Brit/pol/ The One and Only edition

>EU moves into crisis mode as it plans for no-deal Brexit
theguardian.com/politics/2019/mar/28/eu-discusses-terms-for-talks-after-no-deal-brexit

>Brexit: MPs asked to vote on withdrawal agreement only
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47740158

>Judge blasts fatty fantasist, 27, for failing to show any remorse for falsely accusing 15 men of rape and sexual assault as she LOSES appeal against conviction and 10-year jail sentence
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860231/Fantasist-jailed-falsely-accusing-15-men-rape-sexual-assault-appeals-conviction.html

>The shame of Jacob Rees-Mogg
blogs.spectator.co.uk/2019/03/the-shame-of-jacob-rees-mogg/

>How did my MP vote on Parliament's Brexit options?
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-47726787

>Why we need to talk about the media’s role in far-right radicalisation- Owen Jones
theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/mar/28/media-far-right-radicalisation-politics-hatred

>Sajid Javid's team are trying to convince Michael Gove to stand aside and accept being Chancellor to install 'The Saj' in No 10
dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6860195/Sajid-Javids-team-trying-convince-Michael-Gove-stand-aside-help-sabotage-Boris-Johnson.html

>Bahrain Grand Prix: Nigger Hamilton calls for 'stricter' punishments for racism
bbc.co.uk/sport/formula1/47723538

>Thread Theme: Going Home (You Kipper video)
youtube.com/watch?v=gO2WSectb1w

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washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fc-industrial-society-and-its-future
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803
archive.org/details/JacquesEllulTheTechnologicalSociety
telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/03/22/revealed-jeremy-corbyn-showed-off-naked-diane-abbott-to-impress/
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47737635
bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-47738812
bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-devon-47740214/colossal-210ft-sidmouth-fatberg-removed
kentonline.co.uk/tunbridge-wells/news/infant-among-15-bodies-set-to-be-dug-up-201625/
kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/local-families-to-lose-out-to-london-tenants-again-201570/
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Helmer
datashine.org.uk
youtube.com/watch?v=Q2RPRJiVWPI
twitter.com/AnonBabble

First

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Sum strongbow lad

Lads search for Brexit on youtube and see what you get

Tell me about spitfire, is it a good brew?

>INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/national/longterm/unabomber/manifesto.text.htm??noredirect=on
theanarchistlibrary.org/library/fc-industrial-society-and-its-future
archive.org/details/IndustrialSocietyAndItsFuture-TheUnabombersManifesto

>TECHNOLOGICAL SLAVERY
archive.org/details/tk-Technological-Slavery/page/n1

>ANTI-TECH REVOLUTION: WHY AND HOW
archive.org/details/KaczynskiAntiTechRevolutionWhyAndHow_201803

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You will stay, you will pay and the whole world is going to laugh at you. :)

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archive.org/details/JacquesEllulTheTechnologicalSociety

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telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/03/22/revealed-jeremy-corbyn-showed-off-naked-diane-abbott-to-impress/

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>Go to protest in westminster tomorrow
>Get 'preemptively 'arrested' before getting there

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-47737635
>That court's ruling means police can preventatively detain people even if they have no specific intelligence linking the individual to crime.

First for our Kate

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>How your MP voted
Alberto Costa (South Leicestershite)
Against everything apart from
For
Common Market 2.0: Remaining in the European single market and seeking a temporary customs union with the EU (Nick Boles' proposal - 188 for, 283 against)
For
EFTA and EEA: Remaining in the European single market but not forming a customs union with the EU (George Eustice's proposal - 65 for, 377 against).

Eh at least he didn't vote for a 2nd ref

Hello mummy

>It's never ok to threaten MPs with a crossbow
It's not 1642 anymore pol

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>Alberto Costa

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Perfect couple, couple of shit smelling commies

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Another stabbening, this time in Liverpool, Toxteth so probably a black.

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-47738812

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How embarassing

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Don’t elect politicians who don’t have kids

I only drink cider in the summer.

My MP, pic related. Not too bad for Labour MP.

>It's not 1642
Don't remind me.

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Pakis out (PAXIT)

bbc.co.uk/news/av/uk-england-devon-47740214/colossal-210ft-sidmouth-fatberg-removed

Is Sewer work the whitest of occupations?

>I only drink cider in the summer.
Could feel the sun today. Might as well crack one.

kentonline.co.uk/tunbridge-wells/news/infant-among-15-bodies-set-to-be-dug-up-201625/
>Graves to be dug up to make way for a storage depo and new housing

kentonline.co.uk/canterbury/news/local-families-to-lose-out-to-london-tenants-again-201570/
>Local people won't get empty houses, instead Londoners will be shipped in.

