Both claimed they were the superior European

America basically funded napoleon with the Louisiana purchase, then tried to take over Canada in 1812 at the height of the Napoleonic conflict.

and got their ass beat

You guys were jewing around trying to back native american rebels.

>both lost to the Rothschild Empire, the largest empire in Europe and the world
FTFY

England never had an impressive land army. But Germans, the true English, always have.

You are wrong on all counts Limey Cuck now put the muzzie dick back in your mouth cause you are so fucking tough. PFFFT

He could've wiped you guys out at Dunkirk. Don't forget that.

White fights white. Who wins? I (((wonder))).

Hitler was defeated by the Russians. The Brits as the other Europeans were ready to become Germans.

It's called paying back debts.

*stands in your assaults path*

www.youtube.com/watch?v=50_iRIcxsz0

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Who is the next European power to take on all of Europe? My vote goes to the western Euro caliphate vs the rest, but unironically

both were more manly than OP

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_1812#American_expansionism

Nah the British straight up provoked us into attacking. Same with muzzies and the Japs. Once the US retaliates suddenly no ones wants to play anymore.

Why do anglos love the jewish dick so much?

the us wanted new orleans, the REPUBLIC proposed even better : the whole of our north american colonies.

it was a golden deal for both. seethe harder, dear eternal anglo

Inferiority complex and hunger for Power are correlated to height
@dannyocoulson
alignable.com/aledo-tx/coulson-and-associates

Yeah and y'all lost to 13 colonies.

Btw

Have you pre-ordered your jack-off licence yet, bong?

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napoleon height is in french feet, not british feet, he actually was 1,76 meters, which is quite average

>both claimed they were the superior nation
>both repelled by a bunch of drunk libertarian farmers

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Hitler was bag-on average and Napoleon was slightly above though

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bang*

>French bailed out a bunch of drunk libertarian farmers

ftfy

The russians destroyed them idiot, not us

This. Both men and their causes were defeated as soon as they allowed themselves to be indebted to financiers who did not want their victory.

Guess our leaders like the money.

Native nations were having their lands invaded by the US that's why they fought, and even with that the Seneca sided with the US in that war because of their deal with George Washington and guess what?

Their lands were seized too.

Just take the money by force.

>RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULE BRITANNIA
>now bin that knoif m8
>BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITANNIA RULE THE WAVES
>oi you gots a loicense for dat patriotism???

You guys were tugged on strings by the jew bankers and carried by russia both times. Bony and Adolf lost to the eastern winter, not your redcoat-wearing motherfuckin' ninny ass.

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Manifest destiny.

The British empire lost to Jews in the end, so whatever

It definitely would have been the smarter thing to do. The rat saboteur money men were in on the ground floor, though, so to speak. Both wars were orchestrated to have specific outcomes, contradictory to Napoleon and Hitler's intended purposes.

It's not even the same campaign fuckers just invaded land after the treaties.

>LAUGHS IN STALIN
>LAUGHS IN NIKOLAY I

Without Russian Empire/USSR, the UK would've sucked frog and krauts dicks.

Thanks Allah, the anglo would be extinct in few decades because of niggers and pakis. Anglo is truly the jew of the west.

All empires lose to Jews eventually.

>It was the British who provoked us!
>posts a link confirming American encroachment onto British territory
You mutts aren't very bright

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*French, Dutch and Spaniards bailed out a bunch of drunk lolbert farmers

ftfy

France didn't lose to the British empire, we beat the shit out of them + all of Europe 6 times in a decade, what happened is that a single country can only go so far, the Russian winter débâcle combined with the internal turmoil in France and the fact that all our allies were backstabbing bitches caused our fall.
As always France lost to itself, were just that strong that we would be able to take the whole world at once then the country would collapse because some motherfucker would think he is the real redpilled legitimate leader and half of the country would follow him since this place isn't able to have a legitimate government after we decapitated the king and basically exterminated legitimacy from our power structure.
Mark my words, since Louis XVI has been decapitated there hasn't been a single legitimate ruler and France will never be able to have one ever again, by killing him we destroyed our own ability to be united under a government.

