Advice for your younger self

Don't worry about breaking the rules so much. Try to do things more because its something you want and not what other people want for you. Go after the girls in community college. Get what you want out of life.

Relationships are mostly just bullshit man. Labeling too. Everything is actually so meaningless that everything you hear doesn't really fucking matter so you should build your life the way you want it to be. And you sadly have to survive alone because no one truly cares about you. Unfair but atleast you can decide for yourself.

There really isn't any because there wasn't anything I could have done differently.

Let them take you away. It'll be okay.

Don't get out of the military. Ambition us a trap to overcome.

Don't do drugs

think rational and don’t follow your heart

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what does that even mean? a “used” female?

bruh the conflicting advice in this thread already has me confused

>Don't watch porn
but most importantly...
Women don't want you to treat them like princesses or special. They don't really even want you to treat them as equals

stop fuckin around and be a man, there ain't anything out here for you

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They bully you because theyre jealous

they want you to treat them worse?

Why do you wait for the depression to end. Time is not worthy of killing it, you are my friend. Get rid of the depression and darkness yourself. Be self reliant.
Be strong

punch to the face

Stop thinking you're worth more than others, if anything you're the most pathetic human among us. Stop letting your pride get in the way of your happiness because guess what, you're now a lonely empty piece of shit with no hope of redeeming yourself. well fucking done.

yes but also no

kill your self

Don't fuck up the suicide.

Get the fuck out of the house you fucking loser, go play football or something. Stop being a shut-in, talk to people they won't eat you. Oh and tell mom you love her, everyday. Dad too, he needs it more than you think

If I could be in front of you right now, I'd punch you right in your fucking face, then I'd give you a big hug. You need, or rather deserve, both

You have a disability, don’t ignore it, learn to work around it and it can be a decent benefit. Also get into stocks and real estate, I mean like learn, not throw cash in, not that you’ll have any cash. Work when you’re young to get some history, employers expect practically four or five years of experience at age 18. Personally you need to see how much it sucks so you can move to learn other opportunities. Busy your ass now to reap the rewards later.

Should've used that knife I had in my bag back then.
Life doesn't get better and bullies deserve death.

When you are at the Niagara falls just fucking jump like you wanted, you were wrong, life won't get better. JUMP!

Use suncreen bro, and undereye cream too cuz your eyes look fucked and you look pretty aged
Drinking aint that great desu, take it easy
Ask her out you fucking loser, shes going to say yes, you know how I know? Because she told me all these years after when we bumped into each other, how she thought we didnt like her
Do it nigger cuz youll never find a girl like her, and even when you find someone, you'll always think of her
Its ok to not like people and find better friends, be ok with being alone
Enjoy every second of it mate, its gonna take a while but I want to do the same for you, to enjoy my current life and take us where we dreamt
Im sorry I'm such a loser but we'll get there, thanks for being a hard headed, judgemental motherfucker because Im still kicking for us

fuck "do what you love", that's bullshit advice for rich people. The meritocracy is a lie to launder privilege. Get a job that pays a middle class wage and has benefits.

It might feel good now, but it's not the right thing to do. You need to stop and think of the consequences before you do something. You are not exempt from them and everything you do will come back to you. Make sure you can live with the choices you make.

I dont have time to write a thousand pages of text OP

Don't say "I hate you," you fucking idiot. She's gonna move back to Florida, but don't worry, Jacqueline will be serious at the junior year, so fucking call her when she gave her her fucking number and will hate you for not calling her when senior year starts again.

OMFG IT WILL HAUNT YOU TEN YEARS LATER THAT YOU WERE A FUCKING USELESS MOTHERFUCKER THINKABOUDATASS

Buy BTC

don't go on pol man, it's nothing but hate and racism. recovering from it is hard, and I may never escape

This user is mentally retarded.

Don't smoke weed
Don't make friends with criminals or drug users
Don't go straight to uni out of high school
Get a job before high school ends
Get a car during high school
Get a licence during high school
Don't get a cat

work as hard as you can

Don't trust anyone

>Don’t fuck with vapes or nicotine ever
I remember the first time I smoked weed, someone passed me a cigarette and someone else in the sesh told me to never touch it. I never figured myself for a smoker but here I am four years later. I’ll tell ya, I been there, rolling up stoags and smoking splits, “can I bum a smoke”
Don’t do it user, the best way not to acquire and addiction or bad habit is to resist the initial temptation

This, pretty much.

Find a psychiatrist to prescribe to you Adderall ASAP. Stay in school. Finish high school before you turn 18 years old. Go straight to Los Angeles City College after you’re done with high school. Study aeronautical engineering. Stick with it for six years. Once you’re done try applying for a job at SpaceX. If you don’t do these things you’ll end up as a 30-year-old, unemployed, high school drop-out beating himself over his head for being such a moron.

Set a structure for your life and stop spending 12 hours a day on multiplayer games, it never gets better, man.

Start moving.

Lmao screw mental advice here are the list of stocks that'll skyrocket in the near future. You know what to do.
And bitcoin too, before it burst.

