So how do I make lemonade out of being a 5’6 manlet who’ll never be able to command any kind of authority?

So how do I make lemonade out of being a 5’6 manlet who’ll never be able to command any kind of authority?

I can’t even get enough respect from people I’m feeding and providing for to stop eating my work lunches and let me fucking sleep.

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You are taller than Martin Luther King or Winston Churchill. They didn't seem to have much trouble commanding respect.

Find another excuse

My sister is taller than me and I don’t think Luther or Churchill would have been able to make her act like an adulc , either.

Also, they take domestic violence towards women a lot more seriously these days.

peppermint oil works natural wonders... I do not think anyone will eat your lunch after a good serving of laxatives... If you do not make a big deal about something then nobody will ever notice its a big deal to start with. The cat that don't meow don't drink the milk. take your belt off and say in a LOUD voice Who TOOK MY Lunch?!!!? I am Sick Of this Bull Sh*t. If you are generally a nice person this behavior will seen out of the ordinary as if you are having a breakdown. Placate it a little over drama it and make your point LOUD and clear asserting your dominate tone.

ps. It is far better to not repress your emotions and feelings but if you allow yourself to have a reasonably controlled outburst is a very healthy way to vent releasing your inner feelings and thus preventing a "true" mental breakdown.

Why will you never command any kind of authority? Are you a basement dwelling permaneet?

Ive seen a midget ooze confidence and people generally like and respect him. They still laugh at his disability but what can you do.

How do I mark which foods I’ve poisoned and which I haven’t? I don’t want to accidentally take the laxative-laced one to work and I don’t think my family will take the hint.

I’m 25 and look 15. And no, lifting weights hasn’t worked.

You didn't answer the question. Why will you never command any kind of authority? Something you decided? Or something you're not telling us?

Because people tend to either assume I’m an idiot, treat me like a little kid, or both. If I knew what caused it, I would’ve already done something about it.

I couldn’t make it through university while simultaneously dealing with my medical issues and my father’s death, so now I’m working in a factory, and now these white-trash high school dropouts are time and time again genuinely surprised that I know how to operate a cordless drill or a forklift.

Also, they somehow seem to think there’s nothing funnier than deliberately aggravating someone who’s already in a bad mood. One bitch wrote a complaint that I’d ”threatened” her with a drill when all I’d done was point it at her while telling her to stop fussing with my work when I do it better than she does.

You sound like you have serious issues about insecurity and just acting like a little bitch.

The fuck else am I supposed to do when people do the tropak on my last nerve for shits and giggles and then act surprised when it snaps?

All I want is to get treated with the same fucking basic consideration and respect as everyone else.

That is just it you do not mark it you should just plan on getting lunch outside. Considering its your family taking your food the go with peppermint oil as laxatives can dehydrate and cause actual harm...

considering this then your only recourse is to be fair and make the same lunches for all your family so everyone can eat equally.

Regarding the sleep thing that is easy just obstruct their sleep.

Respect is earned. Do your work well, be nice to everyone, and you will get it. If you do nothing but whine like a bitch and snap at everyone don't be surprised when nobody respects you.

I need microwave lunches because I can’t cook at work. They don’t need them because they can cook at the house. It’s too fucking expensive to buy that shit for everyone for all the time to eat.

I do my work and mind my business. I don’t do mistakes and don’t bother anyone.

Why can’t everyone else do the same?

If you just do your work and mind your own business you would get enough respect. So clearly you're not being honest with us. If you get a lot of disrespect it's because you are doing things that bother others.

Like fucking what? I go to work, clock in on time, change into my work clothes, drop my lunch and book in the breakroom, go do work until coffee break, go to the breakroom to have a coffee and try to read my fucking book, clock back in after 15 minutes sharp, work until lunch break, eat my lunch and try to read my fucking book, clock back in after 30 minutes sharp, work until second coffee break, go to the breakroom to have a coffee and try to read my fucking book, clock back in after 15 minutes sharp, and then work until work’s done, get my book and lunch box, clock out, change clothes and fuck off.

