Post the best and worst thing you’ve done

This hits too close to home but 2015.

>Best
Gets inspired by the quote that you can have 1000 nos but all you need is one yes and start asking girls out. Learn from the rejections and ghosting to get experience for the next. After the 5th attempts, the date really clicked and officially start dating a month after.

>Worst
Flashforward 2 years later where she develops a drinking addiction and starts abusing me mentally and physically. Bye bye self-esteem and I'm still with her today.

I don't pay the $2500/month in child support they say I owe

Best: convinced my parents to sponsor a child when i was 5 cause of a commercial.

Worst: a suicidal person asked me how best to kill themselves via a common sucide method. I told them in detail what they needed and how to do it right to get results.

Damn that’s rough man

>Best
Uhhhh... Moved out my parent's house I guess.

>Worst
Made a bunch of fetish porn and got kinda popular.

>Best
Payed 1000 bucks to help my mom pay her electricity bill

>Worst
Got nudes from a girl that an user here asked me to try and gather, he blackmailed her with them.

Best: Became a father, and actually am kicking solid ass at being a dad.

Worst: Getting my wife pregnant in the first place, things have never been the same or fun between us again. Don’t worry, I didn’t nut in her without her knowing, but I should have known to pull out when she said she couldn’t get pregnant.

How did she develop the addiction?
Why didnt you stop her/help before it got too bad?

Also, leave her asap. No excuses.

best: lurk Jow Forums
worst: post in this thread

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>worst
I used to do drugs

>best

Quit doing drugs

>best
Bought and rebuilt my project car. Went from knowing next to nothing about mechanics to spending the next 3 months swapping and upgrading my rear end and swapping my car from an automatic to manual transmission. I would ride over to my friends dads house every day after work and stay until at least 8 or 9 pm every single night until I finished.
>Worst
Fell into levels of deviancy I’m deeply ashamed of. I was a trap for a while, even worse the thoughts still linger in the back of my mind. I just developed enough self control to resist it most of the time.

Do you like gurls or are you just a faggot

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Like grills
Imagine being into women but having a past doing deviancy like that. Whew lad.

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Best thing I've done:
You've caught me off guard. One time while working 3rd shift at Walgreens, an old friend came in- he seemed hungover, like he did something he regretted. He gets his shit and comes to the counter
>user, punch me in the face
I've had a shitty week, I like this dude and know that it won't change things, the ONE person I work with is in the back
>fuck it
>DING DING
I snuk a quick left hook/jab right on his jaw, I wasn't trying to knock him out or anything, but there was a sound
He fumbles back
>God damn user, you punch like a man. I needed that, thanks.
He walks out holding his face, I stand their feeling like- well I can't explain how it felt but it was a highlight of my life.

Worst thing I've ever done?
I hooked up with this girl in my teens, she was into weed, I was into drugs. We chill at a campsite with all her friends and a bunch of people I went to fucking elementary school with.
>I'm smoking a bowl of fucking spice
>I pass it to her
>She hits it once
>5 minutes later she starts fucking screaming out of nowhere
>Drama
>People show up
>I dindu nuffin
>The entire group gets kicked off the campsite
>She has psych problems for the next few years
>I get off scot free
Still kinda feel bad about that one but I'm pretty god damn sure she was just panicking from being too high, I smoked waaaayyy more than she did and I was fine.

fucking this aaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Heh
I understand the feeling but if you aren't a sperg it's fine

Beat thing:I dont think anything I've ever done qualifies as thr best thing I ever did
Worst thing:i cant even confess it on an imageboard it's that bad

She became 21 and could easily buy the stuff anywhere. I didn't notice how bad it was because we got drunk together but I would always wake up with weird bruises. I thought nothing of it until I finally got clean decided that alcohol was bad after alcohol got my friend killed from a bar dispute gone bad (glass to his neck).

