I died from laughter.
UK killed me
Eli Flores
Parker Campbell
First post in epic thread.
Oliver Howard
Just get a fetish about looking at yourself naked then just bate in front of a mirror
Its like porn and an out of body experience at the same time
Hudson Morales
>The wanking loicence is real
We're reaching terminal clownness
David Wilson
>you either use I.D. OR
...
>by a porn pass
lmao
Eli Howard
Actually based. Porn should be illegal as it corrupts people from a young age on what sex is supposed to be.
Camden Jackson
>oi you got a loicense for that there porn
David Young
It's not gonna happen
Lucas Parker
VPNs sure are great.
Joshua Cox
where all great bright white minds gather
Colton Thompson
oy vey this is antisemetic
Evan Adams
>uk bans porn
>men no longer able to get their socks off
>men who were previously sterile from copious amounts of wanking suddenly become fertile
>men adopt right wing views in droves
>overthrow UK government and instate Anglican sharia
sounds pretty great desu
Christopher Baker
exhentai.org
Save your soul.
Caleb Barnes
I bet 4 days before its hacked because you are dangling a golden ticket in front of hackers.
Jace White
Are you guys sure you can still manage to govern yourself without the EU?
Levi Garcia
Benjamin Foster
>oi! Yew got a loisonce for that wank m8?
Gabriel Hughes
>april 1st
it's gonna be a prank
Jose Carter
Benjamin Ward
is this it?
Chase Williams
I look foward to seeing what actually happens I'll try to access porn sites in a few days and will post results
Carson Edwards
Nothing I wanted more than tying my ID to everything I browse on the internet.
Ryder Wright
>Will you be okay with that giant tick finally removed from your back
Gee, I dunno. Idiot.
Eli Carter
How is this bad?
Brody Gray
True, but the censoring is a bit much. Now comes the softcore workarounds for them. Still, probably is for the best in the long run.
Chase Young
Imagine being so cucked you have to hide in your room, behind a hidden conection just to watch porn
Liam Martin
If it was up to me I'd ban porn
Dylan Robinson
Not in the UK, friend.
Andrew Kelly
Jeremiah King
i see ugly girls make this argument. theyre just mad that nobody wants to fuck them.
Bentley Smith
even tho porn is bad, the government shouldn't decide everyhing for you
If you surrender freedom for safety, you're very close to a prisoner
Nicholas Perry
>1st of April
April April
Christian Cruz
Ryan King
I wish I were real
I stopped watching porn a while back and wish everyone else would too, maybe we would wake up a little.
obviously censoring is way too much and this article is more than likely bullshit, lets see shall we?
Isaac Rivera
Nolan Butler
Brown man can't watch porn so brown man rape
Brayden Foster
>GUYS!! GUYS!!
>this has to be an april fools prank
>UK cant be this retarded
Elijah Long
HAHAHAHA
>Ya got a loicance for that wank?
>Hand ovah your porn stash or oi'll have to tickle ya with my paddy baton mayte
Just when you think the Bongs couldn't get more cucked shit like this habbens. I hope they'll make the Blacked porn loicences cheaper, it's what Brits watch most of the time anyway
Parker Richardson
Honestly I wish it went further. I wish there was some stronger limitation. Like the porn pass only lasting for a day or so, or the porn pass being specific to what categories/fetishes involved, or it being a form you have to fill and sign where you buy it. In front of the clerk and any fellow customers standing beside you.
The only prank is that contrary to expectation, it will turn out to be dead serious.
Elijah Ward
Good. I'm glad porn is being banned.
Porn is a Jewish owned and Jewish controlled industry. It promotes disgusting shit like incest and interracial, and it corrupts the minds of idiots and turns them into leftist cucks who then vote against their own interests.
The only reason porn is free on such a wide scale is because the Jews use it to pacify men.
I M A G I N E being so addicted to porn and your little dopamine kick that you sit there and cuck yourself by watching a woman you find hot get fucked by another men. It's conditioning you to be a fucking cuck.
I'm absolutely glad it's being banned, and the absolute LOSERS who use it rather than fuck women are being ID'd or charged for their fucking disgusting weakness.
>mfw porn addicted losers get mad as fuck about these facts.
>mfw these porn addicted losers cannot function without watching another mans dick inside a woman they find attractive.
Pathetic cucks. Go find a woman and fuck her instead, you losers.
Xavier Ortiz
OY M8 WARES YOOR 4CHIN LOICENSE
William Ortiz
To bypass stuff like this and random bans use Windacribe 10gb a moth free just connect and disconnect for actual almost always on VPN get NordVPN
Oliver Barnes
I have to change my DNS just to browse Jow Forums.
Cameron Perez
They have in fact delayed the start date, but it is no joke.
newscientist.com
wired.co.uk
Brayden Sullivan
you realize that not 100% of porn is a woman getting plowed, right?
Chase Wright
unironically this, based bong
Nicholas Lewis
Seriously, this is an honest question.
How is this going to work? Is it going to be like TV licensing? Are they actually going to block pornography somehow? I can't even fathom this shit, I'm a burger and my mind is just blown at what the UK government gets away with just because those British faggots walk around trying to pretend none of this shit matters cause they got hoodwinked in WWII by flying bombs and they had to stay upbeat.
Josiah Flores
Oh, so you want to watch two lesbians at it?
