Kraut/pol/ & AfD-General - Support your local Hornbach Edition

>upcoming elections
EU nuthouse: May 26 2019
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/europawahl.htm
Brandenburg: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwbb
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/brandenburg.htm
Saxony: Sep. 1 2019 #ltwsn
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/sachsen.htm
Thuringia: Oct. 27 2019 #ltwth
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/landtage/thueringen.htm

>Polls
wahlrecht.de/umfragen/

>Meme Collections
postimg.cc/gallery/nhhpfo06/
myalbum.com/album/GQh1fBMtneIw

>Kraut/pol/ OP pasta
pastebin.com/raw/tQ6bf5iW

>What do
Create Memes, spread Memes, attack the narrative.
Join AfD or IB or Einprozent; counter subversion.
Get Jow Forums.
Spread flyers and stickers.
Discuss politics with people; call attention to the Unrecht.

>English language analysis
youtube.com/watch?v=lEwGObGrUK8

>Counter culture
>Laut Gedacht
youtube.com/channel/UCII9X0AMyy21VRwSVBjeBrw
>E;R
youtube.com/channel/UC4BZtFgtCuHUt0p8J-XENiA
>Ruhrpott Roulette
youtube.com/channel/UCMm8lMIzU3Zss1rWf4dgv-g
twitter.com/xuriousmusic
radical-esthetique.tumblr.com/
de-de.kikebook.com/WolfPMSneu/
arcadimagazin.de/
twitter.com/germaniapol

>Get active
afd.de/mitglied-werden/
identitaere-bewegung.de/mitglied-werden/
einprozent.de/mitmachen

>AfD TV (german)
youtube.com/watch?v=d9u01H4OD_8
youtube.com/watch?v=nlycry7Kc9o
youtube.com/watch?v=eb7_WbJlm_g


>Einzelfall map, case log
google.com/maps/d/viewer?ll=50.81216753012352,11.303021784765633&z=6&mid=13VaJa8XDU1vklF9xamz2kVQNJxk

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Other urls found in this thread:

youtu.be/Z3iNXwHBKoI
youtu.be/ssFkn26AEZE
youtube.com/watch?v=nn-zYXfdi1Y
youtube.com/watch?v=_1rngcRIvPQ
qz.com/299003/a-quick-history-of-why-asians-wear-surgical-masks-in-public/
twitter.com/faznet/status/1111327859581296640
youtube.com/watch?v=NeQM1c-XCDc
youtu.be/S-0rF1HJL2U
dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/lay-or-lie
dailymotion.com/video/x74ws8r
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

youtu.be/Z3iNXwHBKoI

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youtu.be/ssFkn26AEZE

great ad. why are the koreans so butthurt?

>youtube.com/watch?v=nn-zYXfdi1Y

Mergel big vaginas
Show MerkeL bobs

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that butthurt korean comments xd

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we're getting the good shit tonight.

no idea, saw the ad a week ago or so and thought it was pretty good but now everyone loses their mind, didnt expect asians to be such pussies

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lmao
we probably look the same when black male + white female ads are being shown

nice memeflag, kerstin.
the difference is: if we were to complain, we'd be called racist, not the other way around.

SO WHAT IF ANNIKA WANTS THAT BBC, WHAT IS IT TO YOU!?

my dear Germans, so you thought that AfD was your ticket out? you thought that you will vote your asses out of our fair revenge plan?
Elohim indeed made you brainless...
did you honestly think that you could do ANYTHING within the system WE created? 70 years! 70 years we fucked your brains and you still don't get it. but fret not, this is over and you lost your point of no return.
memes aside, I happily rub my hands now.
it's over, submit and maybe some of you will get few villages as reservation for our amusement.

Yep, it is not symmetric as obviously the white people are the "evil" ones. Frustrating on the first sight, this shows you clearly who the enemy is.

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> Literal gate of babylon

Fuck Germany you’re all dumb

exactly!

Fuck Israel you’re all dumb and smelly

there there, goy, just don't get in over your head. remember who rules you

>exactly!