It was then as sober I saw how messy she got. Just suddenly lashing out for no reason either with a pair of fists or texts. Darnest thing was she never recalled it and kept apologizing. I asked her to quit drinking at least when hanging out with me and she agreed but sometimes she forget and start taking one shot and then forgetting everything. Other than her weird drunk personality, she's been a good gf. She never tried to cheat on me when shes drunk as shes particularly aggressive to everyone.

I just feel there's something from her past that's making her lash out. If I can't resolve it, then I guess im better off without her. Just need to hope her past issue if it exist can be resolved.

Elaborate, how the fuck

I discovered and exposed a pedophile. Once he was locked away for CP, his face hit the local news and a few kids came forward. His oldest daughter too. The youngest was spared, thanks to me. The next year, I helped that little girl with a science fair project and she got second place. No matter what I fuckup in life, I did that one thing right. I did something good with my life.

The worst thing I ever did was excommunicate my father. I know it's selfish to deny him his child, but his selfishness denied me a childhood.

>best
Not sure, probably graduating college as sad as that is.

>worst
Also not sure, but I’ve driven drunk a handful of times. I definitely won’t do it again but my honest to god view is that a few people ruined it for the many. Most people can’t drive for shit sober let alone drunk which makes sense. It’s really not that difficult or different though, it’s just being drunk. I can do most things drunk. I genuinely believe if it wasn’t illegal I’d be fine doing it. A dui isn’t worth it though and now I don’t even drive after having a beer because I’m so worried about being pulled over. Those experiences frighten me in retrospect not because I think it was dangerous or someone could have died, but because I could have easily ended my life at a young age by getting a dui.

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Best
Literally saved a girl friend from suicide

Worst
Made my ex girlfriend's life hell with my mental issues, even though she had issues herself

Best: got an internship just now. Jumpstarted my career at 18
Worst: finding this place. Jow Forums and Jow Forums has both helped and ruined me.

best: Idk, gave money to homeless people on the street or something

worst, Idk, too much to choose from, here are the top ten

befriended a lonely geek at my college just to knock him out and take his blood for an occult group I was in

as a teenager, framed someone for stealing electronics because he called me a faggot in an AOL instant messenger chat room

pickpocketed some dude's kubotan (self defense keychain) because he was making such a big deal about how awesome and badass it was, then sold it back to him online at an inflated price while pretending to be a different person

"hacked" my old jerkass roommate's computer (i.e. fucked with the display and security settings on it) and then charged him to "fix" it

had a long-running affair with my best friend's girl, indirectly ruined their relationship and caused a breakup that permanently fucked up both their lives

slept around with a 40+ year old married woman behind her husband's back, convinced her to let me take her anal virginity and be my BDSM slave, even though she refused similar requests from her husband

convinced my girlfriend that I was cheating on her as a way of getting her to end the relationship, even though I wasn't

fucked one of my sexual partners while she was sleeping

invited an 18 year old girl to my hotel room while traveling and basically fucked her in every way possible, pissed in her mouth and came on her face and fucked every hole bareback and scarred her with a knife

while on a trip for a freelance gig, sabotaged my employer's business by intentionally provoking him into angry outbursts around clients and customers, because I was fed up with him insulting and yelling at me

You are a genuine scumbag.

I had a threesome with two girls when I was in college

I dropped out that same year

I've read all of that shit before, stale fucking nerdy, childish pasta to get replies. Just ignore the retard

Worst: Being with a girl for 5 valuable years in her 20s, never committing and proposing and starting a life with her even though I knew that's what she wanted.

Best: Breaking up with her so that she could find someone that would love her in ways I couldn't

Best: can't think of much
Worst: graduating college a year later because i fucked around like a retard

Got a 400lb+ girl into exercise, she had lost 100lbs last I checked.

Hit a dog with big rock, I still feel bad 15 years later.

Worst; Become a shitty bad kid in my teens.
Best; Become a shitty bad kid in my teens.

Kinda feel i'd have been a school shooter if I didnt let loose with drugs,.alcohol and being a piece of shit.
I dont get why young boys and men are punished so harshly for being a bit violent.
I mean its a cry for help for most of them.