This one got me. Thnx user I really need that dose of reality right now. I haven't felt lonelier than now, and it's all my fucking fault

Don't bother trying to save people or correct their behavior, they'll only betray you in the end
Once they start the descent they never come back

About those things you wanted: I got us fit, but we didn't manage to get the rest of them. The worst part is, I didn't even really try. I let you down. Sorry.

Don't bother with programming, it's just meaningless bullshit. Do something creative. You're really good at being poor anyway, might as well enjoy it.

Do buy bitcoin, though.

Xtentacion ded lol

“Dude what are you doing? Take up a worthwhile subject like Business or CS instead of shitty media/ music performance”

Have fun make different friends.

Do not online date, control your dick, spend more time with your family, broaden your horizons, and lastly focus on being the best human you can be.

I'll kill you now so I don't have to kill you later.

Be merciless, take advantage of others, fuck people over.

kill The Man before they destroy your soul

I'd say to try harder in high school. Stick with joining the navy. Don't wait until 23 to enroll into college. However hindsight is 20 20 and I'm happy regardless.

Your dick's small, don't waste your time chasing bitches like a mongrel. Go get fit sooner and start world building you piece of crap. Spend more time with this friend that died. Drop that cigarette before I drop my fist onto you. Accept that job offer. Start your japanese right now.

> Don't watch porn
Too late for that unfortunately. How do I stop? Or even cut back on the pervertedness of the porn I watch. I think I'd still be better off if I cut out the weird/hardcore stuff and only watched amateur porn.

Don't start masturbating until you are at least 15, don't smoke weed, don't do any drugs except alcohol, it will fuck your brain up. Don't be such a beta faggot with girls and don't trust those snake cunts T and H, you won't get your money back.

In reality tho, the only way you can learn these lessons is through actually making the mistakes, so ignore everything I just said, you're a better person now. Also you're not skinny anymore.

Invest in BTC, hold until december 2017.

Everything else can fuck off.

Just fucking kill yourself already you dumb worthless bitch

Don't go to university.

Don't stop boxing.

Don't follow the path that sounds good over the one that feels good.

> spacex as life plan
God god you’re dumb.

Porn and smoking are great, you fuckers are moron conservatives

have fun with ed and lung cancer :)

I would go back to the time when I tried to kill myself at age 10 and convince myself to go through with it. Life is shit unless you are born right, and I was not

Do you. Just make time for art.

You shoulda crossdressed while you were the cutest trap in all the land, or maybe not. I'd probably be retarded right now if that had happened.

Take ROP, regardless of money. You need this shit to succeed in the narrow job world.
Stop eating all the junk food, or else you'll wind up eating it forever and being as big as the guy that uses a cart to move. You're not there yet but you might as well be. Spinach, broccoli, and even kale are amazing and they taste bland until you know dressings and juices exist for flavoring them.
Fruit has to be your new snack.
You were never a vegetarian, and since you lived this life, you will be malnourished and you get panda eyes.

Oh and despite what your parents thought, you should've gotten the surgery, because now no one is beside you because your family were retarded xenophobic hillbillies who never taught you how to socialize, or they barely tried at all in teaching you actual life skills.

You'll be all by yourself, and you realize your own goals rather than dreams. The problem is that you always have to be by yourself, because friends don't exist where you're going.

Girls at parties don't kiss you (just) because they pity you, idiot. They think you're kinda cute for a dork and want you to reciprocate. You probably could have gotten laid a couple of times if you weren't a complete social retard. Now it's too late. Those girls are married and starting families, and you're on track to dying alone, broke and miserable.

Also, commercial spaceflight pilot is not a viable career path by 2001 despite what the movie portrays. Also, 2010 is not the year we make contact. A bunch of shit you see in sci-fi movies and television programs about the future is wrong. Sorry.

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Once you have a driver's license, apply to work at the McDonald's or something. Actually make friends. Stop being scared to do the things you find fun. No one hates you nearly as much as you think they do.

Spend 25% of your income after expenses on Bitcoin and you should had went to the club with that female coworker whenever she invited you.

Stay in school, stay in your aprenticeship, stop being happy with low to mediocre life you lazy fuck

Sacrificing your mental health for others is utterly useless and you'll be blamed for their misfortunes anyway, even if you had nothing to do with them. Get your own life and leave your parents wallow in their misery, don't let them trap you for 25+ years....it will fuck you up and haunt you for the rest of the life

Kill yourself, it doesn't get any better.

COOL IT WITH THE GOD DAMN DRUGS YOU DUMBASS

After highschool YOU WILL NEVER HAVE REAL FRIENDS!
Oh sure alliances, buddies who have a mutual goal for a time, but, never really any true friends. They will all turn on you. Or you will get sick of them and cut them off.
It's fucked and it's been fucked for well over a decade and at current it's clearly never going to get better.

Deal with your depression now, before it sends into a decade plus long spiral of self hate and misery. Or kill yourself now before you lose the nerve and become to much of a pussy to do so

Kill yourself. It's not worth going on in life.