Duuuuuh, if there are no nations, then Israel is not anymore and in an open society, there are no tribal segregations. You see it in the new Atlantis how your little Jewesses crave the BBC, the latter producing semen in overdrive as Jewesses are considered 'white' for them.

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he he he he... but you're a dumb one
you think that this doublethink exposes anything? go out into the public and try it! you think it is something super duper secret? you think that by pointing out our policy for us vs our policy for goyim you make a difference? are you THAT dumb??? lol
I can't believe that, even though I see it with my own eyes! Oh Adonai!

No west => noone to protect Judistan from muslim hordes. Riddle me this, Chanberg.

>muslims
>a threat to Israel
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

How many Jews were killed during these years of diversification of Europe? and just how many whiteys?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!!

If Israel wouldn't be sponsored by the West, it would be destroyed immediately.

you are such a nigger faggot.

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said mister 'verbal IQ'

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but it is, and will be.
>b-but what if...
what if? WHAT IF? you pathetic little worms, that's all you can do - sit and post and speculate and wet dream about how this would turn out IF JUST [this or that]
this is how it is, and you can do nothing at all. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Moishe was right, this place indeed has the best humour in all of the internet. totally hilarious! seeing you goyim splatter your salive on the screens in powerless hate and then hang your heads and go to work for us the very next day!
said Mr highIQ superduper engineer and organizer Kraut... bending his knee to us.

the moment Europe builds an own army, thus becoming militarily independent from the US, you suddenly have an imperial structure in Europe with a sizeable Muslim minority. Could end up a very dangerous situation to small Israel. The Jews that are "talking that big" are either delusional leftists, who think they are winning bigly right now, and "jews".

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you want to kill me with laughter, I get it

Turn off the VPN lithanon

but im not bending my knee

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>Conditional statements are invalid

>hate
An objective prediction.

>go to work
LOL

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fug, you good

may I ask how you managed to find me out?

active posters are not that many in the first place, secondly, you are not completely dumb, but your posts have a high degree of sentiment/emotions (you projected this on me btw.)

You are pretty young, right?

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wrong I'm 40

although I'm eternally 30 in my heart :D

Bloody Amerimutts.

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What do you mean by that?

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Based Hornbach. They've got a history of triggering crybabies. The mock outraged crowd got their knickers in a twist over

youtube.com/watch?v=_1rngcRIvPQ

as well.

What's up with the moon language in the comments?

bump

lets start a story, ill start:
walking through the beautiful woods, an almost silent reeing can be heard in the far distance.

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>start a story, ill start
messed it up already ^^
*make a story, ill start

has any of you a link to download for H.A. Covington's "Fire and Rain" as well as "Slow Coming Dark"
can't find those no matter how much I search

Based and baumarkt-pilled.

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What in the fuck was that advert even about? Seriously, what the fuck is it supposed to be promoting?

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Gooks crying out against Hornbach-racism.

You can still find that in pdf format on one of the 8/pol/ literature generals.

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you check your Glock 7 - one in the breach, safety on.
thanks, will try!

>jetz werden hämmer draus gemacht, eigentlich traurig
top fucking kek, i love hornbach now

the question is: who are the ones the reeing is comeing from? its better to be prepared.

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you slowly begin your approach. dry leaves quietly murmur beneath your feat as you sneak from tree to tree towards the perceived source of sound.

can't find it. help plox, fren

I make sure that i have unhindered access to my kampfmesser. maybe i need to kill - i mean defend myself silently.

Hello lads, how are you doing?

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>Gooks call us nazis
>Hail Kim Jong Un!

lol

I'm sorry, it's been a long time since I was last on 8/pol/. I thought it would still be on there but the thread must have been deleted or something. Sorry friend, maybe if you go on there and ask in a thread or make your own thread requesting a link anons on there will be sure to provide you with one. Also I'm pretty sure you can just find it on google somewhere anyway.

cold steel feels reassuring in your hands. it speaks to you, the blood it soaked in, the lives it took.
Reee'er is now close, no more than 50 meters behind the small outcrop of bushes.
You take one step and suddenly...