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Just say what you did so that you can get it off your chest. We've mostly likely did worse stuff than you did.

just confess, you'll feel better, i'm sure it can't be as bad as some of the other stuff people have posted here

was it that bad?

Most stuff on this thread isn’t that bad at all

Worst: get a job in retail and waste my time
Best: quit retail job and start drawing fetish art on patreon for literally $2000+ a month.
Wish i could have known and done this sooner

Worst: Blew up a group of kids that I thought were Taliban sneaking up on a base we were building

Best: Recently adopted a German Shepard from a lady that couldn't handle him

one dude posted a bunch of really shady borderline illegal shit but deleted it lol

Can’t remember. All I know is that my life is shit and boring and nothing worth telling has ever happened in my life.

Best: Going down on a girl and her calling out my name.

Worst: Went out with another girl I didn't fancy, took her back to mine, let her give me a bj then kicked her out saying 'I'd rather be friends' without returning the favour.

Best
Helped a friend out of depression and is now a happy person pursuing their goals, lifelong friend
Worst
Was too autistic to realize that one time I was feeling up a girl but she didn’t want it. She didn’t say no or anything but she was obviously uncomfortable. I often feel guilty about it and it’s been 3 years. I feel like a raped her but I know I didn’t but I was probably coming off as rapey. God autism sucks.

The fact that you acknowledge it now says a lot about you. You have changed and you feel GUILT over it, meaning you are remoseful and regret it and would never do it again. You should seek the girl out and apologize to her

I already did. She kinda just shrugged it off and then stopped talking to me. She kept me added on social media so part of me thinks that I thought it was worse than it really was. Still though I feel really bad about it all the time because I would never intentionally feel someone up if I knew they weren’t interested

i've been thinking about this a lot today
i feel bad that i jerked off to such disgussting stuff and i feel like everyone i know and love would hate it if they knew
it was a only a few videos and the actual scat made me gag but it was the humiliation and taboo nature that got me off
can anyone help me get over this

good work, you saved so many people

Hello. I'm the degenerate who works on cars. My advice for getting over humiliation is to find something that builds your self esteem and confidence up a bit, and dont go cold Turkey in my case it makes things infinitely worse. Just limit how often you wank and start wanking to new normal things and slowly the habit will break. It's still gonna linger in the background though, I ordered sex toys this morning and cancelled it an hour later after I'd seen an image of the guy from falling down sitting on his rock. If he can tell the world to fuck off hes gonna see his daughter I can fight degeneracy.

alright thanks man, i dont even do it anymore, i quit porn months ago but the shame is still there

the actual fetishes are long gone i cant even wank to regular bdsm stuff nevermind the gross stuff

The shame will remain. The best thing you can do is just own it yourself. Just say "yes I was into that, and I managed to break away from it" to yourself instead of feeling immense shame.

Shat myself

Best
>Fell in love for the first time with the girl of my dreams
Worst
>fell in love with said girl before I knew she was engaged and now she's cheating on him with me and we are both emotionally screwed

best
buy my friend a computer

worst
jerk off to very taboo materials i found on tumblr. multiple times. i feel guilty and digusting. to be fair it wasnt scat lol

>Best
I don't really know, helped my friends and family when they needed help and stopped a suicide.

>Worst
Starting smoking

You can well feed and clothe a child on under 500 a month. So unless you have 5 kids, what the story and what should other men do to avoid ending up like you?

this

and also

fell in love for the first time with a girl i really love and be happy for a short time with her

worst
get reject for her and tell her i didnt want to be her friend and block me from all and we wouldnt talk anymore or know anything of each other

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Lol same. Once you have a kid, fun dies.