Get off the internet, especially this website, otherwise it will kill you
Don't go to college straight out of high school, take time to do things at your own pace
If you still run into mental health shit, sometimes mindset isn't enough and you need to get help before you end up alone and miserable and hate yourself for it
Nobody is going to randomly walk up to you and change your life for you. If you sit in your room all day and wear earbuds when you go out, nothing will ever change
Music is the passion of your life and everything else is bullshit, learn to appreciate it and then learn an instrument or some shit
You're probably gay. Just embrace the faggotry and don't worry about it so much

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Aaaaaannnndd this sums up how badly fucked up this society is, the truth is what it is.

Don’t marry her. Find someone who’s libido even kind of matches yours or you’ll be miserable forever. You might still have problems as people change over time but you’ll be a lot happier in the long run. Love is fake. All that matters is long-term compatibility.

Dump him properly the first time. Trust me.

All I would have to do is show myself. he would see that he becomes a broken man and then the rest would do itself

This is false in 9 out of 10 scenarios
Boy was I jealous of a fat, greasy haired dweeb with an iron maiden shirt and a monster energy hat

Start working now on not trying to fit in or be liked. You will be surprised how deep this want of yours goes, and how damaging it is. You're fat, start figuring out how to lose the weight and keep it gone now.

>You should have choked that bitch silly and fucked her in the forest
>Dont sell bitcoing you bought while you were drunk
>Leashing your gf while shes sleeping 3 times in a row is not funny to her
>avoid cops, they are corrupt as fuck, solve problems alone

>To 11 years old me:
Don't be anti-social, humans are social creatures, you can't go on living with little to no human contact. You're missing the best years of your life man. Open up to people, you've got nothing to lose. People don't really care about how you look at this point of your life, therefore, there's no need to be ashamed of putting yourself out there.

>To 15 years old me:
Go after that girl you like, even if it seems hopeless. You'll never know whether you'll succeed unless you try, take small steps at time. If you don't you're going to end up regretting it, it'll crush your confidence when you'll be in early 20s and unable to find a woman because you have no experience in attracting them.

>To 18 years old me:
Keep contact with your friends, they might a bit on the nerdy side of people but they fucking love you. Don't ever let go of them. Same with your parents, respect and take care of them.

>To 20 years old me:
Motherfucker don't you dare get into hard drugs. There are better alternatives for your depression, have more faith/hope in your friend, they're willing to listen to you if you open up, no matter how silly your issues are.

You would be the exception bullying someone for no real reason.
Psychos like that are rare.
Most bullies aren't aware why they do it.
Almost always someone is jealous that someone is better than them in some aspect, like better at sports, better grades, better looking, wealthier, etc.
Instead of improving their own status they want to bring the other person below their status.
Then you have all the other bullies that join to not end up being outsiders themselves.

Everyone that bullied me was worse than me in some aspect and everyone I bullied was better than me in some aspect.
I don't think any of us understood it back then but it's obvious to me now.

Dear younger self: you did good

Why not lottery numbers? It's cheaper to buy one ticket and the reward is billions.

Why are you guys so damn uncreative. I think this is why I'm rich IRL is because I think of shit like this.

I would go back in time and tell myself to buy lottery numbers on my 18th birthday (2008). Invest in a high performing hedgefund post-crash. Follow the run-up in gold price. Dump a few millions into bitcoin when it's only worth pennies. But be a subtle as you can and try not to disturb the market early. Just collect as many bitcoins as you can. Hold them and DONT sell in 2017, just keep holding them until lie 2040 or something.

Use your fortune to fund VC in Uber, Airbnb, and the like. Start an IKEA-like store that sells only socks. Use your influence to win President of the USA when you're 35.

Oh, and don't wait until you're 27 to finally learn French. Just do it asap and get off your lazy ass.

See? You got to be creative. Don't just stop at one thing. Because if you just want to do ''''that one thing''' then buying a lotto ticket is better than bitcoin. Just shows how lazy and thoughtless you are.

These threads are about advice, anyway, not future-telling. The advice you get here you can get from any living senior citizen. Advice in this thread has neither a birthday, nor death day. Just open a bible even, and you'll learn the same stuff.

SpaceX is a fantastic company and they're doing incredible things and have been riding on the cutting edge of technology nonstop since inception. I'm not that poster, but if you want to humiliate someone , then choose someone who actually has a bad dream.

I mean your post just reads obnoxiously. Like "HURR DURR YOU WANNA DO SOMETHING GREAT HUH YEAH I BET YA DO"

like no, fuck off

STEM degree DO IT

History has jobs like PS3 has gaems
also tell that brother of yours to not go to NYU (or at least the parents to withhold the loans for virginia), he ain't worth it

When you begin to internalize your life, you, even as normal as you'll like to think of yourself, those thoughts can surface from the back of your mind. Like, really, I'm only alive because if it weren't for family, I would've been long gone dead. Fuck everything.