>jewgle
nope. btw jewgle became completely unusable for freebies. and they filter the (((incorrect))) stuff completely.
>make a thread
probably will. will try searching for one more day before I do, though

...the reeing is cut off by a gurgling scream as a feral shitskin begins the long and arduous work of sawing through the crybaby's throat with his rusty machete sharpened on an inshallah basis...

Can it be time for a story?

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i see him. the leader of the meager basedgoblins and their bluehaired fat female counterparts. his unusually big nose is telling a definitive story. innocent pepes...

aaaaahhhhhhhh

first, then
you sit down on your heel a la slav-squat and keep quiet while the shitskin does the job. two bodies lie on the ground convulsing and spurting blood, shitskin pulls down his pants...

You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.

Those aren't North Koreans.

*lay

Cucked.

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no... it's "lie" damn I hate that verb

most sublime sweat from authentic german asscracks.
thats not hard to figure...

is that suppoosed to be a compliment?
you never know with the gooks

everything where things are made and not deconstructed are suspect to the postmodern mindermast

Why do Japs wear those masks?Even in some porn.I get it kind of air polution but is it rely THAT bad?

qz.com/299003/a-quick-history-of-why-asians-wear-surgical-masks-in-public/

I wonder if they're going to hand out freebies that smell like spring at this event.

hey, the story? well?

Did ya hear the new Rammstein song?

It's a mix of "we wuz" and megalovania.

lay is the old english version. so you were not even wrong.

Still thinking. Pottery takes time, sometimes.

some1 else wanted to continue the story and im not capable of thinking like a shitskin ^^

fucken, they really got raided

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This is how it ends.
Not with a bang but a whimpering nugoy.

twitter.com/faznet/status/1111327859581296640

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these people believe that we have generated that zyclone that happened lately because WE NAMED IT and predicted it. i just cant even.

youtube.com/watch?v=NeQM1c-XCDc

youtu.be/S-0rF1HJL2U

they laying it pretty thick with the "shitskins will kill all the whiteys" and album is "Deutschland". monkoids bearing their severed heads and all that. what did they mean by it?
dictionary.cambridge.org/grammar/british-grammar/lay-or-lie

The video would be great without the female nigger money.

...as he fumbles with his fly, you quietly, lovingly lay your trusty blade on the ground and pull the FAL off your back. He finally manages to undo his pants and drops forward into the thicket to get his dick wet. You use the noise from the twigs he snaps to mask the noise you make cocking your rifle...

dailymotion.com/video/x74ws8r

>Who only Europe know
What would be a fitting German Translation? Struggling with that sentence for some reason

is there salt to mine in the comments?

nah just a good song and some arguing about if its against fugees or not.

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you raise your rifle, line up the sights.
while it is very close and almost impossible to miss, you still go through the soothing routine of doing it properly. steady but soft grip, no tension. three deep breaths and 2/3 of exhale on the last. the poetic split second when world stands in pause while you pull the trigger...

>it depicts judenschweine in concentration camps being hanged and refugees
>yeah, but the refugees are unharmed, right?
>Y-yes, they are.
>excellent.

You have been of Pharez more than 3500 years ago, you are of Pharez today.

You carry the star of remphant and moloch with pride.
While our symbol is still the lion and always have been.
You invite(d) people of other tribe to join, eventho they are not Yehudim but of the other 11.
You know that the tribe of Yehudim was never meant to put up and bring up and bring forth the priests and highpriests.
That is for the children of Levi.
You have done everything to subvert and brainwash yourself; it didn't take you only 70 years but hundreds and thousands of years.
You jailed yourself.
And dear. The meshiach already came and was here and will return.
Let's ask Isaiah 53.

And only because many of you CHILDREN OF PHAREZ think, you can make him make speed and want him to hasten; you might check Isaiah 5 and what it says about pushing and making Yah hasten and making him speed.

BTW:
Y'shw' HMshJch

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not even moraöfagging by journalists who see their deutungshoheit business in jeopardy?
that be disappointing

...and BANG the rifle slams into your shoulder, interrupting your reverie with the slight surprise of a good shot. You know this one was right on target and as your focus shifts you see his body still shuddering in orgasm while the head flops to the side without support. Coitus interruptus, right at the spinal cord. This is one for the resume.

anyone? Stehe auf dem Schlauch