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How does a Polish man make breakfast?

...

first, he steals some eggs.

you can use this joke with any nationality lmao

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=mN3z3eSVG7A

Imagine having the balls to discuss Nuclear policy with your biggest enemy and the insult them the very next day. Reagan was king if bants, he knew the Soviets were all talk.

courtesy of RR

There were three dogs, a polish dog, an american dog, and a russian dog.
the american dog boasts, in my country we live so well off than whenver i bark, someone comes and gives me some meat.
the russian dog says
>what's meat?
and the polish dog says
>what's bark?

All around are unfamiliar races
Worn out places, worn out races
Bright and early for their daily wages
Going nowhere, going nowhere
tears for Ebba filling up my glasses
No expression, no expression
Hide my head, I want to drown my sorrow
No tomorrow, no tomorrow
And I find it kinda funny, I find it kinda sad
The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had
I find it hard to tell you, I find it hard to take
When goyim run in circles it's a very very
Clown world, Clown world

Kek
Did you make this?

>all around me are painted faces
>worn-out races
>worn-out, painted faces
>bright and early for the daily daisies
>spraying nowhere, spraying nowhere
>the cheers are spilling from the masses
>no expression, no expression
>hide my tears I want to drown my sorrow
>no tomorrow, no tomorrow
>and I find it kinda funny
>really, really glad
>the dreams in which I'm honking are the best I've ever had
>I find it hard to balance, I find it hard to spin
>on a unicycle juggling laughing spinning....
>clown world
>....clown world
>enlarge your nose
>clown world

it was the opposite, and it was said by Raegan

We are enslaved because some people have a precise metal.

a polish man makes a daring escape from soviet-occupied communist poland by swimming across the baltic sea to sweden
at the shore he's met by news reporters
they ask him
>you made such a desperate action to escpae from PRL, how is the situation out there
>...cant complain
and the shortages of food, are they as bas as we've heard?
>cant complain
what about the working conditions? are they really bad?
>cant complain
so why did you come here?!
>because here i can complain

We can get out of this mess by voting

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why do black people smell so bad?
so that blind people can be racist too

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>grow up
>get HONKd
>make children to repeat the process
HONK HONK

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a black man, a mexican, and a white american walk across the desert. they stumble upon a lamp. a genie appears
>I will grant each of you a whish
he says
the mexican says
>i wish for all my mexican people to be returned to their homeland to live in unity and prosperity forever
*poof*
the mexican disapperars
>i wish for all my black brethern to be reubnited in africa, where they belong, forevermore
*poof*
the black man disappears
the white man turns to genie
>so all the blacks and mexicans are gone?
yes
>then ill have a coke

Do you mean like this?

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ye lol

>what's bark
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Explain plox no bully

no freedom of speech my hohol friend

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Thank you
They say how to get one arm polish man from a tree is to wave
But I think not because you are dumb but friendly enough to wave back

where are you fren

St kitts in the Caribbean