If an alien invasion will start tomorrow, I will not fight them, I will not stand in their way, I will help them, I will cooperate with them and follow their every instruction. And I want you to do the same. Please allow me a chance to convince you with my modest arguments!
1. If the extraterrestrials can reach us, it is, of course, obvious, that they mastered space travel and can at least travel with near light speed. 2. Our species is not even to some extent close to developing a precursor technology to such incredible space travel abilities. 3. Ergo: The alien visitors are in every scenario technological superior to us, in such a massive way that we can only comprehend it by vague metaphors: They would be to us, what we are to chimpanzees or even what we are to ants. So our military capabilities are completely useless against them. 4. Ergo: Resistance against our visitors would be futile and a complete waste of lives and resources.
1. We know resistance is futile. 2. That leaves two options: Nonconformity and reluctant collaboration or full wholeheartedly cooperation. 3. A fully cooperating asset is more worth for their economy and other purposes than a nonreliable forced one. A worker is more useful than a slave because he contributes fully and is not waiting for the first chance to throw a wrench into the works. 4. Ergo: Because of the fact a willing cooperator is worth more than a slave and much more trustworthy. He will get allocated more and more important resources and will, therefore, experience a higher standard of living and more rights.
I urge you to consider these points. And hope you will be on the side of reason and hope when this fateful will come.
Always awaiting our benefactors from the stars. yours truly,
They want you to think the earth is round because that would mean there are limited resources. The earth is flat and there is unlimited resources, over the arctic wall is another society that wants us to get rid of nukes and fight over the limited land so only the strongest society whose consciousness is open enough to transcend good and evil comes out on top to join the ice wall society.
THEY ARE THE ELOHIM. THE ANNUNAKI.
Admiral Byrd, Antarctic Treaty, Nazi bases in Antarctictica, fucked up flight paths, Navy missile lasers staying level on water for over 100 miles, NASA fakery.
The sun and Moon are exactly the same size. Tides do not correspond to any model of gravity currently on the table. We only ever see one face of the moon. THERE IS NO SOUTHERN POLE STAR. THE STARS SWEEP ACROSS THE SKY. GOD IS REAL AND THE EARTH IS FLAT!!! SPREAD LOVE!!
>invasion we've been being invaded by "aliens" of a different variety for a while now
Sebastian Fisher
>Invasion If they have enough technology to travel the void of space, they have enough technology to divert a large asteroid into a collision course with Earth and wipe out surface life.
Brody Jenkins
God will save me and take me to heaven the alien is definitely the devil in disguise be warned
Landon Brown
meme flag larp fagot
Josiah Foster
shut the fuck up you borg cunt
Ian Reed
>meme flaggot
Alexander Adams
You know nothing of demonology. You think all angels are equal? Hell no. Hence all fallen angels are not equal. Sure the nephilim probably control a lot of sectors but aliums as we will come to know them are the multitiude of lesser demons which make up the bulk
Lucas Gonzalez
>Hey look at this rock! >Its a weird shape for a rock! >Did I mention it comes from space! >Hey look at this weird space rock! >Aliens! Pffffff
Noah Foster
You're a faggot but I'd back you, because ayys >>> Jews any day
Asher Cruz
>Why do they want to make people scared of whites?
cool story bro here is the reality: >we discover mushrooms on mars >bring back sample >mushrooms bloom uncontollably and kill off our planet
Joseph Lewis
>they mastered space travel and can at least travel with near light speed. wrong. they bend time/space to travel
>Our species is not even to some extent close to developing a precursor technology to such incredible space travel abilities. wrong. we have same bending time/space technology. but it's forbidden. deep state has it.
Whole thing will be project blue beam false flag attack so they can push their agenda. Real aliens who created us don't want to destroy us. Why would a farmer want to destroy his cattle on his own farm?
Ryan Smith
blue beam shill doing his prep work. they're gonna flip that switch in your brain that causes religious fervor.
Isaiah Nelson
>they would be to us, what we are to chimpanzees
And how would you fair against a tribe of Chimps if we dropped you off in the middle of their territory? You are fucked, you dumb cunt. It doesn't matter if your government or our collective species can genocide those chimps/ You would die and it is possible no one else will ever know or care.
If extraterrestrials show up here it doesn't mean they have with them the totality of their species power.
