Brit/pol/

deal loses vote
we leave no deal April 12th

It feels weird not leaving the EU today after being told for two years constantly that we were exiting the EU today. What a strange Brexit day.

Attached: brexit needs you.jpg (1920x1150, 354K)

Chukka's cuckers

Say it with me Brit/pol/

PRIME

MINISTER

HEIDI

ALLEN

C A N C E L L E D
A
N
C
E
L
L
E
D

Attached: food guy.png (800x704, 92K)

More like they keep extending the date for as long as possible, kicking the can down the road.

The day the country has gone to the dogs

They will either stay or accept worse treaties than they had with the EU :^)

Attached: 1541184551370.png (400x400, 62K)

nothing as usual

Kek, shills so mad.

Attached: A5Rozzed.jpg (852x480, 76K)

Lads why don't we support Muslim attacks on Westminster? That madlad that drove into the gates for example. He had the right idea.

cuz that'd be illegal terrorism innit

Attached: karen.png (672x631, 621K)

>attack the most guarded place in britain instead of running a car down some suburban shopping street with no police for miles
muslims are fucking retards

chukka's using 10yr old memes.
he really is the british obama isnt he

Attached: change.jpg (190x260, 13K)

Not if I have anything to say about it, mon ami

Attached: Macaroon.png (220x317, 123K)

We might never leave the EU now. 29th March 2019 at 11:59 p.m. will forever be known as the "reverse-Brexit day" not "Brexit Day"

> We might be in the EU forever let it sink in.

Attached: boris downed.jpg (1920x1150, 325K)

Typically British the "CUK" party lel

Enjoy your Afro-European Union, Klaus

we should have left 9 months ago.
this whole process has been a shitshow, and parliament should all be thrown in the thames.

Isn't half your army belonging to Germany, anyway?

police are on their way lad

felching

Beginning to feel violently angry, lads.

Attached: 1526480280660.gif (228x170, 1.86M)

something better will arrise from the ashes of this shithole

Attached: file.png (530x609, 475K)

May's treaty is more or less OK per se, its main problem is the backstop without a clear time frame.

Formerly CUK's

May deal passes becuase a signifcant ammount of labour abstentions in leave seats screenshot this post

why not no deal? what the fuck

Attached: 1487368091572.jpg (324x322, 41K)

fucking hell best timeline

Lads are we voting Labour and tories at the next gen

Anyone kicking off in London tomorrow?

Attached: _20190310_142207.jpg (186x188, 17K)

did you type that with a mouth full of cock? it sounds like it.

>how do you do fellow internet lads

Attached: 1553782949341.jpg (228x220, 17K)

>why not no deal? what the fuck
Of course a NEET wouldn't care about the economy

Attached: 1541268308328.png (640x578, 19K)

Don't be angry at Macron, if he's serious about vetoing a second extension then he's going to ensure we get the no deal withdrawal we wanted all along. The frog's burning hatred for the eternal anglo may well save Brexit.

Are you guys listening to the House of Commons? They're all agreeing that no deal is not an option.

Say goodbye to your rights, losers. Don't forget to pick up a porn pass on your way out.

Attached: zatanna_wave.gif (629x589, 1.07M)

the rally is today lad

Like im going to trust the bbc & boe

Attached: 1491405669970.jpg (640x645, 93K)

yesss, yess, look at these lines we've drawn, terrifying!

wew. it's almost as if some things are worth more than money.

No, I didn't. I'm straight.

Raab of Gove as PM lads?

Attached: EDD4525A-4907-4858-91AC-A10CCAB14CB3.png (1242x2208, 692K)

>he still follows the (((law)))

Attached: 126733444456342.png (231x254, 15K)

That’s perfect.

the absolute state

George Soros founded and funded. His evil anti white hands are all over it.
Sadly he's not the problem. His son is. When the old kike snuffs it, he takes full charge.
10/10 we're going to use that.

A father-of-three who carried out an alleyway sex attack on a teenage girl has been jailed for five years.
Amer Aldeii, a Syrian refugee, targeted the girl as she walked home from a Wrexham nightclub in the early hours of September 9 last year.
Mold Crown Court heard Aldeii would most likely be deported after serving his sentence.
Judge Niclas Parry told the 32-year-old his actions that night were "the acts of a predator".
Aldeii who said he wanted to offer the 18-year-old a pizza and check if she was alright - was convicted of two counts of sexual assault.
He was cleared of a further charge of attempted rape.
Aldeii, of Lorne Street in Wrexham, followed the two day trial at with the aid of a Syrian interpreter.

Attached: 1_AP_DPW_130319_AMER_ALDEII.jpg (615x409, 55K)

Holy fuck they really are calling themselves CUK
I thought it was a joke

Nice graph, now make one for abortions and population growth.

>it's almost as if some things are worth more than money.
I doubt it. Money can buy anything humanely possible. Everything and everyone has a price.

t. believing the (((banks))). Believing the (((media)))

Truly the best of goyim. Good nu-german.

Lord Ahmed has appeared in court charged with historic sexual offences against two children.
The Rotherham-based peer was charged earlier this month with two counts of attempted rape and one count of indecent assault in the early 1970s.
The 61-year-old appeared at Sheffield Magistrates’ Court charged under the name Nazir Ahmed, along with two of his brothers.

