INDIA DECLARES ITSELF A SPACE POWER

Guys, I don’t think the Pajeets were joking. 2019 they’re a space power, will they really reach super power status by 2020?

arstechnica.com/science/2019/03/india-shoots-down-a-weather-satellite-declares-itself-a-space-power/

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isro.gov.in/successful-completion-of-one-year-of-service-scatsat-1-scatterometer
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISS-RapidScat
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Oh shit.

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Has India launched even one satellite into orbit?

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you got to love India

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THey launched the SCAT-SAT. And no, that’s not a joke that’s the satellites real name.

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>poos shoot down satellite
So they just shat in orbit.

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now we can call them space poopers.

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Why don’t you go take a shower in poo pajeet?

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Stop hating on your country jeez.

Still can't shit in the dunny though

Look it's "Dave" ready to help me with my credit card bill

>2070
>go for space walk with family
>a frozen turd hits my suit
>
Will they ruin space too?

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did their shoot down their own satellite? Or someone elses?

As usual no source.

OK Sanji-I mean - Bob. Back to the phones, some boomer needs help with their AT&T bill. You already used half your data for the month with all those memes.

>SCAT-SAT. And no, that’s not a joke that’s the satellites real name.

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Now it's going to rain shit on us.

LOL, poo in space

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They should be fined a fuck ton of money for pushing us closer to Kessler syndrome. Fucking curryniggers.

Hey street shitter, stop trashing up space, you "destroyed" the satellite ie you turned a big piece of space trash into thousands of bullet-sized space trash moving in an unpredictable pattern.

Back to work Raj. Break times over

>its really not a joke
isro.gov.in/successful-completion-of-one-year-of-service-scatsat-1-scatterometer

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We really don't look like this.

So they created more hazards in low eartth orbit? good job india you shit on the street so you might as well shit in space.

Well the Americans released RapidScat
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISS-RapidScat

you gonna have to scat faster if you wanna be a super power bro

Based

Nice we really need more space junk.

America did it and gave India credit.

>everyone shoots shit in space
>some poor fuck at NORAD gets to track every screw and bit of metal forever now

do they think this makes up for getting the shit kicked out of them by the moozlems

>DESIGNATED SHITTING QUADRANTS

space is fucking fake, who cares

this whole thing is a direct reaction to that

they want to show the pakis india stronk can shootdown satellite. even though in the event of a war they'd be shooting down chinese satellites because that's what the pakis use