Shouldn't you be banned from the internet already? Oh, or is that next month?

Oh Well, lessons learned for next time I guess. History will only repeat itself until it's set straight.

They lost to Russia. In both cases, cowardly Anglo scum hid on their island while their allies did all the fighting.

You were born too late to be a proud brit. You empire is gone. Your ethnicity is disappearing. Your religion is under assault from it's own clergy. Your culture is dying from an autoimmune disorder.

Be nice to your dad! Ungrateful brat.

21 and I found it all, 21, 21, 21

>hitler lost to britain

lmao ok, keep thinking britain did anything other than be canon fodder while the U.S and russians crushed the nazis

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Stop being an abusive father! Treat your children nicely.

See Battle of New Orleans you stupid cunt

If it weren't for the Americans selling guns and sending troops to the UK, Hitler would've rolled over your naval forces in the English channel and annexed your shitty little island before you could say "Dunkirk".

>while the U.S and russians crushed the nazis

The Average American saw barely over a month of action in ww2, the Russians were also getting crushed by Germany militarily until Western Europe interveined

>France didn't lose to the British empire, we beat the shit out of them + all of Europe 6 times in a decade

Lmao, no sweetie

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yep. The real power never shows itself. World is probably run by some underground cult underneath the vatican wearing cloaks and chanting 100,000 year old spells like something straight out of elder scrolls.

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God of our fathers, known of old,

Lord of our far-flung battle-line,

Beneath whose awful Hand we hold

Dominion over palm and pine—

Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,

Lest we forget—lest we forget!

The tumult and the shouting dies;

The Captains and the Kings depart:

Still stands Thine ancient sacrifice,

An humble and a contrite heart.

Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,

Lest we forget—lest we forget!

Far-called, our navies melt away;

On dune and headland sinks the fire:

Lo, all our pomp of yesterday

Is one with Nineveh and Tyre!

Judge of the Nations, spare us yet,

Lest we forget—lest we forget!

If, drunk with sight of power, we loose

Wild tongues that have not Thee in awe,

Such boastings as the Gentiles use,

Or lesser breeds without the Law—

Lord God of Hosts, be with us yet,

Lest we forget—lest we forget!

For heathen heart that puts her trust

In reeking tube and iron shard,

All valiant dust that builds on dust,

And guarding, calls not Thee to guard,

For frantic boast and foolish word—

Thy mercy on Thy People, Lord!

and yet we've suffered the biggest and fastest imperial decline in history. and without any foreign aggression!

>The Average American saw barely over a month of action in ww2

So?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash_and_carry_(World_War_II)

>you'll never have a manlet king

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Way to go little brother. Should've let our uncle take reins from dad. Then dad wouldn't be suffering so much right now. He's too old to keep himself going.

Americans got slapped up and called for the treaty of Ghent, then post war

>"Anglo-American relations remained difficult for the next fifty years, but when crises erupted over frontiers and maritime rights, British statesmen subtly reminded the Americans who had won the War of 1812, and how they had won it."
pbs.org/wned/war-of-1812/essays/british-perspective/

Got reminded of who their superiors are.

>b-but muh battle of new orleans!!
C O P E

Hitler lost to America and Russia, he was destroying the Brits

True story:

The Jewish bankers selected the British to win in recognition of their bootlicking nature.

French and German citizens are considered rebellious, while Brits will uphold their caste system and stay in their place.

>be dominant world power
>start land invasion of Russia
Uh...

>Britannia rules the waves
>get BTFO in every naval battle of the War of 1812

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cash_and_carry_(World_War_II)

Jews throwing money at a problem doesn't equate to, and I quote the other user, "the U.S and russians crushed the nazis".

Get that non sequitur tf out of here

>without any foreign aggression

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hello mr. bong pajeet here
i see you have your independence day tomorrow.
i raise you a meme for your extraordinary endeavour of betraying your European brothers and sucking our dicks.

thank you and please do the needful.