Attached: SEI_57511478.jpg (540x360, 35K)

Fuck the economy, at least 60 years from now it still won't be african tier, EU very possible

nice try fbi
another day cia
take a dive mi5

>Remember 3 years ago how happy I and we all were for this day
>Today

I don’t feel anything lads.. they’ve got me, I am demoralised

>They're all agreeing that no deal is not an option.
No deal is the default. If parliament and the government can't come up with an alternative by the 12th (which they can't) and the EU don't offer another non-conditional extension (which they may not) then no deal happens whether they like it or not.

A DESPICABLE doctor serving time for raping a teenager in Balloch and sexually assaulting another woman has failed in a bid to have his conviction quashed.
Khalid Jamal,45, was given a six year stretch in June 2018 after a jury heard how he met his victims on a dating website.
The High Court in Glasgow heard how the medic took the women to his home where he invited them to look at his pet fish in his bedroom.
His first victim, now aged 27, had been out with Jamal on a number of occasions when he attacked her at his flat in Great Western Road, Glasgow, after she refused to have him sex with him on Christmas Eve 2013.
Jamal then raped his second victim, then aged 19, at his “cabin” in Balloch, Dunbartonshire, between April and May 2016.
Judge Johanna Johnston QC also placed Jamal on the Sex Offenders Register.
Today (March 21) Jamal’s lawyers went to the Court of Criminal Appeal in Edinburgh to argue that he had fallen victim to a miscarriage of justice.
Advocate Clare Connelly told judges Lord Carloway, Lord Turnbull and Lord Menzies that there wasn’t enough evidence available which would have allowed the jury to convict Jamal.
Prosecutor Jo McDonald said there were enough similarities in the attacks which would allow the jury to conclude Jamal was guilty of wrong doing.
The appeal judges agreed with the Crown.
Lord Carloway said: “This appeal will be refused.”

Attached: 197112220.jpg.gallery.jpg (650x528, 39K)

listen to yourself

literally justifying deluding yourself because you dont like the facts

fuck your optics i am going in

19:00
51.5107499 -0.0848208

Based Brexiteers will ban abortion?

>facts

careful now lad

Attached: 1497036935816.jpg (1151x900, 350K)

3 years ago we hadn't even voted yet you numpty

Fake and gay

I don't see why, we aren't supposed to leave until 11pm. The betrayal will be more obvious tomorrow and there would be more people available

Everything posted here is satire and works of fiction lad. *sweats nervously* R-right?

Whats happening with the March to Leave/Pro Brexit protest in Londonistan? Can't pick up live footage

ATTENTION CITIZEN, THIS IS A MESSAGE FROM THE EUROPEAN FEDERAL GOVERNMENT

All citizens are reminded of their responsibilities in regards to economic growth and productivity. All citizens should be aware of the sanctions imposed upon anyone found to be in dissent of E.U directive 1115563A (b)ii (c) p 7-10.

As such your federal government would like to remind you of our collective mission statement to which you swore an oath:

"We must grow the economy to import people to grow the economy to import people to grow the economy to import people to grow the economy to import food to feed the people to grow the economy to import water to fill the empty rivers for the people to grow the economy to build tower blocks over the countryside to house the people to grow the economy to import people to grow the economy to import people."

Please enjoy your day.

Attached: overpop.png (1000x600, 23K)

So is her deal going through or what?
If it doesn't we've got a chance EU won't extend anymore and then no deal.
Or a chance they extend for several years and then tory party and labor will be unelectable.

Yes, good goy. Fear the agencies as they use (((law))) against your people. Do indeed pass the buck to the next weaker generation cuck.

>literal straight line
Hope that degree in economics was worth it

You know what I mean you pretentious cunt

It'd be funny if MPs had what was coming to them (in Minecraft).

why dont you fucking wait and see, its less than 3 hours until they vote

I feel bad for you lads, is it going to be alright?

no deal and trade everything with america, if we have a good trade deal with a superpower then we are golden

MP traitors will either back down and vote for the deal because No Deal is apparently Satan and we leave "orderly" on 22nd May as an extended Colony to the EU and its Brexit in name only or they'll stick to their guns and vote it down which means 12th April is the leave date.

When it should have been tonight. No doubt the filthy seditious bastards will ask for more amendments and time delays despite being utterly useless with opposing agendas.
We need a guillotine in all honesty for this shit.

At the rate its going, I can see the Queen stepping in and dismissing parliament.

Attached: 83 Speaking the truth.jpg (847x1069, 178K)

They will all cuck out last minute and vote for the deal, that way they will avoid being hanged and not actually leave at the same time

>youtube.com/watch?v=lrX6ktLg8WQ
>youtube.com/watch?v=dE8zy2LMgUY

He'll be at home there.
Islamic gangs run the prisons now. Tons of converts and radicalised prisoners aswell for "protection reasons".

There is a very real chance that enough no deal tories will have their spines dissolve at the last minute to bump it over the line, with a few Labour dissenters
I wish I had confidence that it'll fail

No

Attached: 04EA4868-AE6B-436F-A730-1B0D45AED64B.jpg (468x423, 184K)

youtube.com/watch?v=Jo_-KoBiBG0

absolutely daft

Attached: img1.jpg (890x563, 150K)

The CUK party. I'm crying with laughter.

kek

Attached: 1551895174160.png (582x328, 32K)

I'm surprised IDS has lost his spine. Thought highly of him until he cucked out.
They really convinced him that the EU would continue to extend indefinitely even though they could barely get an extension through the last time.

Heidi Allen is now officially the top CUK

Imagine the scenes if the queen actually dissolved parliament

Quick rundown please. Vote going on right now?