You would have us surrender to an unarmed mining expedition from the ass end of the universe that no one else gives a flying fuck about for all you know, you fucking coward. And even if it was more than that, who knows what their political situation is back home, or what their beliefs are. A bunch of rice farming communists stood up to a superpower not that long ago. Things are more complicated that your dumbass four point assessment.
If they are nice to us, sure we will cooperate. If they want to genocide or enslave us, we should fight to the death. If we are lucky and they are an unstable empire they will retreat from an attritional war like the US did with Vietnam. Remember that against a technologically superior foe conventional warfare rarely works, we would need to constantly use guerrilla tactics and skirmish until the attackers lose morale and retreat, or we weaken them enough to beat them on the field...
Remember that Humans have a glorious tendency to fight viciously to the death when cornered. We must exploit our caveman nature and claim our most heroic victory if an Alien Invasion ever comes my Brothers!!!
Julian Jones
Fuck off nerd. I want Heavy fucking metal. I want intergalactic prison Olympics. I want intergalactic entertainment not brainwashing propaganda. I want to see a fucking planet designed liked how Australia used to be utilized. I want a fucking interspecies collaboration finding new species, flora, fauna. Fuck the average nerds idea of space.
Only an ass spreading eurofag would bend for the Invaders. Quisling shithead.
Jonathan Ortiz
kek
Christopher Morgan
>If they are nice to us, sure we will cooperate. If they want to genocide or enslave us, we should fight to the death So how is the battle going here on Earth now with that exact same scenario playing out?
Hunter Gray
uh what about nukes my friend?
Oliver Gomez
no, the human race and aliens have relative advantages, we could probably throw sand in their eyes and touch them with ice cubes so they'll explode, a species foreign to this planet would probably not fare well
> If the extraterrestrials can reach us, it is, of course, obvious, that they mastered space travel and can at least travel with near light speed. Not necessarily: if they have technology that allows them to put themselves in some sort of hibernation, they can make do with 10-20% of light speed And while we do not have anything that would allow us to do that yet, there is nothing impossible about it, we are already freezing and then recovering cells and embryos. Some frozen-unfrozen pigs even managed to live for a few hours IIRC And hypothetical aliens may be reptilian, so it might even be their natural ability > Our species is not even to some extent close to developing a precursor technology to such incredible space travel abilities Wrong again. Orion drives can, in theory, get us to about 3.3% of lightspeed, and we already have all the necessary technologies to build those. Once you start going into more speculative tech, such as beamed propulsion/bussard ramjets/fission-frament rockets etc, 10% of c suddenly become achievable
So it is possible that there would be nothing inconceivable about invading alien forces tech. Therefore, we might still be able to put up a good fight. Did you read "Worldwar" by Harry Turtledove?
Daniel Collins
And I'll look for the people like you to kill first, OP.
Justin Clark
Aliens would be disgusted by you for so eagerly turning on your race. You would be their pet, dog.
Aaron Cruz
Speak for yourself cuck. If the ayylmao’s want to land I plan on fucking their shit up six ways from Sunday
Juan Lewis
Fuck y'all eggies, the spirit of Humanity will live on forever on all worlds.
Jaxson Taylor
Speaking of Turtledove >The Road not Taken
Connor Powell
I'm actually retarded and should read posts before posting.
We are the alien invasion. Meteor that took out dinosaurs (evolution dead end) followed by viral manipulation of mammalian evolution to colonize a planet with intelligent life with least effort/energy possible. Once we progress to a certain point, our society joins the collective, continually adding to science, art, and philosophy. There is no need for mass travel, that's dumb and wasteful. Entire galaxy will be colonized in this manner. Slow and steady, the Jeb Bush way.
Sebastian Fisher
Alien invasion actually already started more than thousand years ago, by now it's nearly complete and most of the planet's population has been replaced with their human-shaped drones whose brains don't even work outside the areas which allows them to sustain themselves, see psychopaths MRI scan
So will we be getting project bluebeam'd tomorrow?
Connor Ward
It's those motherfuckers we were shooting at during the battle of Los Angeles, they come from the ocean. Probably ancient Earth-born Annunaki bastards, or some shit.
You will recall Tom DeLonge (of Blink 182) got some pentagon spooks to release an ayy lmao video, F16 chases egg.
Since the pentagon says it, you know it's either incredibly fake or horrifyingly true.
