole?

I've told you a few times now to stop replying to my posts, do it again and I'll fuckin' report ya

underrated

Try me bitch, I'm behind seven proxies.

>millions of Irish die over a fucking century ago
>this is a valid cause to nig out
Yea no

>shit sandwedge
lol

they voted down like 8 different options for brexit, no brexit, more votes and other shit.

Just curious, when do you think english authorities stopped killing Irish people? Specifically what year?

>grexit
should have happened a long time ago

>UK politics right now is pure kino
A bunch of bumbling twats with no clue what they're doing? Everyone's bored of it.

I'm pretty sure Germany is a more popular migrant destination than the UK
>I'm sure they'll have a great time being bullied by the EU, US and China
Two of these have already offered strong trade deals to Britain and a deal with China is beneficial for them more than the Brits

Until the grave? Do you lack basic reading comprehension

You said in the millions nigger, when was the last time Britain was responsible for that many Irish deaths? Even within two orders of magnitude?

Yeah, except for Denmark
Sweden
Croatia
Hungary
Bulgaria
Slovenia

No, I just don't let zoomers bother me

For the benefit of the other nations
The only reason greckwrecks were allowed to join wasto ease tourism from other nations, too bad no one visits greece more than once after enduring the scam that is greece

>They voted to leave, but why can't they agree on a deal with the EU?
The deal was basically a surrender pact similar to the one that Germany signed after WWI. That was her opening bid, ass first, above her head. EU told her that that isn't enough.
As it stands now, the contract says that literally nothing will change, UK will pay nearly 100 billion fine, and lose any and all rights to decide or vote on anything.
Makes sense that literally everyone regardless of party affiliation is against it.

The entire British economy is dependent on the EU's free trade area. Part of the Brexit sales pitch was that Brussels was full of pussies and would let Britain stay in without subjecting them to any of the unpopular stuff that the EU does (migration).

This turned out to be wrong. Now nobody knows what to do since leaving without an agreement in place means trade is going to be more or less frozen at the border. It also causes problems with Northern Ireland, which only became peaceful because of the complete lack of a border between them and Ireland proper, which was only possible via EU membership.

>zoomer meme
Is your job writing russian fake news articles for 20 cents each? Because you make yourself seem that thats the only thing your limited brain capacity is capable of

Reminder that if you're a pro EU super nationalist with a hard on for technocratic governance you will be first against the wall.

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Frozen borders will hurt Germany more than it will hurt UK due to exports and Trump is already smilling his shit eating grin on the horizon when it comes to deals.

About time the Queen dissolved this band of incompetent globalist subhumans.

Seriously, I wish queeny would hurry up and pass on so Charles can finally do some real shit

You kids don't understand post-modern politics at all.

>all the news about brexit constantly means no one is paying attention the porn block that's about to come into effect
April 1st will be a fun day

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Moe like Brits can't get Democracy to work. As
and
have illustrated, no formal plan was outlined for how a hypothetical Brexit would work before they got everyone to vote on it. I've voted on Propositions before, and when you vote on them, the bill is already written. The average citizen would never read the full text of them of course, who has the time, but SOMEBODY reads it and summarizes it, and various groups angle for what they think people should vote, so when you're voting, you're voting yes or no on a concrete, specific proposal. Brits somehow haven't figured that out, and Cameron basically had everyone vote on their preconceived notions on what leaving the EU would mean, and when the result came in he wasn't hoping for, with no plan in place, he bails to let somebody else clean up the mess he made.

Trump already signed a deal with the UK that was to basically keep everything the way it is.

I don't know why everyone is assuming the world will viciously tear the UK apart. The only people that have an interest in not giving them an excellent deal is the EU and only so they can stop other countries from leaving.

I have terabytes worth of porn stored on my own personal cloud, I'm fine

Are they really gonna do that? Seems so crazy. Then again, it IS britain...

>You kids don't understand post-modern politics at all.
What is so hard about it - kill all whitey, gib.

And thats a good thing!

>organize a Brexit plan with the EU BEFORE leaving
Can you not see why this is retarded and would guarantee a terrible EU deal?

The UK literally can't handle the import volume that will be coming in if they have to process it like it came from overseas, which is a reason why they need a delay.

Also the UK's growth is based on London banks, which will no longer have access to the EU's markets and are relocating to Frankfurt now instead. The Germans will be hurt, but fine. The Brits are going to lose out more.

They'll do it for a month, maximum, before realising it isn't working and changing the system to make it basically identical to how it is now but pretending like it's still the new system.
>downloading porn
Really? I'm gonna use it as a time to enter into a brief no-fap unity with my fellow country men until it gets too hard and I just use the websites that aren't blocked. That, or it will encourage me to actually go out and get laid

You're right, it's a much better idea to jump first and figure out how and where you're going to land later.

This is sort of true, but exaggerates one side of the issue and ignores the other side.
The Irish thing is a really huge part, as is the economic side. The migrant side is basically only an issue to the uneducated who don't realise how immigration will change once it goes into effect.

Seriously, I love how Theresa's trying to sell the deal by promising her own resignation now. She's literally threatening to stay on as a shit pm unless we agree to her terrible plan

It's better than deliberately jumping on a spike, yes.

Game of thrones is just changing it's name to starwars

based

>ctrl-f: license
>phrase not found
enjoy prison eurofags

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>downloading porn
Sometimes stuff gets taken down really quickly and it's hard to find again, it's easier just to download it and that way you know it's not going anywhere, plus I can watch the stuff on any device

>another referendum
NO
>no deal brexit
NO
>more Muslim and African immigrants
YES

try the correct spelling

You mean all phoneposters, not bongs

how has nobody thrown a grenade yet into this shitfest of a parliament

Why doesn't the Queen do anything? I get it's all symbolic now but surely this is a constitutional emergency. She should dissolve parliament and negotiate brexit herself.

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>deliberately jumping on a spike
Explain to me why you think not having a plan before you ask people what they want is better than detailing a specific plan first, and having them vote on that.

>be ausfailian
>want to limit immigration of Muslims
>told that technically I'm an immigrant and the country belongs to abos
>get my DNA checked
>I'm 98% English
>seriously consider returning to my native land
>it's been invaded by Muslims

We're living in a fucking clown world for sure

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I just want to give the foreigners on here the update and advice about not bothering to have any hopes for for the UK to become non-cucked. Here is a summary of what has happened and will probably happen.

>UK votes to leave
>Majority of parliament, including majorities within both main two parties, are R*mainers
>Theresa May, the Prime Minister (and a remainer and cuck), agrees a """deal""" with the EU
>the """deal" is literally just: we pay the EU £39 billion and we contractually sign away our ability to walk away from the next stage of the negotiations; in return, we get to stay in the EU as we negotiate and beg for an economic deal
>PM's deal is rejected twice by parliament
>we were supposed to leave on the 29th if we didn't have a deal but it has been pushed back and will be pushed back again if necessary (we need the EU's permission to do this, but they know that parliament will cave)
>now a large section of parliament is trying to vote on options other than the deal or walking away (most of these are variations of remaining)
>the supposedly non-cucked Brexiteer Conservative MPs have turned in to cucks and say they will now support the PM's deal, because the alternative could be Remain, not no-deal

So, the PM's deal will go through. The next stage of negotiations will be parliament choosing between two choices: A closer relationship with the EU (having its regulations) or something else. And if the UK tries something else (like have its own product regulations or disagrees with the EU), the EU will kick it in to the "backstop" (read as "cuckshed") where, as the PM's deal says, the UK can only leave with the permission of the EU.

picrelated: His meme potential is dead. Bury it. Consider this mercy.

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