MAKE IT STOP FOR FUCK SAKE MAKE IT STOP

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>toxteth
Oh well

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Okay bonnie lad

Future PM right there. I like her accent but not much else about her.

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i was going to get fit and go the gym before brexit but couldn't be bothered, now i need to hit the gym for 24 hours straight. Can any Jow Forums gurus guide me?

brainleTed

Fatberg, he's my lawyer. Hehehe

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I've got a Kopparberg Keg on the go. Opened it a few days ago it's still going strong. only a tenner! well worth it

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Next pm

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*whoosh*

Hey guys, just stopping by from the future to let you know that Brexit gets cancelled.

*whoosh*

can any northerners explain this to me, there's no clue as to why people are threatening people repairing water mains

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A bit too sweet tasting, ever tried rekorderlig

Is it common for older women to put words in your mouth, claim you agreed to something that you didn't?

Very smart

Pakis have probably got an underground rape metropolis below the pipes

I thought you had to be over 21 to stand to be an MP?

you'll never see "deanobox development halted by violent threats" though

You have to eat all the eggs

It's Bradford so the sandniggers were probably throwing a shitfit because the workers were white.

Bradford mate. Hardly north.

t. Leadsom user

Corbyn has a latin waifu and has a had a string of beauties

>marcus fysh
i hate that cunt

Based and she and the director knew what they were doing

Spitfire is delicious

Im going to guess the people who smell of curry dont want to wash until the local imrane tells them

fuck knows mate, total mystery

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Probably something about Pakis and car parking

What is it with Communists and shagging South Americans?

Yea, that's good stuff too. There is a lot of that fruity cider about now. In Tesco (I know, I Know) they have a good offer of 3 bottle sof cider for a fiver but they have loads of different ones including welsh brands. i usually grab 'Taffy apples', 'angry orchard'. Love cider me.

What the heck? I thought it was only Russian thing to go around the town wearing a tracksuit, what brand is it i wonder.

FUCK THE POLICE

this requires more investigation

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Its the irishman, hello

Best revolutionary pussy against the Evil Empire

I voted for this man. The most Jow Forums man in British politics.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roger_Helmer

This terrifies the bong
>according to Sean Evans brits food is so bland they can't eat hot sauce

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why do they hate people repairing basic infrastructure though

Looks like cancer

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what site did you get that from?

Mirpuri central

If only the Luftwaffe were still visiting of a night time.

KILL IT WITH FIRE

Tomorrow is shaping up to be /comfy/

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corbyn is from a rich family and likes to larp as working class to make the norfs think he is one og them.
Thats why he picked some shithole looking house to live in despite the overall area being relatively rich

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They do add hot sauce to boiled eggs, at least royal guards do.

datashine.org.uk

Why do niggers hate the cold? Why do worms dig through dirt?

Yeah they are good too, thinking of trying an old rosie always like the barrel, ment to be strong

Hey! I just bought some Newcastle Brown Ale™

Islam is cancer that’s why

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Lo

I guarantee you it is something about car parking. Have you noticed how when Pakistanis buy a house, the first thing they do is tarmac over the front lawn and park two taxis on it?

what a shit colour scale

literally who

would be great if they just dumped it on college green and pissed off.

kino

having a good brexit aye?

Yanks can't handle British spice.
youtube.com/watch?v=Q2RPRJiVWPI
Now fuck off.

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Maybe this flat belongs to the party and he just rents it, which is not uncommon. I do understand the argument though.

What is the obsession with hot sauce?
I like to enjoy my food not endure it. If you need so much shit smeared on your food are you sure you're the ones who are so good at cooking?

Who is Sean Evans? Britain is full of Indian restaurants serving punishingly hot food, so he's full of shit whoever he is.

Is that the one in the large glass bottle? If so it has quite a bit of sediment so watch out for that. I like it but i mainly buy it for the bottle.

Yeah, Brits love a spicy curry. It's white Americans that can't handle spices

It's a council flat, some left-wingers like to live in council flats, it's a kind of inverted snobbery thing.

Sean is the Hot Ones host.

Typical burger, need muh hot sauce on my roll, on my hot dog, you should use it with cornflakes

he can suck my dick who ever he is

You boomers really don't know who he is.

It was lovely around midday and would have been ideal but its a bit chilly now.

My nan says im a bonny lad (...then asks why I have no gf before reminding me she wants to live long enough for Great grandchildren and doesn't have much time left).

Pakis wouldn't let the plumbers into their no go zones.

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Thats the one, need to go to ASDA and try and avoid Mohammed

Spice is meant to be balanced
Yanks are idiots
>Muh burn your taste buds cos it'shot
idiots