But it can return from the grave in time.

best: ?????

worst: didn kill them All when the Dog said to

>worst thing I've done
taken a girl's virginity and never talked to her again because I don't fuck around with whores who put out on the first date
>best thing I've done
saved a little kid in a motorcycle accident
don't know to this day what his dad was thinking riding with his 6 year old but the kid is alive so at least he learned his lesson the easy way

the best and worst thing I have ever done happened on the same day.

basically took acid at around 17 yrs, really when I was struggling with self confidence/direction and had really bad back problems from slouching in school/always having my head down when I walked due to having literally negative amounts of confidence. Basically gave me a new image on life, learned that if I just apply myself a little bit I can literally achieve anything I want. me and a buddy of mine went on a walk and I actually was standing up straight the whole time, and it felt amazing, I felt like a new human being with a renewed sense of confidence, I saw myself in a whole new light.

Things took a turn for the absolute worst when we returned to his house from this walk though, after slouching for so long and my back being as fucked up as it was, standing up straight was probably one of the worst things I could have done, I couldn't feel the pain when walking but when I laid down after we got back. it just got worse, and worse, and worse. I felt like I was being broken in half. My trip instantly went sour and looking at my body as I was lying on the couch I thought all my bones/limbs were deformed/broken. I remember running to my friends room and collapsing on the floor, I went into fetal position and just rocked back and forth because I was so scared. He came in and sat on the edge of his bed and just watched all this unfold, he was tripping just as hard as I was. I nearly called an ambulance but that would have opened up a whole other can of worms.

Basically taught me, hey fix your fucking back and dont be so hard on yourself, work on improving yourself and you can achieve everything.

dont do drugs anons

>Best
Asked out the girl of my dreams
>Worst
Fucked one of my best friends, he's autistic and khhv(well, before I did that), been feeling really disgusted and ashamed because of that. We're both males btw

Worst thing that I ever did, got my boat caught in a vine
Best thing that I ever did do was lovin them ladies fine

I mean, you shouldnt feel bad. Anybody can trigger psych. problems after hitting off any drugs. Even alcohol. She probably knew the risks and took it anyways.

Smoking spice is absolutely retarded.
No wonder she got psych problems. Surprised you're in one piece yourself m8 that shit kills people or fucks them for life

>Best
Discovering alcohol, as bad as it sounds. Was really shy and closed up when I was younger ( Both parent died from cancer). I saved me from the sadness and shyness I was holding on inside, Before that, I couldnt talk out of my mind, would always keep comments for myself from fear of judgement. But now it triggered a sense of freedom even when I'm sober. This happened when I was 17 (23 y/o now) and man it saved my live. Also weed and hash were things I could lean on when I was facing bad times. The accessibility of drugs in my area made it simple. Even though i'm a bit addicted to it these days its pretty good feeling hitting it off.
>Worst
Never got to talk to girls when I was younger. I' 23y/o and still a virgin and its kinda hard do be virgin at this age. Every single one of my friend had a relationship before but not me. The fact that I lost my parents at a young age are a cause of that I think. Never really had confidence and grew up really quick so I was really closed up on myself. I wish I could go back and just say fuck off and be myself.

Best: volunteering for years, treating people with respect, accepting people

Worst: wrote a poem about a kid who picked his nose nonstop. The teacher read it to the class without my permission. Should of picked another topic.

>worst
walked my dog while on ludicrous levels of prescription drugs mixed with as much vodka as I could hold down
almoat died, dog ran away, im pretty scarred
>best
dropped out of uni, i really had no business there

you already know who it is

Best
>Supposedly my drunken words inspired a homeless cancer stricken man into picking himself up and reversing his situation long enough for him to paint his feelings and open an art gallery.
>He recognized me because of my hair.
>Told me I was an amazing person and to never ever change.
>I don't remember doing this shit, but the way he described it seemed so much like me.
>The fucker is probably dead now.

Worst
>Stolen pairs upon pairs of underwear from my group of female friends (whose members I oneitised, yes every single one)
>Creepshoted them constantly as well.
>This went on for years until I managed to fuck all of them except for one.
>Told each one about it.
>They thought it was hot.

I guess I'm not an asshole if I'm cute enough.

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Best: Studied abroad in South Korea
Worst: Ditched a friend because I couldn't handle his schizophrenia.