You actually get excited and touch your dick to homosexual shit?
You fucking disgust me just as much, if not more so.
Brayden Walker
>implying there's no ulterior motive and this is just limiting access to porn
I wonder why the government would want us to have us logging our internet traffic with verified identification, really gets my noggin joggin
Aaron Moore
Imagine unironically being British
Jackson Perez
YOU GOT A LOICENSSE FOR THAT BONER?!?!?!?!
Ethan Cooper
>I wonder why the government would want us to have us logging our internet traffic
>OUR internet traffic
YOUR* internet traffic you disgusting cuckold.
Get a woman and have sex instead.
Loser.
Aiden Cook
redpilled
Gavin Williams
Brits have always been insufferable rulefags
They deserve this fate, in fact they WANT it to be like this
Jayden Thompson
you are an actual retard
Colton Williams
Caleb White
I remember jerking it at a hotel once as a teenager and saw my dick in the mirror. That was when I realized my dick and balls were actually larger than most porn stars (somehow the normal perspective wasn't enough). It was pretty stimulating, honestly.
Of course, none of this is applicable to dicklets.
Nathan Williams
>he thinks this will only block porn sites and not anything with questionable content or sites that also happen to host porn like Jow Forums
literally retarded
Jeremiah Myers
Who the fuck runs the UK at this point? It's definitely not the people, nor is it politicians abstaining from taking any real actions.
Porn is bad, but the idea that porn consumption has to be regulated by the government is as absurd as the notion that alcohol ban will reduce alcohol consumption.
You cannot eradicate a problem if you do not solve social issues and the source of the said problem.
The only thing Brits apparently can hope for at this point is a hard-hitting economic recession.
Colton Jackson
>WAAAAAAH I NEED TO JERK OFF TO A SCREEN
>WAAAAAAAAAH I CANT GET WOMEN SO I STOKE MY COCK TO PIXELS
>mfw watching America somehow defend their shitty behaviour
Mason Johnson
This is a good thing but done for the wrong reasons.
Porn is degenerate Jewish shit that destroys the imagination.
Lincoln Parker
who are you quoting?
Robert Reyes
>1 April joke
Nathaniel Roberts
BONGS
start to print out and save porn on external Hardrives and sell them for Monies
make a living out of being a Cumdealer
Austin Lee
Banning porn could be dangerous for women though. Now they might have to go get violently raped for real.
Henry Cooper
Ugly girls gonna finally get some
Gabriel Roberts
Clown fucking island
Carter Richardson
thats what they want
Liam Fisher
In the South we just do things and don't bother telling the authorities. The police have so few resources they can't check or anything..
It's only those following all of this procedures who get fucked. The rest of us just do whatever. I haven't seen a cop in months and seeing as this area is 99% white, we don't really need them.
James Jones
Pol was right again.
Women love rape
Charles Taylor
this is exactly how you people sound when you talk about how great it is to be disarmed and taxed into raising families in small apartments and shit
its actually so fucking pathetic
what the fuck is wrong with you
Eli Bennett
are you going to ban cameras?
Xavier Jones
redpilled
Wyatt Edwards
Oi!!!
No illegal peeling in this here district, yes this here district right here init!!
Jordan Edwards
Create skycoin node
Run skycoin manager
Install foxy proxy
Connect to real internet from over 8000 different ad hoc ip addresses for free
Be happy
Fuck jews
William Rodriguez
Porn is bad anyway.
Eli Williams
This actually isn't a bad idea.
Porn black market - this would've been inconceivable just a couple years ago. What a clown world we live in.
Carter Walker
>its actually so fucking pathetic
No, what's pathetic is you're so in love with your Israel kike masters that you actively want them to pump their filth into your mind.
Go jerk off to some more interracial cuck porn, you absolute joke.
Elijah Jenkins
This.
Samuel Ortiz
u avint got the required liocense to peel that sack of spuds!
Sebastian Cruz
In my entire life i have never wanked, or hell, even watched an interracial porn clip, but when i do feel like wanking, i always look for "sister, mom" or shit like this.
Its not because im into incest--- its because "sister" porn clips have the less "whore-y" looking girls and seem to act normal.
Isaiah Hill
all jokes aside EU needs to be nuked
Tyler Rodriguez
Ryder Ross
Aaron Green
>OI! YOU'VE GOT THAT FAPPIN' LOISENCE, M8!?
Owen Miller
Absolutely disgusting.
Thomas Edwards
Evan Reed
even if you think so, you should be reluctant to hand over your personal freedom like that.
Ryder Ortiz
Noah Gray
Oi Where is your porn loicense
Gabriel Lee
oi you got a license for that insult?
fucking retard
Jace Williams
Nicholas Brooks
oi he's armed with a masher!! call da coppers!!
Dylan Roberts
Henry Lewis
What the fuck are you rambling on about this is all your filthy jewery at play
Landon Morgan
hey, what can i do man, sometimes i need to tug that kielbasa.
William Butler
Who cares. Almost all Jow Forums traffic comes from America. Ear shit and die, europoors. None of us want you here and you don't matter to gook moot.
Oliver Robinson
Not an argument, kike lover.
Go jerk off again you absolute joke.
Robert Ortiz
Noah Hernandez
looks like uve summoned the jew of reality you braindead cuckold