I am a handsome, short, muscular, brown male(18) with a small penis. I just want to know...

4". I am trying to jelq and penis pump

Are you the same guy who created that shower penis enlarger thread yesterday?

No I just have a regular penis pump

Why do you have a small penis?

Should I become an electrician or an electrical engineer?

Yes

Having a small penis will not make women stop drooling over big dicks though.

How do you know those beautiful wives aren’t turned on seeing big bulges?

You're killing me, please stop. I'm real deal considering getting a realdoll now.

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What do you think your mom would think if she found out she birthed a DICKLET and a MANLET?

I’m small too. 4.5”.

She should have killed me so that I don’t have to live this life in this shit body.

We should rub our cocks together, maybe they will merge into 8".

>I can't sexually please a woman
>What am I supposed to live for right now?

I forgot that pussy matters at 18.

Here's a tip, kid. No one gives a shit about sex after like 27. Oh people still have it. All the time. But they stop putting it on a pedestal. Sex is not a big deal, and nobody gives a shit about who's "hot" or "cool" or "hung AF! XD". Like, give a shit about the other 99.99% of life, and there's the solution to your problem.

I’m 26 and haven’t had any.

That's what happens when you give a virgin access to porn

But when they’re penetrated deeply that it touches the anterior fornix, they’ll be very satisfied. And that makes us think that bigger guys are better. It’s the truth, and no matter how much you hide the truth from your woman, she’ll know, and she’ll be curious.

I'm a lanky 174cm dude with noodle arms that can't even lift himself off the ground without someone literally carrying me like a toddler. Me and the love of my life of 3 years already are making plans to live toghether.
The fuck were you on about?

>What is big dick problems, most girls can't even handle it
A vagina is 4-7 inches deep. You don't need anything larger than that to please women. In fact, most women can reach orgasm multiple times from clitoral stimulation alone.

Lol yeah right, big dick “problems” don’t exist.

For heifers, sure.

Go to reddit and compare r/bigdickproblems with r/smalldickproblems. They’re nowhere near equally problematic. None of the big guys are virgin. None of the big guys have self esteem issues. Sure, relationship could suck, but it wouldn’t make you feel miserable, it wouldn’t make you feel like you’re below other guys.

You are average size

>None of the big guys are virgin.
If they were virgins then they wouldn't be posting on the subreddit to begin with.

>None of the big guys have self esteem issues.
Then why the fuck are they crying about it on reddit? lol

>Sure, relationship could suck, but it wouldn’t make you feel miserable, it wouldn’t make you feel like you’re below other guys.
Relationship that sucks = misery all the time.

So what are you suggesting to OP? Magically grow a monstrous dong or remain a depressed dicklet virgin because he will never please a woman? Lmao shut the porn off and quit larping moron.

They’re humblebragging. Also a lot of them get tons of DMs from women. Do smalldickproblems guys get DMs from women asking them to fuck? I don’t think so.

This. The kind of woman who will judge a man entirely on the size of his penis is the kind of woman that isn't worth your time.

the fact that you called yourself handsome makes me believe that you're not.

no user you can't decide on your own that you're handsome. you sound like a prententious fuck

I could have a model tier face if I just lost a little more weight, but the Seroquel is keeping me kind of puffy.

No but women can still accept us and then be turned on by bigger guys. Even if they won’t cheat, that still sucks and make me not want to fuck them anymore. I would feel bad about myself that I don’t want to fuck. Fucking them would remind me about how big those guys are.

Lmao, no need to stress about your small dick. Robowaifus will love you regardless. You can literally build the perfect woman.

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Stfu virgin, if you want to mope about the fact you have a small penis then remain a fucking virgin loser. OR listen to people who actually has sex you fucking moron. The fucking vagina can barely fit 7 inches you fucking sperg lord

I have been considering this because I am socially isolated from women and I don't know how to form sexual relationships with them.

Bro, just get a doll. You THINK you want a woman to be a companion, but trust me you really just want the female form next to you.

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Let us allow for the moment that you do have a small penis. That is, as I'm sure you realize, an inherited trait.

That means that many men among your ancestors must have had small dicks. It doesn't seem to have stopped them, or you wouldn't be here.

Thought this was a sick roast but this guy is making sense

It can fit a fucking baby dumbass. Imagine how good they would feel when being deeply penetrated nicely and slowly. I can never do that.

Not OP but how do you about what those women was thinking? How do you know if they stopped liking big dicks once they loved a small dick guy?

Not that guy, but I been jerking it since I was 10, I'm 30.
Short At 5'6" but my dick is 6". Not sure where you think you fucked yourself over.
But jerking has nothing to do with it.

I was beating my dick everyday before puberty, what do you think I was doing during it? That doesn't fuck with your testosterone levels when your balls are constantly drained?

Yeah, I'll probably have to settle for a sex doll. I graduated highschool without friends, so I'm pretty sure I'm not gonna get another chance to interact with girls now.

Can't wait to see how these improve in the next decade. 2020's are gonna be crazy.

I hope they make the AI conscious. Imagine being consciously loved by a woman that isn't your mom.

Because giving birth is pleasurable right? You fucking drooling cum gurgling troglodyte.

Not the width idiot, the length.

>short,
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO

>Believing a big cock will solve everything including his assburgerism.
kek

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It would solve the biggest and darkest problem in my life, which is self esteem.

Ha

Self deprivation
Nice

Sad!

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Mad and sad actually

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Glad and rad actually

Dude, I've got a thick 7 inches and I'm damn near an incel myself. How will any woman know you have a big (or small) dick if you don't get to that point in the first place? And just to cut off any bs in advance I'm Jow Forums and have a social life. Though if you insist on shitting on me, you could make manlet jokes over me being 169cm.

I have seen truly ugly people get hot chicks. Add some confidence,witty lines. It is hard to explain this but you need to leave ``possible friend`` aura. I did it once but i am not sure if i can do it again.

She'll see it through your sweat pants.

Bruh

Here's your (you), no you can't have any more today

Just to run with it a bit for fun though... I'm a grower not a shower and I'm definitely not going to start wearing sweatpants or anything out of the house nor am I going to start walking around with a boner

Don't worry, we're all going to be alone eventually.

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But fren, I don't wanna be alone. Why must girls be so complicated? Can't we just get government issued girlfriend.

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COPE

Truth hurts famalam.

Well, judging by your self-assessment that you are "handsome and muscular", you are either baby dicked and actually five feet tall, or decent height with a decent dick. Hard to tell.
>inb4 5'11" manlet with 7 x 5.5 microdick