Best: idk, went to a retarded children daycare center and helped them for half a day

Worst: willingly killed a kitten by dropping a big rock on it

>Best
Lost weight, became more active and met my first girlfriend. I've gotten more happy and motivated by working out and had a few people tell me I inspired them to change for the better.

>Worst
Forcing changes in how I think and feel just to keep that relationship alive. She didn't and broke up with me two years later.

I've been thinking about doing that. How did you go about it and how did you learn the language?

mine is one in the same
I was recieving the first blow job in my life
and while she was going I didnt have thoughts like Aww yeah this is awesome.
No, it was I hope my dick doesnt taste bad. when she was done I ask
"so... how does my dick taste?" and she answered "its fine"

Best thing: live with and love the girl of my dreams.
Worst thing: meet second girl of my dreams. They dated for a while too, it was great - but evidently I can't have that level of happiness. Fuck me.

Best: got married
Worst: had unprotected sex with a GILF in college and called her mommy as I came

Best: no idea, I used to do a lot of volunteering in places like old folks homes so probably that
Worse: I tried to rape someone, that was pretty much the lowest I've ever fallen in my life

Alabama be like

Fucking kek

>Best
Saved my best friends life by staging an alcoholism intervention for him. He resent me for telling all his other friends and family, we're not friends anymore but he's alive and that's because of me.

>Worst
When I got divorced, I became severely depressed. I'd been with the same girl since I was 14, and our relationship had lasted over 11 years. After going MIA for 4-5 months, I re-entered social life and immediately started sleeping with any woman I could convince to spend time with me. Friends, Friends of Friends, randoms. Dozens later, I'd left a wake of destroyed relationships behind me. Women that had become invested. Loved me and thought I loved them back.

Many of these women (the ones I still hear about. The friends of friends, None talk to me any more. Still haven't gotten their lives back together 100%. Either have relationship problems, or have bounced around from one guy to the next searching for "the opposite of me").

Basically I was a huge faggot for like ~2 years after my divorce. I regret hurting good people.

>regret hurting good people
How do you know? I bet they are insufferable faggots. You should not regret this.

I knew them before (the friends) and I knew the randoms long enough to gauge their baseline personalities. I'm far more attracted to personality traits like humor, intelligence, low stress / maintenance, than I am physical traits. (Like don't get me wrong, hot women are still hot, I work with a 19 year old that is physically smoking hot, but I literally can't listen to her talk for more than 2-3 minutes because she's, big surprise, a literal child).

MOST of the women I hurt were exceptionally good people, and none of them were actively _bad_ people.

[spoiler]Well shit ok maybe one kinda sucked, but that was a special circumstance[/spoiler]

that's how I feel, I almost never feel guilty... not because I'm incapable of guilt, I'm not a sociopath, I just feel like everyone I've screwed over deserve it for slighting me in some way or other.

>Had sex with my cousin multiple times.
Multiple? How retarded are you?

Were they good nudes tho?

I won a noble peace price for saving the world from dinosaurs.

I killed, maimed and raped millions of people in the process on my own.

Are these the same gf?

>willingly killed a kitten by dropping a big rock on it
Fucking kill yourself, you piece of shit. Anyone who would kill an animal is fucked.

This well no for me it was

Almost asked her out

Almost asked that one other woman out...

Haha, time to sip some vodka and wash it down with a tall glass of 3/4 part Irish Cream, 1/4 part milk, salt and chocolate.

Wait, no that's backwards. 1/4th part Irish Cream 3/4th milk but with a rather large glass.

Best: Saved a guy from drowning in a lake.

Worst: Cheated on gf

>best: sent my 2 kids to elementary school, raising them. saved a womans life from drowning

>worst: murder, human trafficking, drug trafficking

I can't think of any good I've done, but my friend once left his phone in my car. I snuck on and looked through his GF's nudes and sexts and jacked off right there in the car. Didn't even stop to think avout how wrong it was, I'm pretty despicable.

>Best
Received mutual love from 10/10 girls in my mid teens.
>Worst
On the brink of literally fucking animals due to sexual frustration. (tried to mount a female dog etc).

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