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>Hitler lost to America and Russia, he was destroying the Brits

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WE

He did that because your Tsar, who was put in power by the anglos after they assassinated his father, kept breaking his treaties with France.
It was a gamble, it didn't pay off because it was rushed and he expected Russia to surrender if Moscou was torched.

Yes, if its one thing you people have in abundance its miles and miles of shit and snow and millions of peasants willing to throw themselves at an enemy

>mutt online tells me that Britain lost every naval battle in 1812
>meanwhile still won the war of 1812
??

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>we beat you 200 years ago
cool, shouldn't you be busy trying to negotiate your freedom with your eurocuck statesmen?

he was tho, if it wasn't for america and russia hitler easily would have won, this is an established fact

oh goodsweet christ. Napoleon? okay i give you that one. HITLER? oh yeah, britian was just kicking ass and taking names pinned down on their tiny island, before the AMERICANS came and helped them land on the mainland and get the war turned around.
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that was then. today? you arent to be trusted by your government with a pair of fucking scissors.

Napoleon kicked the shit out of europe while facing 5+ opponents simultaneously(during one of the militarized periods in european history). Hitler got BTFO once 1 country woke up during a time of relative peace.

Napoleon>>>>>Hitler

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>t.

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>pride yourself on being the dominant naval power of the century
>get absolutely humiliated by some breakaway colonists

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Britain has had more uprisings than France and Germany combined kek, historically illiterate mutt

The gross bastards stepchild no one likes. I don't know why he ever adopted you.

Shitler was an amateur, and it showed when he tried to control the eastern front.

Okay so you're not coping about losing the war of 1812? Great, there's one, 300million more mutts to go.

>if it wasn't for america and russia hitler easily would have won, this is an established fact

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They were aristocratic uprisings though

And the British empire lost to a bunch of Pennsylvanian stragglers LOL

Why are the best generals/emperors all from France? (Charlemagne, Napoleon, Louis the 14th etc)

>strawmanning to cope with getting raped by BRITISH BULLS in 1812

Don't worry, your whitehouse is still flaming to this day

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butthurt lime can't handle getting smashed by germans lmao

based and redpilled

The first step in defeating them is making friends with the Judea. A thing they both failed at miserably.

You need to realize the Monarchs of England have been kikes for a really fucking long time. It's why they were the first to nation to go full Protestant.

Britain didn't do shit in World War II. Russia defeated Germany cause they had superior numbers.

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>British empire

Lmao what empire you sad fucks? The Muslim caliphate of Great Britain?

*to a bunch of Anglo stragglers

The modern "American" is a mutt of Irish, Spic, native and Italian descent

If you're not Anglo, not only are you not American, you're not white.

"Which leads me to add one Remark: That the Number of purely white People in the World is proportionably very small. All Africa is black or tawny. Asia chiefly tawny. America (exclusive of the new Comers) wholly so. And in Europe, the Spaniards, Italians, French, Russians and Swedes, are generally of what we call a swarthy Complexion; as are the Germans also, the Saxons only excepted, who with the English, make the principal Body of White People on the Face of the Earth." -Benjamin Franklin

>white peace so it isn't even a British victory
>can't even claim you rule the waves because a bunch of backwater former colonists spanked your asses up and down the Atlantic
>almost every battle near the end of the war was an American victory
Anyways I'm sure it's really late at night over in the United Kaliphate. I think you can dodge the sharia patrol and grab yourself a wanking license.

>British Empire controlled 2/3's of the modern world
>Gets cucked by browns and loses massive expanses of land.

Seethe harder, faggot.

You don't need Hitler to keep Jewish degeneracy out of the West. Before 1965, we were doing just fine : restrictive immigration that focused on population demographics, segregation, obscenity laws that banned degenerate shit being pushed in the media, some states even had anti-miscegenation laws, etc. Economically, women still weren't flooding the workplace and Jews didn't ruin the housing market and hyperinflate higher education, so you could graduate high school and pay for college using summer jobs if you wanted to;
or just get a job and buy a house immediately. That golden period of peak Boomer prosperity proved you could wallop Hitler and still have a good time.

So fuck Dad. He did this to himself.