Brit/pol/ - clown parliament edition

MV3 how sad
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IT TURNS OUT THE KKK ARE BEHIND EVERYTHING :O

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I only just got in, are we having MV3 tomorrow or is Bercow still being a cunt?

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Popping to the local NP lads. Want anything?

when is Tony Blair coming to save us?

It's 'substantially different' enough for Bercow to allow it.

one NSDAP pls

Do all of the MPs fit in there?

HONKING HONK HONKERS!

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It's not an MV, it's just asking MPs to approve the Withdrawal Agreement, not the Political Declaration. If they do the Govt will introduce a new Withdrawal Bill rather than go for another MV.

Nationalism > civic “nationalist” dirt worship

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Didn't realise it was in the OP, the OP posts are so bad these days...... So basically it allows for a delay so he's all for it. Then the big screw job begins

There's not enough seating area for them, which is why when the house is full a load of them stand by the doors.

No, in busy debates it's standing room only

ECI (The Jewish EU Lobby Organisation) is having its third annual national conference in the UK on the 30th of March.

Get ready to be kiked the fuck up!

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I definitely think there is a motive for Jo Cox to have been murdered in order to create sympathy for the Remain campaign (CIA manuals frequently tell groups to commit assassinations against non-entities on their own side in order to galvanise their base) however the way it was carried out just doesn't look like it could have been surreptitiously planned so I generlaly believe it was a real organic event. I don't know how they could have pulled it off if that's what they did.

thats EU at Brussels

This one?

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poor kike gurl

>Valerie Vaz
Wait Keith Vaz is still pretending he's not gay even though he was caught on camera having fucky fucky with Eastern European rent boys?

Fucking kek

Bravo Many thanks user *chuckles*

MP's will only vote on the withdrawal bill tomorrow (NOT the political agreement). I guess it's to allow Labour MP's (who want to leave with a deal but want to be closer to the EU later) the cover to potentially vote for it?

I was in a rush. Besides interesting stuff is in the threads.

didnt she loose her seat?

I remember when Vaz was funny with sid the sexist and that

There is a good (if long) video on Youtube about this, no doubt another user will have the link

Can you redpill me on MV and what the fuck is going on, on Friday?
Do you think Mi5 enjoy their jobs? Thinking of grotesquely ludicrous ways to kill people and then saying it was a suicide?

HOLY FUCKING SHIT A NO DEAL BREXIT JUST FLEW OVER MY FUCKING GREGGS!!!!!

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Orange and green tic tacs

I know, it was tragic how she was murdered in the tunnel by the paparazzi like that

Pleasure to oblige.
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then deaded they get stuffed in a sports bag and left like a Damned pervert quare

MV3 is going to pass tomorrow lads
Finally Brexit will be confirmed

Inspired by the last thread, let's write a letter to parliament expressing our grievances about their handling of Brexit, one word at a time. I'll start;
DEAR

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Meghan . she dies in child birth ..oh

Technically yes but politically pretty sleazy

>Do you think Mi5 enjoy their jobs?
I'm sure they do, obviously they recruit certain types of people to do those jobs

So happy we are finally leaving tomorrow and free of this hell

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Yeah, won it from Zac Goldsmith when he triggered the by-election then lost it to him six months later in the general election.

People voted leave to break the political system. Now we have achieved that, what next?

Why is everyone called "Cox". Fucking change that shit, it's an embarrassment. Get a normal surname.

>spoiler alert

>Kate McCann (not the child murderer) now a sky reporter
Hnnnnnggg

the great british betrayal

can't wait for the happening threads

>Kate McCann (not the child murderer)

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I highly doubt it. This "skinny MV3" seems specifically designed to get Labour or soft-leave (fake Tory) votes on board as without the core of the DUP and ERG they'll need them.
Trouble is that it is more in Labour's interest to torpedo the deal, further lampoon the government and try and force a general election then it is to pass the WA.

MI5
are a bunch of nerdy IT freaks who roam all day online shitposting and back stabbing anyone new
an yeah
Gchq are the same

SI passed last night with 500 votes. April 12th 11pm.

Circus of parliament

:)

Tomorrow

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alright gamers I'm just here to inform you that half life 3 will happen before brexit ok

peace out gamers

So i literally just woke up from a 2 year coma
how is brexit going lads?

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Starmer said earlier Labour will vote against it, unless he's flipped again.

>caring about hl3
fuck off gramps

Maybe they just outsource the dirty work to E squadron

What are you doing?

>kkk
>international
>being anything other then a fed honeypot

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it's marvelous. we're all extremely thrilled to be leaving the european union tomorrow at sundown.

Brexiteers rise up

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>Starmer
>Honest and truthful
That bog headed weirdo should be dangling from a lamppost.

HONK

>Remainer parliament, which fucked up Brexit, sitting on Brexit day.
+
>Outside large, angry Brexit protest

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Tomorrow we dine in Valhalla

God I was.

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I don't know about "Valhalla" but our politicians certainly want things to be "Allah'd". Fucking traitors.

The Jews run the United kingdom

Bercuck btfo

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Reminds me of that GCHQ pepe.

>Just put Charlotte to bed.JPG

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How do we stop phone masts from genociding pensioners fellow britanons?

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Why doesn't she have children?

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>"Tomorrow’s vote is not a meaningful vote it is a meaningless vote", says Chris Bryant
Christ you just know he was so fucking smug when he came up with one that last night.

>its almost as if he was just doing his job
nah must be some machiavellian scheme to achieve absolutely nothing?

>Theresa May's deal fails, Tory party replace her with another neo-liberal
>Come election time, public want change, overwhelming support for Chairman Corbyn
>The humble idea of Juche is implemented under the wise leadership of Chairman Corbyn and Comrade Secretary McDonnell
>Potato production exceeds 500%, peace and prosperity sweep the land
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Cival war happening guys, show us your warface

Saving herself for me

Faraday suits.

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Faraday cage.

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Stop paying council tax.

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Digits confirm flying no deal brexit.

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I fucking hope it's over now, no more "delays".
Also nice digit sandwich.

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The Question is as on the order paper. As many as are of that opinion say Honk.

Someday Brexit will be over...

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me at the top

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