Ian Young
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>be tomorrow >Advanced spacecraft crushing the white house >advanced AI give us the cancer vaccine to prove that they are superior >instruct us to anihilate niggers and jews to survive and access the final stage of human well being yay
Asher Perry
Take your meds
Aaron Cooper
or we use aliens as an excuse to forcefully take control of earth, push all cucks aside (since they won't actually fight back anyways) and then conquer the stars with our new Imperial Theocratic Empire.
>They would be to us, what we are to chimpanzees or even what we are to ants. > a willing cooperator is worth more than a slave and much more trustworthy.
Do you really think a species so advanced that we are like ants to them would bother looking for cooperative ants versus non cooperative ants? Do you think they would even care? It's an important question since you would be betting your life on the answer.
And let your enemy kill you when you're empty. >if you kill your enemies they win.
Bentley Flores
based und imperialpilled
Hunter Ramirez
fucking alien shill nigger, anyone with half a brain realises that the whole “aliens and outer space” thing is a fairy tale to implant an inherent nihilism into your psyche, where we once looked up and saw god, all we now see is empty space and infinite possibilities. (((They))) want us to believe in aliens which is why it is one of the only conspiracies that is allowed in the mainstream. You are no longer called a conspiracy theorist if you believe in aliens, because “science” says it’s possible. It has been planted in popular media for a long time to get us psychologically prepared for the day they fake an invasion to push humanity into total submission. Seriously fucking alien and space niggers, always talking shit about “so when we get to mars ...” like anyone in their right mind would leave gods greatest creation, the only place where life exists, to live on a (theoretical) lifeless red rock. That’s even if everything they tell us about other “planets” is true. They want you to stop focusing on earth, make you think there are other options. But earth is all we have.
Julian Long
Don't worry a major conflict should balkanize or unite us all within this century... Either way our race wins...
Christopher Moore
>OY VEY why have you abandoned our jewish sky king myths, goyim? Go back to church and stay dumb and donate your money!
this kind of logic is the exact reason the native americans lost to the Spaniards.
Sure, muskets, steel, horses and huge ships might have looked like magic. But it was not. The Spaniards managed to crush the greatest empires in the world, with less than a hundred men. The technology only gave them a psychological edge at that point.
Meanwhile, up north, far more primitive natives didn't fall for the bluff, and kept fighting for hundreds of years.
Asher Morales
If aliens come and say "Diversity is our Strength" then I'll fight knowing its the masters of the jew. If they just start killing people indiscriminately, then I'll eat popcorn. If they have any German insignia I'm going to side with them.
Carson Myers
you have no way of understanding the modern world without the catholic church and the wars waged against her.
let me fix that for you…. >If an alien invasion will start tomorrow, I will fight them, I will stand in their way, I will sabotage them, I will play with them and follow their every move. And I want you to do the same. Please allow me a chance to convince you with my superior arguments!
>1. If the extraterrestrials can reach us, it is, of course, obvious, that they mastered space travel and can at least travel with near light speed, but are stupid as evident by them coming to us. 2. Our species is close to developing a precursor technology to achieve fractions of incredible space travel abilities. 3. Ergo: The alien visitors are in most scenario technological superior to us, in such a way that we can only comprehend it to some degree: They would be to us, what we are to Romans. So our military capabilities are completely alien to them and may not perceive us as dangerous. 4. Ergo: Resistance against our visitors would be logical and a completely justified if provoked.
>1. We know resistance is normal. 2. That leaves two options: full on assault,guerilla warfare 3. A full assault is more worth it if the gap is smaller than thought before, at worst we will take a significant part of their capabilities out of the picture giving the rest of us a greater chance 4. Ergo: Because of the fact a willing rebel is worth more than an alien fighting what he thinks is lower life form + the home turf advantage, resistance should be able to work long after conventional methods are exhausted. I urge you to consider these points. And hope you will be on the side of reason and hope you will fight the good fight!
Always awaiting threats from the stars and at home. yours truly,
>Our species is not even to some extent close to developing a precursor technology to such incredible space travel abilities. This premise is bullshit.
Having the capacity to space travel does not mean to be advanced in any other technology. In the worst case you have an alien race just overthrow some others and captured their crafts and just use them. Second if the superiority meme of technology is true, it just has two consequences. Aliens expand into space to further their knowledge. So no harm is done and cooperation is posible. No need to slave for them. Or they are on resources conquest. And if it is the later, we are not needed since their methods of regathering of ressources don't need to exploit shit lifform labour. Therefore we are HRC deplorables. Then the only way to survive is to fight as if there is no tomorrow or get annihilated anyway.
