Ever since the Mueller probe concluded zero Russian collusion I have noticed a worrying trend in online comment sections. Nasty elements won't stop talking about the media lying. The media never lie, we may sometimes use click bait but it's fake, we never 'lie' to you. Journalists have moral integrity and frankly I find the accusation of 'lying' to be extremely insulting.
Many on the internet have started to call the mainstream media the 'Lyingmedia'. In reality it is Trump who's the king of Lyingmedia. It's the far-right who are the Lyingmedia. This whole situation has become unacceptable and we will be doing everything in our power to refute this new extremist narrative.
-Signed the journalist hired to keep tabs on you bigots
Nobody with the ability to shit has opened their sphincter to let out a vast juicy poop in regard to this. Some folk might have had some slight bowel discomfort, and ran to the toilet as a brown rivulet trails down their left leg but most of us are just building up a really healthy thick juicy poo which we'll appealingly lay in the bowl and then be amused as by the 5th flush it still hasn't gone, so instead we get a bucket filled with water and watch as the slow tsunami of shitty brown water builds up with the failing resistance of the mighty stool to stand its ground as it slowly realises it has lost this battle and valiantly sails into the vast abyss of the sewage system unto a magical journey of subterranean pipe adventure. God bless you mighty crap, you proudly filled the bowl and soon you will end up free in the open air to rest with your stool buddies and talk of happy times. We salute you, you big shit.
Blake Rogers
We will stop calling you the lying press when you stop lying . However that won't happen anytime soon. Journalists are pathological liars. Enjoy learning to code.
Thomas Gomez
Go fuck yourself. The BBC kept quiet about rape gangs for nearly thirty fucking years. Whoever you represent probably has even less respect as an entity, so fuck knows what YOU'RE hiding. Just die, already.