What part of that provocates ”hey, it’d be super hilarious to fuck with that person trying to mind his own business”?

You should answer that last question because there's no way for us to know with the little information you've given.

I have given you all the fucking information I have.

What do you want to know? The order in which I cut my toenails? What religion I was raised as? What kind of a car I drive? The tattoos that aren’t visible in work clothes? The name of my first kiss?

It's because of the aura you emanate. I'm 5'5 and have never had a problem with respect. Start with not worrying about getting people's respect.

You sound very irritable and angry. That would certainly play a part in it.

>get a little fit
>status
>money
>ruthlessness

I just want people to shut the fuck up and not come talk at me when I’m already in a bad mood, a basic fucking decency I have no problem at all granting anyone, children and animals included.

Why do I deserve less basic fucking consideration than a dog?

Now it's becoming clear, you have a huge victim complex. Nobody likes someone who is constantly behaving like an angry loser.

Yeah definitely your whole aura and disposition. You need to relax, man.

I want people to want to avoid angering me and avoid me when I’m angry.

How do I achieve this without getting fired or breaking the law?

Find something to be happy about and stop being so angry.

You already have a bad rep because of your stupid shit here:
>all I’d done was point it at her while telling her to stop fussing with my work when I do it better than she does.
So it's an uphill battle. You need to stop letting people affect you so much.

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. If you stick your hand on a hot stove and then cry that your hand burnt, it’s your own stupid fucking fault.

I’d rather not have to stick the drill into someone’s eyesocket to get the fucking message through.

m8 there is little to no hope for you at this point. What is this stupid shit:
>Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. If you stick your hand on a hot stove and then cry that your hand burnt, it’s your own stupid fucking fault.
Shut the fuck up dude goddamn. All you had to do was turn it into an innocuous moment
>Pshhh I'm king at this drill shit
But instead you sperged out like you're sperging now, and that's why none of them respect you; you let a woman get under your skin. You're letting everyone get under your skin. Either relax, or find another place of employment.

My grandfather used to breed bear hunting dogs. Real hunting dogs, not some mashed-potato retrievers that fetch you a bird that you shot down.

This once when I was 3-5, he had a mean dog. He told me, ”don’t touch that one, he’s angry”. It looked at me from the yard, drooling and growling.

Did I go fuck with that dog? No. Do I still have all my fingers? Yes.

So tell me, why can a grown man not be expected to treat another man with as much respect and consideration than a toddler than give a dog?

At this point you're solely looking to vent and don't want to actively change your lifestyle. Hope you find happiness, man, but you won't find it continually being bitter to people.

Or, more practically,
>Either relax, or find another place of employment.

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I want to get left the fuck alone.

HOW DO I GET LEFT THE FUCK ALONE??

I find life quite often pisses in whatever lemonade you manage to make anyway desu.

Find
Another
Excuse
>the only way for you to achieve something is through violence
violence is step two, you uneducated nigger
try formulating an argument that's compelling and if you can't do that, cry to the police and have her ejected from your home before you start beating her with your shoe
you DO own the home you provide for others in, don't you?

Mom pays the mortage, I pay food and electricity, my sister is a parasite.

My argument is that I, who work at least 8 hours per 24, should be permitted to sleep 8 hours as well. My sister argues that she has the right to make noise during daylight despite of the fact that I worked all night, and me trying to tell her to have some fucking respect to people who provide for her is really mean and ableist.

Her mental issues aren’t any more severe than mine, I just decided it’s better to be a functional alcoholic than a complete good-for-nothing.

You're also taller than Tom Cruise, Robin Williams, Charlie Chaplin and Gandhi.

If you can't get respect, it's not because of your height. It's because you are not a respect-worthy person

You have autism and are probably low IQ

I think it's pretty clear by now why he's not getting respect.

Be the mature person and do not put much thought into it. Payback the asshats in your own ways. Be smart and not to be fucked with.