How do i get an e-gf? i have a job and money to spend on them...

how do i get an e-gf? i have a job and money to spend on them, but i don't want to just be an cuck donating money to a twitch streamer.

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Play games like tf2 or overwatch and be funny when using the mic
Girls will add you
Happens to me pretty often

That depends. What are you looking for from an e-gf? Do you just want her to send nudes and say you're cute? Do you want a relationship but online only? Are you looking for a partner you'll meet one day and marry?

I doubt they have any idea what they want which is why they want it to be text.
Crawl obscure places on the internet with nerdy, sorta degenerate hobbies.
Roleplay is a huge one I find. All sortsa ladies thicc and thin.

I think that looking online broadens my horizons, because I'm not that successful irl dating. I'm not the type of person who'd require nudes or any kind of sexual interaction, but I wouldn't be opposed to it.

Ultimately I think i'm just looking for someone of the opposite sex who is interested in me, or at least willing to humor me and pretend to be, that I can talk to regularly.

>pretend to be
Lots of dudes pretending to be chicks even in my time. They just wanted the validation and attention. Of course, they always sought it from chicks who like chicks.

The problem is the internet subtracts a lot of crucial elements from socializing and unless you know very well what those are, it's easy to lose them and their meanings. Importantly, lying on the internet is stupid easy and hard evidence is all you'll ever really have in that case, provided you can even get it.

Oh, I meant pretend to be interested in me, not pretend to be a girl. But what you said is a good point.

Well dude's right, just mind your B. Free games, games with cutest anime shit, games that have good AFK or idle capacities, and games with 'casual difficulty' allowances may all be good options.

But the real key is to just not be dogging after them. They get enough of it and would be on Tinder if they wanted that.

MMOs.
Vidya is a great place for that.
Go with the intent of making friends, eventually you'll bump into one.

My suggestion, FFXIV. If you do, lurk the /vg/ general so you know what worlds and people to avoid.

I can almost guarantee you'll get catfished by an ugly fat bitch.

>t. victim of ugly fat e-gf